How do I explain I’m not “:3 awwwh sharkies r soooh cuteee,,, shark gummies and blahaj >.< did u know whitetip reef sharks cuddle?? shark fren! so silly!!” Not that there’s anything WRONG with that of course, I would coo at a thresher shark or a blue shark in a heartbeat, and proudly own a blahaj. I even have a shark onesie.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID I SHOW YOU THIS PHOTO YET. LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE BEAST. THIS UNIT. DID YOU KNOW THAT IF A GREAT WHITE HAS WHITE SCARRING ON ITS NOSE, IT FOUGHT A SEAL????!!! HOLY SHIT????? AND IN SOME SPECIES GIRL SHARKS ARE LARGER THAN THE BOYS??!! SO BADASS. DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW SHARKS BITE AND TEAR THEIR FOOD? I WILL TELL YOU SO MUCH. FUCK.