Dating Online Sucks

[datingonlinesucks]

Good day. I know it’s not every day you at a guy so handsome as me. So I decided to give you the privilege of receiving a personal message. Don’t respond though, you’re not pretty enough for me.

OKC

[datingonlinesucks]

hi how are you? are you a natural redhead? mmm you look so sweet… and spiiicy. you do theatre? why don’t you come do some private theatre, if you know what i mean

OKC

[datingonlinesucks]

ABOUT:

I am a woman on multiple dating sites. Daily, I get messages that my friends and I wonder at society. 

I have actually received every message posted here, and it will be posted the EXACT way I receive it (spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes, etc included). 

DISCLAIMER: I will not give you my online dating profile information. I’m not posting photos of the actual message, just in case I forget to block something. Don’t ask. 

I do accept submissions, if you have an amazing message from your Online Dating Experience, PLEASE SHARE.