Highlights from the Yuri!!! on Stage Drama
The answer to the question: “what would happen if both Yuuri and Victor got drunk at the same time”
Which turns out to be: “they BOTH strip and get super flirty with each other”
Victor loving Yuuri’s off-season katsudon tummy and squishing it happily and excitedly
Victor drunkenly flirting with Chris, making Yuuri jealous and prompting him to go all “look only at me” and “you aren’t looking ENOUGH” on him
Them playing a drinking strip game (essentially rock-paper-scissors/janken)
The implication that this is a COMMON OCCURRENCE for Victor and Yuuri and that they do it often (i.e. whenever they drink together, which is apparently frequently)
Naked stretching during which “Chihokogate” happens
Victor getting super jealous at this “Chihoko” and assuming its Yuuri’s ex-lover
Yuuri waking up like 10 hours later with a vicious hangover, wearing Victor’s underwear on his head like its a goddamn crown, and the words “OVERCOME CHIHOKO” scribbled on his back
Everyone wondering where the fuck Victor disappeared off to
People accusing Yuuri of hiding him away
People accusing Yurio of getting rid of him bc they found his list of edgy exhibition skate titles (including: “Yuri on DARKNESS” klfjskdfjs)
Them finding Victor essentially flexing on top of Hasetsu Castle, naked
Victor, screaming at the top of his lungs for the whole town to hear basically: “THIS PERSON IS YUURI’S PAST, BUT I AM YUURI’S NOW”
V: “IS THIS BETTER THAN CHIHOKO??”
Y: “WHO THE HELL IS CHIHOKO?????????”
The plot twist being Victor misheard Yuuri saying the word “shachihoko” in Japanese, and thus there IS no ex-lover lmaoooo
(The implication that this may mean Yuuri and Victor sometimes converse in Japanese bc Victor’s Japanese has improved to that point)
Y: “I COULD SEARCH THE WHOLE WORLD–NOBODY IS BETTER THAN YOU”
My soul being saved by this
Victor asking Yuuri to join him on top of the castle, naked
Them enjoying the view, while being naked and somehow not getting fucking arrested
Seung-gil being an affectionate drunk and kissing Nishigori LMAO
