so here's how the brothers would react to an MC who bordered on Asmo levels of horny and was just an overall tease
OM Devs: so basically you can date all of them.
MC: uhhh I just want one partner..maybe two?
Also MC: START A HAREM? DONT MIND IF I DO-
Warning: Nsfw context, sexual innuendos, horny folk just everywhere, unedited cuz me tired
You were studying in his office when you realized how stressed Luci was. Perhaps it's how he scratched at his head, or his soft exhales when he’d turn a page to peek at the others laid beneath it. Truthfully, it was probably because every minute or so he'd find something fun and interesting to complain about.
“Ugh, how does the electric bill come to this? We use lanterns for most lighting purposes...probably Levi and his gadgets...”
“I'm sure this is Mammon's doing, short 20,000 Grimm, enough for that new jacket probably. I should burn it.”
“This much for an e-book? Does Satan get these only to spite me? Most likely...”
Fed up you decide to get out of your seat and say something.
“You need tea, you'll end up burning out if you don't take a quick break.”
“You're right, some tea would help distress myself.”
You smile and lean in to brush his back, leaning in to murmur “Exactly, and maybe later I can help you find new ways to...destress, was it? I'm sure there's a few kinks you can have me work my hands over~”
With that you stroll out of the room, leaving the eldest to process what you had said.
When you come back with the tea you promised, you were immediately caged against the wall by a very frazzled looking Lucifer.
“You heard me, you wanna work out my kinks baby doll I gotta make sure you're prepped...”
So yeah he didn't drink his tea and he took away your ability to walk.
5/10 he didn't even try it but that dick tho-
You guys we're chilling, hanging out as pals do, planning your next brilliant money scheme yknow like pals do, when you brought up the idea of becoming strippers. Of course it was a joke, but then again you think you'd destroy it to a Doja Cat song all while in stripper heels. Mammon didn't take it as a joke and instead scolded you for being a stupid human and more of a scumbag than he is.
“Hah! I'm kidding Mams, of course you'd be so lucky to see my ass let alone watch me shake it.”
“E-Eh like I’d wanna see you stupid butt! I wouldn't pay even a single Grimm to watch you grind on a stage!”
Well that apparently was a lie cuz your teasing got him so wound up that he ended up telling you to prove it. Halfway through your brilliant analysis on why axolotls are actually aliens, he pipes up with a flushed face.
“Prove what? I legit just explained how-”
“Th-That you'd be a good stripper! I'll believe it when I see it!”
That night he saw, and found his new religion in one single night.
7/10 Just say you wanted to see my ass homie😒
How could you? You know that Levi is a walking ball of sexual frustration and anime references. How could you do him so dirty?
How could you in the middle of his anime get close to his ear and whisper:
HOW COULD YOU DO HIM LIKE THAT?
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS?
So yeah you monster, you managed to make him jizz his jeans with a few simple words.
8/10 I hope you're happy.
He was frustrated with something or other when you found him for your usual reading session. He was pacing back and forth, fuming about something Lucifer said and how he lost library privilege for no reason at all. Eventually you speak up, trying to announce your presence, of course you can't help but do it in your own special -
“If you're gonna be angry, jerk off or something because if we miss another session cuz of Lucifer of all people then I'm out.”
“What the- You can't just say that!!”
“What? It got your attention.”
“Not to mention it probably would help if you rubbed one off.”
“Or just find a willing soul to be your pincushion.”
He grabs you by the arms and pulls you flush against his chest.
“If you don't stop blabbering, I'm gonna turn you into my pincushion...”
“...Is that a threat? Or a promise? Cuz either way I'm down if you are.”
You don't know what was said afterwar, nor can you remember what it feels like to have feelings in your lower half.
9/10 excellent dicking but your pelvis may be shattered. Oopsie!
When your half demon spawns ask when did you and daddy fall in love, please for the love of Diavolo, don't tell them the truth.
He was getting ready to go out, having stepped out of the shower to see you on your DDD, still waiting to help him pick out an outfit for the night.
“Alrighty Mc, I'm gonna get dressed, you're more than welcomed to watch but if you look away I'll understand. After all my beauty is so-”
“Oh I don't mind a show, especially from the demon of lust themselves? You're probably packin’~” you drawl with a suggestive smirk and wink before staring back down at your screen. Meanwhile the demon of lust was trying not to pounce on you.
“Be careful what you wish for bunny, I can be quite rough when I'm teased,”
Hm, he seems rather flustered, your wonder how much the king of flirting could take.
“Well when you give such a tempting offer Asmo, how could a bunny like me turn it down?”
Homeboy dropped the towel, and in all your shock you mastered out:
“Thats one big carrot...”
“Hehe, why thank you~! It's all yours if you want it little bunny~”
Asmo decided against going out tonight, when asked why he says he was feeding his bunny.
10/10 you sluts deserve each other
He was just trying to live his best life and eat, why must you make him so confused with your words?!
“Never have I been jealous of a bowl of soup until today.”
“Oh no reason in particular ~”
The way you trail you finger across his bare shoulder as you walk by in the gym. Was there something he was missing??
“Yeah, just enjoying the view ~”
The view? Was he the view? He's flattered Mc enjoys seeing him, but they see him every day right?
Then one day while your making a special pastry dish recommended by Luke, he caught on to your teasing. As he's filling up the pastry with rainbow cream, you giggle to yourself.
“Nothin’ just wondering what its like,”
“To be that pastry right now ~”
He looks down at the baked good to see it's overflowing with cream now. He’s seen Asmo’s watch history before and could recall a similar sight from one of the...videos. It all begins to click into place as he turns to look at you, still chuckling to yourself.
“Hm? Oh sorry Beel we can-”
“Do you want me to fill you up too?”
“Afterall, you'd taste better cream-filled, like the pastry, right?...”
12/10 This himbo is a secret flirt but only when it comes to food I guess??
He's usually always asleep, so he's spared your pick-up lines and teasing. Whenever he is awake however, you make a fun little habit out of clinging to him and teasing him mercilessly. After all when would you get another chance? So you'd occasionally tell him how cute he is after naps, how comfy is arm feels when you smooch up against it ‘sleepily’. Even nonverbal teasing was on the table, from ruffling his hair to dragging your fingers across his back as you walked by.
He normally brushes it off with ease but one day he was heading to the attic, he passes you just waking up from a nap in a comfy robe and fuzzy slippers, descending the steps so gracefully he could've sworn you were floating.
“Oh hello Belphie, you going to nap up there?”
“Oh okay, we’ll fair warning I did just take a nap and I do sleep naked. So my bad!” You giggle and brush past him.
You don’t get very far however, because the mere thought of this flirty little siren naked twisting in HIS sheets? Yeah that brought the man over the edge.
You got to find out just how much your teasing really affected him all this time. By the way he fucked you viciously until the bed was rocking, snarling filth into your ear with your arms pinned above your head.
It's safe to say he was very, very affected.
10/10 you got another nap out of it so ye-
This is already long, Datables coming soon ✌️🏽
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