Semi-Hiatus

"You wanna get matching shirts to go too? Fuck. That’s a genius idea, Michelle! Where’d I be without you? We should get our name in Comic Sans on the back too because we don’t fuck around. Or do we get it because we do fuck around? I don’know. A Cuban singer? Of course Crazy Frank had a hispanic phase. What’ta guy. I know, too bad we got a wait a few days, but we can make up that time with experimenting with the froyo machine. Hey, that’s a good idea too, you know who has a really good Optimus Prime impression? Me. I do. You got any good impressions, babe? Did they, well y’know me, I get so many likes, I can never keep track who’s doin’ what. Nah, really doesn’t. But what can you do?"

#agentseth #{ omg yes and then they name one of their kids frank }

"What can I say? I'm the queen of genius ideas. You should know that by now, Seth, you're my boyfriend! Hell yes, Comic Sans, that'll just show people that they're dealing with the real thing. At this point, I don't know either, honestly. Yep, Cuban, I told you', he's gone through every phase there is! We can experiment on the froyo machine while we listen to your new records! Perfect match! For real? you have to show me that sometime, I've never seen you doing it. Well --- I can do a good Merida impression, and an Alan Rickman one too, that's about it. That's my guy, he's so hot that he can't even keep track of his likes on instagream, way to make me proud. Maybe eventually you'll find your way around the system, y'know?"

"Oh no, babe! It’s fine. Billy’s…well Billy should be fine. Wait, why’re you saying he? Michelle? You’re fuckin’ me up in such a situation! Is Billy a girl or a boy? I fuckin’ forget! Holy shit. You have me all worked up! Okay…Billy didn’t take your toe socks…"

#{ i know #like they're my otp #they're just the best couple }#agentseth

"She! I mean, she! I was just so worried that I didn't think about her gender, god, Billy and her gender still get's me confused. Wait --- what do you mean Billy didn't take my socks? You just said she did? Seth --- what do you know about this?"

craintheodoras

#{ literally michelle }

”Oh. Oh well good. You might not have a chance of survival if you have to spend a night with those guys. Especially if they take you to one of those weird clubs in Plymouth. Why do I get the feeling that it already is pretty chaotic? It’s adorable, regardless. For real? I just can’t see it. She’s such an innocent, little Disney princess. Why would you be scared of her if she wasn’t? No, you’re right. Everyone did. I used to get Seth to act like Scooby-Doo and everything.”

"Wow, now you're starting to scare me a bit, should I be worried about meeting them? Because I was all excite dup until now. Okay, so I gather Plymouth is the problem? I'll avoid Plymouth, then. Because it is, Seth is a five year old, Aspen. You know this. And I'm not exactly the most organized person ever, I do what I can. She is not even close to being an innocent Disney princess! You did? Wow --- I gotta mention that to him sometime. He's be so embarrassed."

subjectevelyn

“If you’re implying that Billy Idol is so attractive he can turn ovens on, then I agree; I’m thankful he doesn’t look like a banker from Gringotts.”

#{ omg #is that #she loves billy idol too #so she doesn't wanna say anything mean about him #but she wants to make a point }#subjectevelyn

"No --- I'm implying that Billy Idol's skin is so fucked up that he looks like his skin has been under intensive heat for years. Mick looks great for his age, Billy looks twenty years older than he actually is."

”They’re pretty bad. I don’t know, are you weird? I mean, you seem pretty normal to me, but you’re dating my little brother, so you could be the weirdest girl on the planet. So, maybe you’ll be shocked. Really? Who know Evelyn had it in her to be so intimidating. She’s so cute and innocent with me. She’s adorable. You both are, actually. Oh! Well, still! Scooby Doo! I love it. I used to want to be apart of the Mystery Gang when I was younger.”

"I don't know, I mean, at least I wouldn't consider myself to be. One of us has to be normal, balance, y'know? If not our relationship would be super chaotic. For real? Evelyn isn't exactly intimidating with me, but she's still kinda scary, like, I'm not scared of her, but I know that if I wasn't her cousin I would probably be scared of her. Who didn't want to be a part of the Mystery Gang when they were younger?!"

"Yeah. Fuckin’ Billy. Y’know, babe, I didn’t even think about that one. You’re right. It was probably Bills. I can’t believe she’d do something like that, ‘cause I would never. Even if it was cold…Never.”

#{ SETH YOU ASSHOLE DON'T BLAME YOUR CAT }#agentseth

"Oh my god--- Seth! But if Billy was playing with them, then--- he probably ate them! Those socks have fibers that aren't good for animals, he could get sick! We need to take him to the vet right now! If anything happens to him it'll be my fault!"

foodphotosets

#michelle likes

"I’m gonna get us custom made shirts that say what you jus’ said. Froyo and rock and roll. See, that’s why I like Crazy Frank already, because he’s got the good taste in music, and what? Who’s Celia Cruz, actually, doesn’t matter. You don’t know what an antique show is? Well, al’right, neither do I really, but I think y’just go and look at the stuff and then old people try to auction and it’s hilarious, but we’ll go for the antiques, not to make fun of them. Or both. We might as well do both. I think so, so that’s why I’m gonna get you one and we can communicate like that too. Alright, I will let you know, cause I do wanna your friends. Yeah, Bones is pretty cool, you should meet him too. Like twice a month I think, somethin’ ridiculous like that, and alright. What are you feeling?"

#agentseth #{ yup #it does #omg i love crazy frank already what is this }

"Yes, that would be great! We'll have matching shirts that we can wear to the antique shows we will go to. Crazy Frank is just likable like that. She's this--- Cuban singer, I think, I think he might have bought it when he was going through his hispanic-obsession phase. Oh! That sounds like so much fun! I wanna go now, looking at antique stuff and laughing at old people trying to sell it is probably one of my favorite things to do. Don't forget scaring people, we can just leave the speakers on a table and start talking through it to scare a person, I mean, how funny would that be? They wanna meet you too, they've liked all of our pictures on instagram! He sounds like a fun guy, I do wanna meet him. Shit--- twice a month, that doesn't give you enough time for anything. Hunger, mostly. Yeah, hunger."

”Right. But I feel like you haven’t seen anything until you’ve met Seth’s friends. They’re all old and immature. I’m pretty sure some are older than me, but that could just be a false memory. Evelyn did? That’s my girl. I don’t know how it works either, I’m a bit too scared to ask. Oh! I’m sorry to hear that, a great dane? My gosh. I don’t blame you.”

"God, I'm kind of nervous yet excited about meeting them now, are they really that bad? Will I be completely shocked when I meet them? I'm pretty sure she did, I mean, at least that's how I think stuff works between them, she threatens him and he just--- goes with it. So am I, honestly. It's okay, I was like fourteen when he died. Yep, a great dane, I named him Scooby Doo, how original, right?"

"What do you mean? I don’t know anything about blue toe socks…"

"Are you sure? 'Cause I've been looking for them anywhere and I can't find them --- maybe Billy started playing with them?"

#agentseth

subjectevelyn

“I think you’re just mad that Steven and Mick look like they stepped out of the Goblin Kingdom as David Bowie sings ‘Dance, Magic, Dance’.”

#subjectevelyn #{ look at michelle's face though #like #she's genuinely offended }

"And I think you're mad at the fact Billy Idol looks like he's been living inside a turned on oven for ten years."

"Seth promised that you’d meet his friends? Oh brother. Literally. I mean, they’re, well, you know, watch yourself around them. They’re actually crazy, I’m sure of it. Must be that Devon water or something. Yes! That phase? Oh, Evelyn showed you pictures? She’ll have to show me, I haven’t seen them in so long. I’m glad too. Really? What kind of dog do you have?"

"Oh, really? Thanks for the heads up. It doesn't really surprise me considering the fact that Seth is--- well, ya' know, he's Seth. Just tell her, she has them, I'm pretty sure she threatened him to give them to her or something, I don't even know how their friendship works anymore. Had, he died like two years ago. He was a great dane, he was so big that when I was three I thought he was a horse. Yes, a horse, I kid you not."