barton

probably the only white sheep of the family indie oc for barney barton's daughter

[thereturnedus]

I did something unforgivable too.

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ASPEN:

‘ Well… BOTH.

      No? Why’s that? I always feel so good afterwards.      Do you not?

    ‘ You know he can’t fraternize with his patients, right?              WELL, I’m kind of lazy. Sweating’s never              really been my thing.

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IAN:

“I get compliments all the time about’em.   Just yesterday I told a lady where I got them  from. I wouldn’t be surprised if she stopped by.”

  ‘ No way. One day, if I have my own gallery,     I will remember you for being my FIRST     costumer.

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KIERAN:

“Last set.” Kieran confirmed as he took the shot, holding it up. “Cheers.”

   And down goes the last shot ---- or more like second to last    because it’s only a matter of seconds before she starts refilling    the glasses again, “Okay, okay! Last round this time for real.”

[mementoxmei-blog]

Zombieland Quote Memes

❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞

❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞

❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞

❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞

❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞

❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞

❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞

❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞

❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞

❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞

❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞

❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞

❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞

❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞

❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞

❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞

❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞

❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞

❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞

❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞

❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞

❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞

❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞

❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞

❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞

❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞

❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞

❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞

❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞

❝  Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞

❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞

❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞

❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞

❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞

❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞

❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞

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how did this happen

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sorry i haven’t been on, i’ve had a crazy weekend but i will try to be on tomorrow, if not, then tuesday. goodnight lovelies!

[aherosarchive-deactivated201608]

“i had to be ur fake boyfriend/girlfriend bc some creep was hitting on you and it was making you uncomfortable and now i have busted knuckles and a cut lip but hey are u okay” au

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"I'd totally fuck you" //LEE NO.

send me “I’d totally fuck you” to see my character’s reaction

     She’s not exactly sure of how to respond to that,     and at this point she’s just hoping he’s either     drunk or high --- or on something. It’s not that     she doesn’t find him attractive, but come on,     who says shit like that? 

           ‘ I, uh ---- thank you? 

[easterbunnymundlover]

Send me "I'd totally fuck you" to see my character's reaction

[simetia-deactivated20160417]

‘ Huh. INTERESTING.

Yeah, definitely. Have you tried Yogalites? ALSO my favorite thing. It’s SUCH a work out. If you h a v e n ’ t, we’re D O I N G it.

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   ‘ But I mean, do you ACTUALLY wanna go      to therapy or are you just interested because      I said my therapist is crazy hot?            I never have, no. I guess I’m kind of down            to try it, even though WORKING OUT isn’t            really my thing.

[littlebirdstxrkarchive]

“Considering I have no idea where that even is, I’d have to say I agree with you about London being more interesting.” Jesy chewed the inside of her cheek. “But growing up with family, even in a place like Ackley, would have been my first choice.” She muttered under her breath. “Oh I’ll have to make a note of that. Assume, but not out loud. I like that.” She laughed. “Might keep me out of trouble.”

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“It’s in Iowa, no one ever goes to Iowa. Because it’s one of the most boring states in the country,” she shrugged. “I didn’t exactly grow up with a family either...” The blonde confessed, her gaze lowering slightly. “Yeah, you know, assuming at the wrong time could get you into something. You never know.”

[kickassisms-blog]

"I think I can handle it."

          “—You sure? I don’t mind helping out, really!  It’s what I’m here for, ma’am.”  He shrugs, hoping to god she doesn’t somehow recognize him through the mask.  Only with his luck would he run into Michelle as she’s carrying groceries up to her apartment– while on his nightly patrol as Kick-Ass. 

[thorodinson]

[wordsnquotes]

I am that clumsy human, always loving, loving, loving. And loving. And never leaving.

Frida Kahlo, The Diary Of Frida Kahlo: An Intimate Self-Portrait

[quoeththeraven]

“Nonsense.” He smiled and pulled a one hundred dollar bill from his wallet. “It’s chump change to me, and I rather like it. “

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    “Wow, Diaval, thanks --- I appreciate it,” she said flashing      him a bright smile as she took the cash. “You’re gonna      have to wait for t to dry though.”

[xmutatorformarum]

“Yup. A little town near Kent. Quiet peaceful if you ask me.” He was completely bullshitting. Well were he was from. The little town he was thinking of was real and really was quiet lovely.

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   “I come from a small town too --- but in Iowa,” she replies with a smile    as she refilled the shot glasses. “Okay, okay --- last set of shots, I     promise,” she’d never admit she’s had enough.