Dauthamalettys

[blackness-by-your-side]

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

Ayako, Hideo’s assistant, tweeted this out and then Hideo retweeted her and I’m absolutely losing it.

[03lux-deactivated20181020]

big noses are So good man. they’re so good. it’s time to stop pretending button noses are the only cute noses and start giving characters big noses

[taz-quotes]

Garfield: What can you give me to sweeten the pot?

Magnus: I think that since you removed the time distortion thing, that’s a discount. That’s a, it’s clearly faulty, the description says that it distorts time, but I tried it out, I plugged it in, it didn’t do it, so… I feel like that’s at least 25% off right there.

Garfield: If you can sweeten the pot with goods of your own, maybe we can do a handshake thing.

Magnus: I’ve got a frosty mug?

Garfield: That’s some bullshit!

Magnus: No no no, I don’t have a frosty mug, I’ve got a mug that doubles the potency of the drink.

Garfield: Oooooh! Still bullshit!

[Giggling]

Magnus: How is that bullshit?

Griffin: He, um… [laughs] He goes,

Garfield: I know what I want! Your sideburns!

[Horrified gasps]

Garfield: Give them to me please!

[coxal]

when you’re trying to convince your friends to watch mcelroy productions

[foundation-of-anime-monsters]

[insectsoup-deactivated20211023]

I found it. The perfect holiday sweater!

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

WHERE DO I BUY IT

[klaw]

yanno how every january everyone writes the wrong year for a while ?? that’s like how it is when u come out as trans and still misgender or deadname yourself. you’re not faking it, u just gotta get used to the change just like we all do every january.

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[starforgedthor]

half of y'all: jeff goldblum played the grandmaster

the other half of y'all: Jeff Goldblum Is Playing Himself

the one thing we can all agree on: he fucked Loki

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

[moonry]

[thunderingstars]

[proudnb]

Nonbinary people don’t have to settle for positivity made for women or men.

You shouldn’t have to patch together enough positivity for women and men just to approximate what you need as a nonbinary person.

You deserve positivity made for you and those like you.

You deserve to be treated as a whole and unique person.

[hebbez]

[prothocrice]

I threw my phone

[oddbodyinc]

Pictured: godless heathens excommunicated from the extended zodiac.

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[welcome2khaos]

wow