Another Homestuck Analysis Blog

Just a homestuck that wants to infodump and will happily do so per your request. Inbox: 3 | Classpect analysis | OPEN | Session analysis | OPEN | icon by yours truly | Knight of Time | Derse Dreamer | Call me Dave

[dave-classpects]

Hey! Welcome to the blog!

Please keep in mind that I am not the be all end all authority on classpect analysis!

Classpect assignment

I will not analyze you and hand you a classpect. Being handed information about a stranger in such in depth detail is something I am not comfortable with. If you hand me something to hand you personally a classpect with, I won’t do it. Sorry, I’m not taking a potential trauma dump to hand you a classpect.

Classpect analysis

Send in a class+aspect you want me to look into and I will!

I will also try to hand classpects to characters! I’d rather original ones, as it lets you infodump, and lets me not go digging through miles of fandoms to find who you’re asking for, if i don’t know them

Session analysis

Curious about how a session with x y and s classpects will go? Shoot an ask my way and I’ll try my best to explain how I think it’d go! Void/null/otherwise dead sessions are welcomed and encouraged! I will analyze sessions over 12, and sessions with doubles of classes, aspects or both

Do not apologize to me when sending in classpect or session analysis asks! I am actively asking you to ramble and rant at me about your session/character(s). If you apologize, there is a very good chance I will just toss your ask.

Icons?

Icons are doable, but PLEASE do not expect them to be a high priority, they’re a thing I typically make to calm down from panic attacks

Where are the sprites from?

Here!

Just a small heads up that the “secret” button is kinda broken! Please be careful as it’s very eyestraining!

Enjoy the blog! Please note that if you drop anything nsfw into the inbox it will be swiftly deleted!

on a bit more personal note:

Welcome and all that fun stuff, yadda yadda

This blog is run by a Dave Strider fictive(that’s me), so there’s going to be some personal bias on shit for some classpects(knight of time being the strongest, let’s be fucking real here)

I’ve run the blog since about day one, and ive just gotten real fucking tired of pretending to be snowie, so here we are

said I wouldnt fuck with the url, but I guess I lied, whoops

[dave-classpects]

very much not dead. very very much not dead.

ask box is empty, i've got sprites, and the ability to recolour them freely should the need arise for whatever reason. maybe i'll do something with things, but for now, all the fan aspects are for colour tests

want to see? of course you do that's why you're here. i have nothing written down for any of these, they're just here because they looked pretty. long fucking post from here on out

FLOW

STAR

WANT

SMOG

STORM

NIGHT

[dave-classpects]

Session analysis Time!

Rogue of Life (Violet Blood, kinda crazy but in the prankster fairy way, Prospit Dreamer)

Maid of Heart (Cerulean, very chill, no mind control powers, Prospit Dreamer)

Page of Blood (Mutant, serious and has a bit of werewolf situation going on, both Prospit AND Derse dreamer)

I know this session is doomed, but I wanna know EXACTLY what kinda failure it ends up being lol

behold! a look at the new sprites, all done up and pretty, plus whatever extra details were handed off in a quick and easy way to grasp

this! is a fucking session. it sure is doomed and set to fail but oh god, you want me to tell you how?

first and foremost, this session is fucked because it has no time and space. this everyone knows. you've got no frog you've got no time player to haul your ass out, and unless we're pulling canon session hopping BULLSHIT to get you out of there...

ROGUE of LIFE Rogues are a class that steals aspects for the good of their companions, passive. pair that with being a loose canon and i think you've got a recipe for disaster on its own right there. if they godtier first? well. that's a session that can't stay dead. literally. oh you died? here let me steal the life of the guy that killed you<3 you're okay walk it off what a silly joke death is<3

PAGE of BLOOD pages invite the exploitation of their aspect, and when you pair that with your heart player? jesus christ that's fucked my guy. this guy is chill, but will be the glue here through and through. by inviting the exploitation of relationships(nonromantic) around them, they'll be the only reason things stay even remotely calm. and even then? thanks to how pages handle- oft being left with a severe deficit of their aspect until they gtier? oh this poor guy they are so fucked

MAGE of HEART my guy where the fuck do i begin here, in the best way possible. twin moon dreamers are a needle in a haystack. i'm sure being a mutant is a crazy problem as it stands, but werewolf on top of that? and being the local heart player? you better hope and pray your mage does the mage shit well. understanding heart, and the relationships around them is a must. they can't guide the session to victory, and are going to be put through HELL and back as they figure out how to see things in a different view than their own. which... i don't think is going to happen here. or maybe it will.

because sometimes, even when a session will never win, never be able to be saved, there's always miracles. maybe these three won't rip one another apart, but i doubt it. this is like a miniature NUKE of a session, my guy. this is horrifying, this is fascinating, give me like 10 more like it oh my god.

[dave-classpects]

nothing quite says “work is dead” like drafting a handful of asks to work on on the phone and attach photos to after work

paid to classpect

[dave-classpects]

Everyone shut up

Homestuck animated series with John voiced by Toby Fox

[dave-classpects]

... okay probably unpopular thought ahead so i am leaving it in tags and nowhere near the main tags

[dave-classpects]

Holy fuck I'm alive

okay alright ok fucking hoogh months of silence as i burnt myself out instantaneously HOWEVER

the flame is lit good and proper this time no more animation because i dont get how to do it on csp but i dont care i have individual files now, and the ability to make wholly new ass collections of them at pretty much the drop of a hat

which is not to say i will be doing so forever and ever and making a pool of those resources(i might if people want it genuinely enough? not all of the fan aspects speak to me all that much though so who knows. a lot of them feel like needless expansions on the core 12 aspects)

i do however now have the entire lineup of the grief aspect, and may even toss them around! we just need to see what the future holds

class redesigns done by the goddamn delightful @/coffeecats900

[coffeecats900]

Im sorry im so bad at uploading things to tumblr.... Ive been procrastinating this for a whole week for no good reason!

I REDESIGNED ALL OF THE HOMESTUCK GODTIERS!

Below is a google drive with literally everything Ive created for this project

witch.png

The designs and color palettes are based on my own interpretations of the aspects and their classes. The rage aspect changed the most since I believe their powers are based upon all emotions and not JUST rage. So their color palette is meant to represent overwhelming emotions with two opposing colors that are very bright.

Oh also, these are 100% free to use and change for whatever you want for any reason at all! I don't care!

[coffeecats900]

Tumblr won’t let me edit the post and add the correct link so I’ll do it this way, here ya go lmao

godtiers stuff - Google Drive

[dave-classpects]

hey why do you. *need* a time player. i get space but why time. if you don't end up scratching then what's the problem with it

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one oh my fucking god i forgot i was working through these jesus fucking christ let me crawl out of my goddamn grave here this death wasn’t heroic or just so let’s kick things off with one i swear to fucking god i answered then go fresh from here

Why do you need a Time player?

In Sburb, when making a universe, it uses the aspects of the players that were present. Technically speaking, the Troll’s game made the “ideal” universe, with every aspect available.

A universe needs Space and Time to exist. With no Space, you can’t have a universe. Theres no space to put a universe into, nothing to build upon nothing to have a foundation to. In the same way, you need Time to have a proper universe, too.

Time itself

Time is the measure of then to now, and how the past became the present, and becomes the future. As put by The Doctor(BBC’s Doctor Who, played at the time by David Tennant)

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.”

Which i feel homestuck actually does a wonderful job at addressing. Time is not one thing after the other. It loops, it curves back upon itself, it branches off as people use it incorrectly, or even correctly. If a universe does not have Time, it does not have meaning. Everything happens all at once everywhere and nowhere. There is no start, no end. There is no time to establish a beginning, to tell you when things begin to exist. Space will tell you where, but it can’t tell you when.

But Dave! i didn’t need to scratch!

Scratch or not, if you don’t have a universe with Time in it, you’ve effectively made a singularity. A point in which everything, every little bit of matter that was, is, or will be, exists at a single point. That paradoxically exists now, in the future, has never existed, will exist, can’t exist, or may never exist at all. Time is not just the ability to Scratch a session. This is why you can’t have a game without Time.

[dave-classpects]

actually, this task could be done by any knight, not just the time player. the task would be best done by a knight of time for protection + helping with frogs, but any knight would work in theory

a knight of breath may help protect the freedom of the universe frog, a knight of life the life of the universe frog, void could protect the lack of cancer/malformations, etc. there's very fun ways to look at that need! and even still, you could still manage without a knight, it just may be riskier. it's never a promise the universe frog will be harmed/cancerous in any way. any time player can hop back to ensure, yes, but it is, fascinatingly, not always a must for your time player.

its actually a really fun train of thought to entertain, but i may just be a goddamn weirdo in the aspects of sburb i like to mull over

[dave-classpects]

alright little note for folk because I fucking love seeing yall in the inbox instantly

I won’t have the little gifs for a bit, and I’ll be actually using the queue system when I remember to. Unless you guys flood me again(pos), I’ll try to keep it to 2/3 posts a day, or uh. More if the queue system fucking explodes about it(it does often and I don’t know why) so keep an eye out!

[dave-classpects]

HII hihi!! first of alll welcome back!!

Idk if what i wanna send counts as an analysis or anything but is it okay to send like,, infodumps about fansessions? I have one that me and 2 of my friends have been working on on and off for the past few years and wanted to share it and ask your thoughts on it and stuff? like if you think the classpects work with the characters, or if u had any ideas or suggestions idk… Sorry im rambling LOL

you know what? I’d fucking love to hear about it yeah. If you want my advice for any shuffling I will happily lend you my ear, I’ll also happily just listen to what you’ve got to say my guy.

I’m all ears, bring the ramble

[dave-classpects]

I rise from the fucking grave in the year 2024 with a profound need to do something and fucking stick with it so here we are again chucklefucks, have the hell at thee let’s fucking go

[dave-classpects]

hey why do you. *need* a time player. i get space but why time. if you don't end up scratching then what's the problem with it

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one oh my fucking god i forgot i was working through these jesus fucking christ let me crawl out of my goddamn grave here this death wasn’t heroic or just so let’s kick things off with one i swear to fucking god i answered then go fresh from here

Why do you need a Time player?

In Sburb, when making a universe, it uses the aspects of the players that were present. Technically speaking, the Troll’s game made the “ideal” universe, with every aspect available.

A universe needs Space and Time to exist. With no Space, you can’t have a universe. Theres no space to put a universe into, nothing to build upon nothing to have a foundation to. In the same way, you need Time to have a proper universe, too.

Time itself

Time is the measure of then to now, and how the past became the present, and becomes the future. As put by The Doctor(BBC’s Doctor Who, played at the time by David Tennant)

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.”

Which i feel homestuck actually does a wonderful job at addressing. Time is not one thing after the other. It loops, it curves back upon itself, it branches off as people use it incorrectly, or even correctly. If a universe does not have Time, it does not have meaning. Everything happens all at once everywhere and nowhere. There is no start, no end. There is no time to establish a beginning, to tell you when things begin to exist. Space will tell you where, but it can’t tell you when.

But Dave! i didn’t need to scratch!

Scratch or not, if you don’t have a universe with Time in it, you’ve effectively made a singularity. A point in which everything, every little bit of matter that was, is, or will be, exists at a single point. That paradoxically exists now, in the future, has never existed, will exist, can’t exist, or may never exist at all. Time is not just the ability to Scratch a session. This is why you can’t have a game without Time.

[thatglitchedartist]

Adopt?

Alright, here's a bit of an odd one from me. I'm in a bit of a financial pickle, so I've turned to the way of making adopts.

If you'd like to get your hands on this, come over here! I'll be working on making special adopts for a time, but know I also do clay commissions, and general art comms too!

[homestuck-scribbles]

A little Homestuck PSA

As 4/13 is right around the corner I just wanted to remind everyone about the Unofficial Homestuck Collection. As Viz and the death of Flash have been slowly killing the intended Homestuck experience there is still a way to see it how it was meant.

This offline program allows for all the flash to be seen and mini games to be played as intended and helps protect from spoilers. If you are going to start reading Homestuck or are planning to trick some unsuspecting friend into reading please consider using this program!

And - I love new livebloggers! Let me know who you love to watch make this journey.

https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/

THE UNOFFICIAL HOMESTUCK COLLECTION

An offline browser built from the ground up to archive Homestuck and its related works.

[ehentalix]

There's also now an online version if you can't be bothered to download the offline version!!

[thatglitchedartist]

Boop

Reblog this to boop who you reblogged it from and also OP

[applecherry108]

shit let’s be santa