They Love Walk-ins!

Dave Karofsky, 16. New student at a lame ass private schooling Westerville. You wanna fuck with me? I'll introduce you to the Fury. That's what I call my fist.

[dave-thefury]

OOC// CHANGES

Unfortunately things with Sebastian and Dave are coming to an end here, but stick around! I’m converting this blog into one for Lauren, and I’ll be starting up a kick-ass Pizes 1x1 pretty soon :)

Thanks!

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: I don't. I've blocked her from all of my social media. She'd just use them to spy on me and tattle on anything I posted to my dad. You're really lucky you don't have a stepmother.

Seb: Well. Those are..

Seb: Subtle. Subtle is the word.

Dave: wow she sounds like a total bitch

Dave: subtle yet really fucking annoying.

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: Post them like.. on the refrigerator? Because I'm pretty sure I'd rather light myself on fire than give that woman access to my blog.

Seb: Hm.

Seb: So on the spectrum of 'trick him into skinny dipping and then steal his pants and run away' vs. 'create a fake hot girl profile on Facebook and fake flirt with him until he divulges some embarrassing secret and then take out a page in the yearbook and post the transcript of the conversation' .. where does 'small prank' fall for you?

Dave: i meant like if you have her on FB or something. idk.

Dave: damn u dont fuck around. I was thinkin like. cream cheese deoderant. or a red sock in his laundry.

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: No, she's not. Of anything. It's pretty much like living with one of the Real Housewives. Evidently she has nothing better to do than try to police my life.

Seb: Ha, for once I didn't. But that's funny. I literally just meant you could beat him to a pulp though. Not that it would be hard. I could probably do it too.

Dave: damn dude that shit sucks. the best you can rly do is ignore her tho. or if you want to really piss her off start posting pix of you making out with dudes.

Dave: oh well yeah. but im working on my anger mgmt shit and trying not to be so like. violent. but maybe a small prank wouldnt hurt.

[dave-thefury]

Boys Just Wanna Have Fun || Sebofsky || 3/19

[dave-thefury]

Dave was a little surprised as Sebastian continued walking with him to his room, but it was nice. As they neared his room no slowed to a stop, Dave shoved his hands into his pockets as well, suddenly feeling a little awkward as he leaned against his door frame and smiled at Sebastian. “Yep, that’s exactly what I meant, you read my mind,” he replied with a smirk. “But seriously. We should do something normal next time. Like go see a movie or play video games or something. Unless that’s too low brow for you.” He smiled some and reached up to rub the back of his neck, clearing his throat lightly. “Anyway. I mean it. I um, I did have fun tonight.”

[claringtoned]

Sebastian’s heart was beating unaccountably faster and he had no idea what to make of it, so he pushed it to the side. Maybe he was actually having a heart attack or something. “We could do that,” he smirked. “I’m all about the .. Nintendo or- Sega, whatever.” Sebastian had never owned any kind of gaming console before and didn’t care about them in the least, but the idea of sitting around with Dave blowing up aliens or whatever kinds of video games existed these days created a mental image that amused him a lot for some reason. “I’m just glad that hanging out with me wasn’t too weird for you,” he said without really thinking.

[dave-thefury]

Dave laughed, an awkward chuckle. Was this weird? Was he making it weird? He couldn't tell, but he knew the idea of having a friend, and that friend being Sebastian, definitely made him smile a bit brighter. "Sega, wow. You have a lot to learn," he said. He cleared his throat again and sighed. "Alright, well... I better get inside," he said, making no effort to actually move.

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: It's fine. Linda's just

Seb: whatever. I just can't stand her. She's always trying to talk to my dad about me and none of it's any of her fucking business.

Seb: You're bigger than him. You can take whatever he can dish out.

Dave: ah. so shes not super accepting huh. sorry dude.

Dave: .....did you mean for that to sound that porny?

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: There will be, you watch.

Seb: Not really.

Seb: I just can't stand my stepmom.

Seb: Gross. Tell him I can do better than him. He knows, but you should still tell him.

Dave: oh. well if you do wanna talk, or like, get drunk, lmk.

Dave: pft yeah thatll go over well. i have to live with the guy smythe.

[dave-thefury]

Boys Just Wanna Have Fun || Sebofsky || 3/19

[dave-thefury]

Dave was a little surprised as Sebastian continued walking with him to his room, but it was nice. As they neared his room no slowed to a stop, Dave shoved his hands into his pockets as well, suddenly feeling a little awkward as he leaned against his door frame and smiled at Sebastian. "Yep, that's exactly what I meant, you read my mind," he replied with a smirk. "But seriously. We should do something normal next time. Like go see a movie or play video games or something. Unless that's too low brow for you." He smiled some and reached up to rub the back of his neck, clearing his throat lightly. "Anyway. I mean it. I um, I did have fun tonight."

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: It's true. Retro choreography is where it's at.

Seb: Jazz hands are the new nae nae.

Seb: Nothing. Parent bullshit.

Seb: How has your little dorm mate been lately, by the way? Minding his own business yet?

Seb: I can't even type that with a straight face.

Dave: yeah I bet soon therell be viral videos everywhere of jazz hands

Dave: wanna talk about it? i kno a lot abt parent bullshit.

Dave: lmao yeah... not rly. he kinda side eyes me whenever I talk to you. hes probably jealous lmao

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: I'm saving them for State. Jazz hands are the Warblers' secret weapon.

Seb: Thank you.

Seb: Ugh.

Dave: somehow that doesnt surprise me.

Dave: ur welcome

Dave: ugh?

[dave-thefury]

Boys Just Wanna Have Fun || Sebofsky || 3/19

[claringtoned]

“You’re not a typical muscle-head,” Sebastian said honestly, leading the way into the building. “Mm, well if he hasn’t fallen asleep at the bottom of a half-melted carton of Ben and Jerry’s by now, I’ll be very surprised. Remember, he thinks you’re out getting laid right now while he sat in his room all night watching soap operas. I’m sure he needed something to dull the pain.”

[dave-thefury]

Dave laughed softly as they headed inside. "Wow, you're kinda catty," he teased. "But that makes me feel better at least." As they headed upstairs, Dave looked over at Sebastian. "We should hang out again like this," he said. "Or not like this. Whatever."

[dave-thefury]

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: ;)

Seb: Surreal like 'wow, I wish I had a non-life-threatening way to set my eyeballs on fire right now'..?

Dave: im almost disappointed there were no jazz hands tho.

Dave: yeah pretty much. at least u guys are better than that.

[dave-thefury]

Boys Just Wanna Have Fun || Sebofsky || 3/19

[claringtoned]

“I’m a lot for shy people to handle,” Sebastian agreed, chuckling himself. As Dave thanked him the Warbler shrugged, though it pleased him to hear that the night hadn’t been a total bust in spite of it not turning out like he’d planned at all. “Don’t worry about it. Any time you want to drink and let me beat you at pool, just let me know. And maybe next time we go there’ll be somebody there to dance with who isn’t a complete asshole. Wouldn’t that be something.”

[dave-thefury]

“That’s totally a surprise,” Dave teased. “And I’ll keep that in mind. You’re actually a lot cooler than I thought you’d be. Yknow, for a pretentious rich boy.”

[claringtoned]

“Shut up,” Sebastian laughed. At long last they were pulling back into the Dalton parking lot, and Sebastian slid neatly into an empty spot and turned off the ignition. “Wow, what a grand compliment. My heart’s racing from all the praise,” he said, wearing an amused smirk as he got out of the car. “But you’re not as ‘no homo bro’ as I figured you would be either, so that was a nice surprise.”

[dave-thefury]

Dave laughed as he got out. "I guess that's fair," he said, "even if I am a big muscle-head." They walked towards the dorms and Dave sighed softly. "Ugh, I hope Trent is asleep," he mumbled. "He's so like, judgey."

[dave-thefury]

Boys Just Wanna Have Fun || Sebofsky || 3/19

[claringtoned]

“I’m a lot for shy people to handle,” Sebastian agreed, chuckling himself. As Dave thanked him the Warbler shrugged, though it pleased him to hear that the night hadn’t been a total bust in spite of it not turning out like he’d planned at all. “Don’t worry about it. Any time you want to drink and let me beat you at pool, just let me know. And maybe next time we go there’ll be somebody there to dance with who isn’t a complete asshole. Wouldn’t that be something.”

[dave-thefury]

"That's totally a surprise," Dave teased. "And I'll keep that in mind. You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you'd be. Yknow, for a pretentious rich boy."

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: Whatever. I'm still choosing to interpret it as a compliment.

Seb: ...

Seb: God, what a train wreck.

Dave: whatever you want dude. the synchronized dancing was a nice touch.

Dave: dude i kno lol it was kinda surreal.

[dave-thefury]

Text @Sebastian

Seb: I'll also accept 'envious' and 'resentful that you didn't decide to go out for the Warblers instead of the rugby team'.

Seb: I know. I saw them perform at Regionals. They're a mess. Makes you proud to be at Dalton now, doesn't it?

Dave: i was thinking more 'amused' lmao

Dave: yeah theyre kinda always all over the place. they would do assemblies too and someone either wound up crying or making out. they barfed one time too, that was pretty cool.