url hoarding at its finest (/j)

dave bullshits on main

[hemoanemic]

can you just edit an amongus into a random dave panel

-speaker sys dave [yes i fucking stole front to send this ask]

HAHHAHAHA hell yes

[sysboxes]

[Text: This user is a Dave fictive who loves his boyfriend]

Like/Reblog if you save or use!

[valtsv]

commitment to the bit to lovers

[realpokemon]

I was just born, what do I do?

take uquiz to find out which pokémon is your perfect pokématch. base your personality off of that

[zimsmen]

link?

[realpokemon]

go crazy

[cure-typhoon]

Assigning if they would be good cooks or not

Trolls:

Karkat: Really fucking good at cooking under the right circunstances, this being when his life is not under constante danger

Aradia: I feel like she cooks really simple but nice and warm meals :)

Tavros: Decent at best, he makes really good stews though (or whatever is the equivalent for a troll stew)

Sollux: My man only eats microwaved dinners or store-bought food, is only good at making scrambled eggs

Nepeta: Would be better if she knew what seasoning was </3

Kanaya: Surprisingly bad at it, decent if she is following a recipe

Terezi: She eats fucking chalk, what do you think

Vriska: I feel like she is another who only eats store bought food, would be pretty good if she actually cooked something

Equius: The curse of being a good cook but not being able to cook anything because You destroye everything </3

Gamzee: Don't

Eridan: He hasnt seet foot in a kitchen in his life, could make a really good sandwich

Feferi: Great at it but prefers making desserts :D

Humans:

June: Pretty good at it, when she decides to cook that is

Rose: Decent at best, not pleased about it

Dave: Do not let him near a kitchen or he will create something that is a crime against humanity

Jade: Surprisingly good considering she was raised by a dog

Dirk: Not as bad as Dave, still not good either

Jane: Fucking great at it, but obviously focus on desserts

Jake: Another one who doesnt know seasoning, god bless him

Roxy: Decent for someone who lived in the apocalypse

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: girls kiss other girls

TG: and no one bats an eye

TG: but when i kiss my homies goodnight

TG: society

TG: society calls me gay

[radiation]

[transmascnepetaleijon]

@davedavidaveson

[sneergone-deactivated20200129]

what if we were little cats and we touched noses. what then?

[cringepics]

16 past peak comedy and my boy just kept adding to it

[cringepics]

[cringepics]

[davedavidaveson]

[transmascnepetaleijon]

@davedavidaveson

[transmascnepetaleijon]

[davedavidaveson]

you guys need to get your facts straight.

@carcinogamer is not a dave kinnie. hes a dave kisser. me specifically

[wicksedits]

here it is!! i found out the hard way that pesterquest sprites are fucking HARD so i'll post that one another time (not right now though)

for 🎛 anon

sprite edits are still 2/5

[transmascnepetaleijon]

when thw

[wicksedits]

here it is!! i found out the hard way that pesterquest sprites are fucking HARD so i'll post that one another time (not right now though)

for 🎛 anon

sprite edits are still 2/5

[supposeyourself-deactivated2014]

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

[stylishexecutioner]

he comes with a little bit (a little bit) of swag