[mousepregnant]

i so cold i need to burrow in the ground or something

[mousepregnant]

i want that clown ngl

[mousepregnant]

ribbit was flat as a board. i dont get why everyone thought her ass was so fat

if anything she looks borderline malnourished. someone feed that frog pronto

[mousepregnant]

could a mountain climber and a cave diver fall in love

[postnuclearophelia]

they want us to all hate each other and everyone falls for it every time

[dailycatsblog]

[mousepregnant]

i think years and years of just watching like yt videos all day everyday has done damage to my conversational skills. i dont even want to talk or contribute to conversations anymore i just wanna be there and just listen in. like pretend im not here im just a lil fly on the wall

[mousepregnant]

i genuinely think nobody would give a fuck about digital circus if all 9 episodes released at once on netflix or something. like sure, maybe it would trended for a week or two. but it wouldve died so fast.

i think one of the main reasons its so big is because its been draaaaaaaging onnnnnnnn sooooooooo slowwwwwwww for the past 3 years. i think it builds hype. same kinda format with the steven bombs.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[mousepregnant]

how it feels to use the block tool liberally over silly things

[mousepregnant]

dont spend $20 on a mannequin head when u can just get a big bouncy ball for like $3 at kmart instead

[mousepregnant]

im going to supernova syd this year yay, never been and im watching vlogs and it looks like a good time

[mousepregnant]

wtf

[meschkinnes]

Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896

[vortigone]

fuck with me

[mousepregnant]

tablets are just big phones that suck when they could be everything and more.....

[mousepregnant]

lenovo tablet more like poop tablet

[mousepregnant]

all i do is nothing when i should be doing everything. like i have deadlines but i guiltily switch between 4 tabs for hours and hours.