dudie

dave post-sburb au i like juice and cakes and probably your face who knows m!a: none

[davedudiedickman]

((psst hey i dunno if anyones still followin this but i remade >>

paleontologist dave can i get a hell yeah

[davedudiedickman]

((oh oh i am however rping on fb?? if u wanna. if u wanna chat to me ;o https://www.facebook.com/davedudiedickman

[davedudiedickman]

((hey uhh god im so busy lately doing like nothing but. so. yeah im sorry i havent been on if youve been wanting me to be on ;u; im not sure if ill stick around much anymore so speak now or forever hold your peace? pff sorry everyone

[princeps-decorde-deactivated201]

  You shift behind Dave a bit as the door opens, revealing a large man looking slightly annoyed at the fact that he had to answer the door. “What d’ya want?”

[davedudiedickman]

The neighbour is...really shitty. But at least he agrees to look after the place while you're gone. Kind of. He grunted, you're not sure if that was positive or not but after five minutes of conversation you were fucking ready to leave this dickweed alone.

You lead Dirk down the elevator (it actually works in this building and there's no way in hell you'd pass up the opportunity to use it), out into the abandoned foyer and sideways through the door to the underground garage. It's nice and cold in here, and the lights flicker on overhead as your footsteps echo off the concrete walls. Your tail slips a little and you twitch it back into place. So weird. So weird that you can do that.

[davedudiedickman]

  (i give you props) (i can definitely see the resemblance)

[prunus-cerasus-deactivated20150]

(thank you! i think)

(i hope that is a compliment >:[ )

i am done whispering by the way

i wasnt under the impression that you would whisper too

[davedudiedickman]

hey what can i say im just full of surprises but yeah lets break out of the barriers shuck the brackets smash the patriarchy  your work seriously inspires me to no ends yo

[princeps-decorde-deactivated201]

  You soon finish fixing everything up, and step back a bit when you’re done. “There.” You take a moment to feel gently around your own hair and make sure your ears are covered as well, then slide your own tail in place around your waist. “That should keep them from freaking out, I think.”

[davedudiedickman]

You huff a laugh, tug your shirt over your tail. "I look like I've got a growth round my middle, but yeah it'll freak them out a little less."

You knock on the door, listen for movement. Your ear may have twitched forward to help you.

"Yeah, comin' comin'," comes a yell from within and you cringe a little. Aw man. Sounds like you're gonna have a run in with someone interesting.

[davedudiedickman]

(how smug are we talking)

(are we looking at i just ate all my little brothers halloween candy hes gonna be so pissed kinda smug or i just won my fifth golden globe and bought nasa all you haters suck my dick smug)

[prunus-cerasus-deactivated20150]

(approximately this smug) (that much smugness is being had here) (only in this scenario i am not a prosecuting attorney) (unfortunately, the judge does not look very smug at all ever so you will have to deal with mr edgeworth representing me representing a judge) (>8])

[davedudiedickman]

(i give you props) (i can definitely see the resemblance)

[princeps-decorde-deactivated201]

You’d probably stop if you noticed the wide eyes, but thanks to you focusing on his hair and his shades hiding them slightly, you don’t, so you continue fussing with his hair. “Yeah, I figured.”

After you’re done with his hair, you pause a moment to make sure it’s hiding them well enough, then move your hands down to start wrapping Dave’s tail around his waist to form a makeshift belt - carefully though, because you know how painful it is when something tugs on it too hard.

[davedudiedickman]

You bite the inside of your cheek and lift up your arms so he can maneuver around, let him do whatever. It's weird when you can feel it, you can feel your tail being touched and it's really really weird.

You lift up a hand and pat around gingerly just to see what's up with your ears and they seem pretty covered. You concentrate and try to make them lie flat, but you probably won't be able to keep that up for long.

[princeps-decorde-deactivated201]

  You’ve managed to calm down significantly by the time Dave heads towards the next door, but you have a feeling you’re forgetting something important now.

Wait.

"Wait hang on." You hurry over to him before he knocks on the other door. "Unless this is some complete alternate universe where having cat features are a thing, You might want to… fix this." Deciding to take matters into your own hands before he can say anything, you reach up to start fixing his hair to help hide the ears. It’d probably look better if you had some way to keep it spiked with you, but it should still hide them pretty well.

[davedudiedickman]

"Wh-" You stare wide-eyed behind your shades as he goes straight for your hair. It kinda feels good as he fluffs it up, you'll probably go full cat in a minute and start purring.

"Uh yeah, my hair doesn't quite go all the way down to my tail,"

[davedudiedickman]

i dunno i guess i just get the sense that you could totally see through that bullshit

promise one hundred percent that im saving you in earnest no cheap tricks here your honor

[prunus-cerasus-deactivated20150]

alright alright, good!!! (here is where i would bang my gavel a few times looking very official and a little smug)

[davedudiedickman]

(how smug are we talking) (are we looking at i just ate all my little brothers halloween candy hes gonna be so pissed kinda smug or i just won my fifth golden globe and bought nasa all you haters suck my dick smug)

[davedudiedickman]

princeps-decorde reblogged your post >Let's do this, let's make it happe... and added:

"Okay…"

You watch him move back and forth around the apartment, hands now deep in your pockets. He starts heading towards the door and you follow, and right about now you’re starting to kick yourself for not bringing Lil Cal along to maybe help you keep your cool about this whole people deal you’re about to get going here. At least you remembered your shades, because you’re pretty sure your eyes are about as big as a deer in trainlights with its hoof caught in the tracks. No chance of escape here, just a noisy horn before you get hit with your head stuck on the front for the next 50 miles.

You may be exaggerating a bit.

The first door you knock on is the one to the left of yours.

You're a bit hesitant about doing this, because you're pretty sure you've already pissed off your neighbours countless times with your speakers up loud, forgoing headphones when it's too sweltering hot and the plastic sticks to your ears.

You wait for a bit, but there's no answer, not even after you knock a few more times, and it's getting you all antsy.

"Shit, is the whole floor abandoned or what."

You move onto the door on the other side of yours.

[davedudiedickman]

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[davedudiedickman]

prunus-cerasus reblogged your post prunus-cerasus: davedudiedickman: (y... and added:

okay okay imagine that i am raising an eyebrow curiously in confusion and also tilting my head a little bit?? and please explain what you are getting at here >:O

i dunno i guess i just get the sense that you could totally see through that bullshit promise one hundred percent that im saving you in earnest no cheap tricks here your honor

[princeps-decorde-deactivated201]

>Let's do this, let's make it happen bro.

[princeps-decorde-deactivated201]

  "…Out?"

You realize the word comes out like the concept of going out and buying stuff would have never crossed your mind, but… To be honest, it pretty much hasn’t.

You start to weigh the pros and cons quickly in your head. On one hand, if you don’t go with and instead just explain what you need, you’re not sure if he would even know what you’re talking about and he might get the wrong stuff. On the other hand, if you go with, there’s the whole people thing. You’re not sure if you could deal with more people right now. Also, you don’t have any money to buy anything. Your bro never bothered to leave you money because money was useless at your point in time.

"…Yeah, I guess we can do that." This is going to maybe be a bad idea and you just know it.

[davedudiedickman]

"Alright." You make your way back to the counter to grab your wallet, and then you're back by his side. "I just gotta figure out how to secure the apartment while we're gone." You pause, thinking it over. Eh, might as well. You shrug as you start walking out the door. "Welp, might as well take this opportunity to finally introduce myself to the neighbors."

[davedudiedickman]

((hey guys i just wanted to say (if you were having doubts bout lil ol me) that im sorry i dont man this blog very well!! i am very slow and lame. my apologies times two million.

[davedudiedickman]

that is really fucking weird guess its the same with our guardians im talking to dirk and it feels like im his older bro

[pawltimateship-deactivated20140]

((=OWO=)) < CORRECT!! YOU GOT THE ENTIRE SYSTEM DOWN!!!!

GOOD JOB!!

[davedudiedickman]

i cant tell if this is sarcasm or not but im gonna go ahead and pat myself on the back

[davedudiedickman]

(yeah thats kind of the plan)

ahem not a half life deal definitely a shrinking into nothing deal you just gotta keep talking to me is all

[prunus-cerasus-deactivated20150]

sounds easy enough! i could probably manage to keep up the chatter so long as thats not just prolonging the rescue thing? no pulling any clever tricks! >:[

[davedudiedickman]

no way id never pull the wool over your eyes like that im kinda getting the sense that i probably couldnt either way