metal up your behind

lily 15 megadeth glazer

[davemustainesshampoo]

intro post

my name is lily but you can call me shampoo or lil, call me whatever as long as it’s not fucking weird

im a girl and i go by she/her pronouns so if you wanna call me a dude or whatever just do it behind my back or something

i am NOT the antichrist but i AM an anarchist (sex pistols reference😛😛😛) according to the political compass quiz i am a leftist libertarian so do with that what you will ig ⩜⃝

music is the only thing that keeps me sane tbh. i like tool, megadeth, metallica, olivia rodrigo, sublime, and whatever sounds good

i think art in general is just so cool. no two artists have the exact same stuff which i think is just awesome and when i scroll on here i find all sorts of different styles (that im a little jealous of bc wtf how are yall so good??). i like to do physical art and i also don’t have a way to do digital art so yeah but im fairly good at drawing, painting, and sculpting if i do say so myself.

i really wanna be a welder when i grow up

my favorite color is pink and my cd player is actually pink. my phone background is pink and so is my favorite blanket, a good few of my stuffed animals, and my wallet.

im 15 and excited to be 16

i love love love dave mustaine, lars ulrich, cliff burton, basically everyone from metallica and megadeth

my favorite part about my appearance is my hair 

my favorite saying is probably “may all of your nuclear weapons rust in peace”

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[the-call-of-delulu]

[davemustainesshampoo]

“jaymz, im flying!”

[paulainchains]

Hero Of The Day - Cowboy footage

[spiritusnonsanctii]

jason 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[creeping-ddeath]

[davemustainesshampoo]

lwk just burned one billion calories by laughing so hard so now i’m 2 lbs and can’t lift my phone

[davemustainesshampoo]

ugh i have to listen to CoUNTry music 🙄

[davemustainesshampoo]

car ride to go camping!! im so excited

[davemustainesshampoo]

i fucking love this emoji 🥰

[apoc4lypiovarium]

[whitestreamrct2]

Why is he mewing. James stop.

[davemustainesshampoo]

larz looks so happy 🥰

[davemustainesshampoo]

[spiritusnonsanctii]

I am mary, or as others call me, i love jason newsted

[whitestreamrct2]

I am shatter, or as others call me, i love dave mustaine

[k-mart-hair-42]

I am katt, or as others call me, i love james hetfield

[phantomvalkyrie05]

I am valkyrie, or as others call me, i love robert trujillo

[sludgekill]

I am Jesse, or as others call me, I love glasses Kirk Hammett

[booplushie]

i am vaughn, of as kthers call me, i love load album

[davemustainesshampoo]

i am lily, or as others call me, i love dave mustaine

[davemustainesshampoo]

sweating bullets au

for some context, you are dave mustaine in this and thats all im telling you :P hope you enjoy!

part one

You woke up in the same place you'd been waking up every day for who knows how long. It was cold and filled with people who looked and acted just like you. Creepy. You walked over to the mirror to tame your large mass of fiery ginger hair. You weren't able to wash it as often as you used to but at least they let you use the same hair products. Your cell (if that's even what this is) had a small barred up window to Junior’s cell on the left and Nick’s to the right. You walked over to the left.

“Hey…. psttt…. David.” you whisper yelled to him “junior, wake up”

You were able to tell who the real Junior was because he was the only one who looked a teensy bit annoyed at the nickname. The clones don't know he doesn't like the nickname. He walked up to the window.

“What??” Junior said grogily. “I'm tired. Haven't been able to sleep, ya know.”

“Do you know how many days it's been?”

“No… I lost track after the first month when they took me aside for the experiments”

“ Why can't we just break out? If all four of us work together they won't be able to catch us right? And I can punch a hole through the wall or something”

“It’s impossible to break these walls,” he knocked on the wall real hard just to prove his point “you see, the steel is much too strong and they most certainly can catch all four of us”

“ I miss how things used to be…”

And with that you turned and started walking but before you got far you whispered “tell the real Marty I say hi”

“ only if you tell the real nick I said hi.”

You go to sit down and play pretend. Using your hands as puppets. The scientists think you’re going crazy and maybe you are.

thx for reading!!

[davemustainesshampoo]

i love you but you aren’t you when you’re drunk

[davemustainesshampoo]

trying to write and why do i just want them to not go through any hardships 😭😭 nick is the only one who suffers so far and its off screen and i’m giving them an escape within three chapters😭😭😭😭 i’m gonna lengthen it after i have the main story written

[davemustainesshampoo]

i make up little stories in my mind before i go to bed so i have something to think of as i try to sleep. usually it’s metallica or megadeth fic ideas. tell me why last night the story i conjured up to try to help me sleep was my sister being dead. i cried for half an hour and she’s still alive like why are you crying

fuck my stupid chid brain also my siblings really are my bestest friends i love them sm omgggg

[whitestreamrct2]

My dreams are always weird, especially on melatonin. What do you mean I had a dream where I was Dave in a Nazi camp. What.

[davemustainesshampoo]

help what😭😭😭😭 my dreams arent usually weird, most the time its just every day stuff or if its a nightmare it would be like shooting which i’m genuinely so scared of but realistically could happen to me

[whitestreamrct2]

Trueeeee

I had a dream where I killed myself and I watched my body from above

I think I also was in a mental hospital?

That was not fun

[davemustainesshampoo]

oh lord!! don’t ever die you’re too epic

[davemustainesshampoo]

i make up little stories in my mind before i go to bed so i have something to think of as i try to sleep. usually it’s metallica or megadeth fic ideas. tell me why last night the story i conjured up to try to help me sleep was my sister being dead. i cried for half an hour and she’s still alive like why are you crying

fuck my stupid chid brain also my siblings really are my bestest friends i love them sm omgggg

[whitestreamrct2]

My dreams are always weird, especially on melatonin. What do you mean I had a dream where I was Dave in a Nazi camp. What.

[davemustainesshampoo]

help what😭😭😭😭 my dreams arent usually weird, most the time its just every day stuff or if its a nightmare it would be like shooting which i’m genuinely so scared of but realistically could happen to me