I don't know what to put for a title, so...
Team Hot Wheels Baby AU fic (and Marvel crossover, sort of)🍼
CW: mild swearing, violence, innuendos, and bad puns throughout
Chapter 1: STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR CLOCK! (Heh. Get it?)
Hot Wheels City: a place full of wonder and imagination. Orange tracks looping around buildings, race cars speeding, and strange creatures stirring. All this protected by the Sensational Team Hot Wheels, a group of racers who swore an oath to defend this very city. Right now, they are dealing with a problem much bigger than anticipated: Loki (yes, THE Loki), wreaking havoc on the streets with what appears to be a...comically large grandfather clock?
Wyatt: I don't care who you are or what status you hold in this "realm", you're going back where you belong! Now, put down the clock, jester boy!
Loki: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A DAMN JESTER, YOU REDNECK SON OF A-
Just like that, Loki gets ran over by Gage's car, flying and landing face first onto the concrete.
Gage: You were saying? *smug grin*
Loki gets up from the concrete, with the clock staying on the now shattered hand
Loki: You know what? Just for that, I'm gonna make you time-travel back to the Stone Age!
Loki turns both handles on the clock, setting them to 12. Suddenly, the grandfather clock starts to shake and glow yellow.
A bright yellow beam jumps out of the glass frame, aiming straight for Gage.
The rest of the team flinches and covers their eyes from the bright light, while Loki still stands there, with an evil grin on his face as he watches the chaos he created. Then, the light dims as smoke begins to loom in the air.
Wyatt: I'm alright, but I'm not sure about Gage, though.
Loki: See, foolish mortals! This is what happens when you mess with the Norse god of mische...what in Baldur's name is that?
The team gets out of their cars to see what Loki is talking about, only to find that the clock didn't make Gage time-travel, but instead did something worse: it turned him back into a baby. Wyatt opened the Twin Mill's door to bring out baby Gage, his clothes laying on the carseat. Everyone stands there in astonishment until...
Suddenly, baby Gage cries out in fear. Or probably in hunger. Or because he's tired. Either way, he wants attention.
Wyatt: Aww, it's ok, li'l buddy. Uncle Wyatt's gotcha.
Wyatt then places baby Gage on his shoulder, rocking him and patting his back. Baby Gage immediately stops crying as he leans against Wyatt, now reassured that he's safe. Loki looks back at the grandfather clock, puzzled and frustrated.
Loki: That's not what I wanted it to do! That red German guy told me it was supposed to be a time-travel device!
As Loki closely examines the clock for any damage, Rhett and Brandon gather around Wyatt as he continues to soothe the infant.
Brandon: Is Gage alright? Is he hurt at all?
Wyatt: Yeah, he's good. He was just scared, that's all. Poor thing...
Rhett: Aww, he's so cute. Look at him🥹
Loki: You know what? I'm getting out of here, but don't feel too relieved, I'll be back.
Loki then soars into the sky, holding onto the grandfather clock.
Brandon: Great, now what? How do we explain this to Larry when we get back?
Rhett: We don't. We just take him to a fire station or hospital and he'll be fi- *WHACK!*
Wyatt smacks Rhett's head, which somehow hurt despite the fact that all three of them are wearing helmets.
Wyatt: We are NOT gonna abandon him, Rhett! Are you kiddin' me? We just tell Larry what happened, he'll understand...
