PhantomValkyrie

Nerd, artist, metalhead, witch, and a proud mama of 10 Fumos. (She/Her)

[phantomvalkyrie05]

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Hi, welcome to my blog

My artist name is PhantomValkyrie, but you can just call me Valkyrie. I'm a queer cisgender girl who goes by she/her pronouns. I'm also an adult, but minors are allowed to interact with my blog (I do post some questionable things from time to time, but I do not post NSFW/explicit content). Fair warning: I do swear a lot, so I'm sorry to anyone who's sensitive to that kind of language.

Fandoms I'm in: Marvel (mostly Super Hero Squad), Team Hot Wheels, Ghostbusters (mostly the IDW comics), The Aquabats!, Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Touhou Project, Umamusume, Azumanga Daioh, Pokemon, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Criminal Minds, South Park, and Hololive

Bands/Musicians that I like: Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, Pantera, KoRn, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, The Aquabats, Dethklok, Cannibal Corpse, Testament, Carcass, Demetori, Undead Corporation, Body Count, and my guilty pleasures... Lady Gaga and NSYNC

Basic DNI (racists, homophobes, transphobes/TERFs, pedophiles, nazis/fascists, ableists, anyone who purposefully acts like a douchebag). Just don't involve me in any ship discourse. Please. I just want friends to yap and rant to. Oh, and AI users, kindly fuck off🖕

I do draw for free, so if you want me to make something for you, feel free to ask or make a request! Note: If you plan on posting my art outside of Tumblr, please give me full credit.

Hope you enjoy my content!

Dividers made by the-acid-pear

[antiprolife]

Things that lower abortion rates:

Better access to condoms

Accessible birth control 

Accessible Plan - B pills

Comprehensive sex education

Things that do not lower abortion rates:

Abstinence-Only sex education

Banning contraceptives

Shaming people who have sex or get abortions

Making abortion illegal

[stfuconservatives]

Friendly daily reminder that the entire pro-life movement is basically pointless and counterproductive

[whitestreamrct2]

I’m never drawing it again.

This lovely design goes to @k-mart-hair-42

Sorry for butchering it ;-;

@bassyperson @booplushie @ifperadventurethisbetrue @k-mart-hair-42 @phantomvalkyrie05 @sludgekill @vnclelr @spiritusnonsanctii @davemustainesshampoo @getzinyaa

[whitestreamrct2]

My beautiful son (only Dave who’s not severely affected by his trauma)

@k-mart-hair-42 come get your fanart brochacho

@bassyperson @booplushie @ifperadventurethisbetrue @phantomvalkyrie05 @sludgekill @vnclelr @spiritusnonsanctii @davemustainesshampoo @getzinyaa

[whitestreamrct2]

I already drew Kirk, so why not draw our protagonist next?

I love my poor baby

Design and AU goes to the lovely @bassyperson ^^

@booplushie @ifperadventurethisbetrue @k-mart-hair-42 @phantomvalkyrie05 @sludgekill @vnclelr @spiritusnonsanctii @davemustainesshampoo @getzinyaa

[whitestreamrct2]

MJ Kirk 😛😛😛

He’s from a fic called Mary Jane that you guys should totally go read 🤤 it’s written by the lovely @bassyperson 🤤

The headshot could be better but I’m really proud of the fullbody

@booplushie @ifperadventurethisbetrue @k-mart-hair-42 @phantomvalkyrie05 @sludgekill @vnclelr @spiritusnonsanctii @davemustainesshampoo @getzinyaa

[phantomvalkyrie05]

The only type of person that the ableist saying "omg you people can't so anything" should actually be applied to is genAI users, because unlike disabled people, those lazy fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING without telling a computer to do it for them🙄

[whitestreamrct2]

My beautiful son that never did anything wrong (let me be delusional please) I love him so much

I did a pre- and after-Erid version too :]

@bassyperson @booplushie @ifperadventurethisbetrue @k-mart-hair-42 @phantomvalkyrie05 @sludgekill @vnclelr @spiritusnonsanctii @davemustainesshampoo @getzinyaa

[whitestreamrct2]

Look at my BEAUTIFUL son in law he is so scrunkly I love him

@bassyperson @booplushie @ifperadventurethisbetrue @k-mart-hair-42 @phantomvalkyrie05 @sludgekill @vnclelr @spiritusnonsanctii @davemustainesshampoo @getzinyaa

[phantomvalkyrie05]

here have these little eridian-plushie sewing templates I stole from somewhere :D

OOOOOoooooh!

Thanks for the template! I don't know if I'll ever end up using it, but I LOVE it so much, thank you!

[phantomvalkyrie05]

Hii

Idk what to text, but know that you're a cool dude yo

Thanks bro! You're cool, too.

[phantomvalkyrie05]

I feel bored and I want to talk to people. If anyone has the chance, feel free to send me asks or other things. Hell, you can even send me random memes or pictures idc. I just want to talk to people.

[phantomvalkyrie05]

I wanna adopt this cute little robot shit and call him my son.

[sylveoncafe]

★ queer iron man (the super hero squad) icons!

no credit needed ♡ please like or rb if saving / using ♡ thank you!

[phantomvalkyrie05]

Thank you so much, @sylveoncafe! They look awesome, as always!

[phantomvalkyrie05]

Team Hot Wheels Baby AU fic🍼+ Marvel crossover

Go here to read Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Unexpected surprises

After a couple minutes of soothing baby Gage, the team heads over to Larry's garage. But when they arrive at the garage, they're greeted by a couple of all-black cars and some guys in suits.

Brandon: Wyatt, did you try to buy an RPG from the dark web, again!?😡

Wyatt: No, dude! I only bought some pirated Metallica CDs, I swear!

Brandon: What year is this, 2000? You are aware that Spotify exists, right?

Suddenly, one of the cars' doors opens and familiar face appears.

Rhett: Brandon, isn't that your dad?

Sure, enough, the face turns out to be Tony Stark, one of Brandon's adoptive fathers.

Brandon: What the hell is my dad doing here? Wait a minute... I KNEW THAT DUDE WITH THE CLOCK LOOKED FAMILIAR!

Brandon then gets out of the Quick N Sik and runs towards his father.

Brandon: Dad!

Tony: *turns around* Brandon! I've been waiting for you to come back.

Soon enough, both Wyatt and Rhett also come out of their cars, Wyatt grabbing baby Gage out of the carseat from Brandon's.

Tony: Sorry to come here so suddenly. SHIELD has just gotten word that Loki has come to Hot Wheels City. We don't know why, but it apparently he's been-

Brandon: Carrying around some bona-fide grandfather clock that can supposedly time-travel?

Tony, as well as several eavesdropping SHIELD staff, stand there in silence.

Brandon: Yeah, we just ran into him. Luckily for us, that clock doesn't actually work. It just turned Gage into a baby.

Brandon then points towards baby Gage, who's resting snuggly in Wyatt's arms. Wyatt's not even paying attention to the commotion going on around him. He's just rocking and soothing the little infant, all while singing a...very odd choice for a lullaby.

Wyatt: *softly* 🎶Sanitarium...leave me be...🎶

Rhett: Isn't that song about a guy in a mental institution?

Wyatt: People literally sing Enter Sandman to their babies all the time, and that song's about crib death.

Tony: Huh. Looks like Loki neglected to read the fine print.

Suddenly, Larry finally comes out of the garage to meet the boys.

Larry: Sorry, boys. I was just going to call you about all the suits coming here. Turns out that...what in the world happened to Gage!?

Brandon, Rhett, and Wyatt: Well...

Out of nowhere, baby Gage cried out again.

*WAAAAAAHHHH!*

Brandon: *sigh* This is gonna be a long day...😮‍💨

Tony: Tell me about it...😅

Stay tuned for Chapter 3!

[thejbomb]

10 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW

Tagged by @rainbowsuitcase and @icemavman, thanks guys :)

LAST SONG: Finish Lefty by Quarters 🔥

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Rewatching BBC Sherlock with my mum because I thought she’d fuck with it and I was right.

CURRENT OBSESSION: Top Gun 😔💔🕊️

CURRENTLY READING: When We Get Around to Talking About It by COMPACFLT (I actually can’t believe I haven’t read it yet)

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Nothing 😭🫡💀 I’m pretty sure writer’s block is the evil the Bible talks about (I want to be working on my trans mav fics though)

CURRENTLY WEARING: Jeans and three jackets because I just got back from ‘having a pint with the lads’ and it’s fucking freezing.

LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: “bottlebrush Australian native” because I’m drawing them atm.

FAVORITE FLOWER: Wattle!!! They’re about to flower so my drive to uni is gonna be gorgeous asf for a month or so.

tagging (no pressure, soldiers, none at all): @death2toby @kazanskyswingman @sonnywrites @prollybradshaw @topgunidiot @touchysoft @fanficlsbestfood @whatiwouldnotgive2 @towering-book-piles @blazingstar29

[fanficlsbestfood]

Awwwww tysm for the tag!! Missed doing these!!

LAST SONG: Tall Trees by Blacklit Canopy

CURRENTLY WATCHING: rewatching PHM, paused it yesterday after the ‘go fishing’ scene

CURRENT OBSESSION: Varies from moment to moment but, StarWars (Dinluke Obimaul), Bloodymary, and I watched Spiderman: Homecoming, so might try and get into my Spidey ships again

CURRENTLY READING: really cool enemies to lovers obi maul fic where at the end of TPHM the Jedi order is destroyed

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: REAL it takes me five times as long to get something on the page, I hate writing block. Currently I managed to grind out an obi maul fic, just the basic plot line atm… like my other 400 fics. ONLY MY TOP GUN FIC HAS ACTUAL SCNES 😭😭

CURRENTLY WEARING: long sleeve shirt, pyjama pants, it’s freezing here too.

LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: “Spiderman x Micheal B Jordon” cause I was gonna say I’m jumping that train cause I watched Spiderman last night but I realised I will most definitely be reading spideypool fics as well!

FAVORITE FLOWER: hmmm I don’t know if I have one of those, also yess!! I love wattles! They have the best smell, but my fav plant- a tree probably doesn’t count but, Wollemi Pine cause it’s like the tree version of a coelacanth.

No pressure tags!! :D

@hetaczechia @saoqdraws @smollilguy @acaciajules @kazanskyswingman @yukalovestopgungays @arreat @epichunterka @maellekazanskymitchell @comical-tuber @tessabennet @thenamesgraymydudes

[thenamesgraymydudes]

thx for da tag yo

Last Song: not a song technically but "Scene 7: I Hope I Die Alone" by naethan apollo

Currently Watching: The Apothecary Diaries

Current Obsession: The Magnus Archives (I can't believe I waited this long to listen to it)

Currently Reading: Rereading "Midnight Strangers" by @seriouslycalamitous on ao3, ts so peak frfr vro

Currently Working On: making Rocky and Adrien and my Eridian OC out of clay

Currently Wearing: hand-sewn pjs with little shapes n stuff

Last Google Search: "how to sew ruffles easy tutorial"

Favorite Flower: oh, god, uh... I think my favorite flowers are lilacs or chrysanthemums they're the most fun to draw

Tags?

@dratropa @biggestswaggot @tens-girl @hellisper40 @villain-in-your-story @nicelittlebee

plus mutuals I forgor

[nicelittlebee]

Thank for the tag!

Last song: Treehouse by Alex G

Current obsession: Minecraft args/horror (specifically A ReGect)

Currently reading: rereading Sunrise On The Reaping by Suzanne Collins (I’m so excited for the movie!)

Currently working on: a pair of shorts I’m making from some old jeans. I’m sewing stars onto them and idk how, but it’s taken me two days to sew on just one star

Currently wearing: pajamas

Favorite flower: um don’t really have one but maybe daisies or sunflowers

Tags (no pressure!)

@onerandomglitch @analoghorrorisyummy @wawawawwawawawa @mozzysomethingsomething @lazynameforme @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @bloodyshotgun @izzynstuffz @v0idz-l1ght @charsarian

[izzynstuffz]

ty fur the tag!!!!

last song: worlock by skinny puppy

currently watching: nothing really…..

current obsession: loz botw 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 i’ve been watching so many videos and playing the game when i get a chance

currently reading: big fish!!!!!! second read because i love it!!!!

currently working on: some revali fanart.. and also making new patches fur my school backpack!!!!

currently wearing: merch for my schools literary magazine….. that ive been published in…. for pjs..

favorite flower: baby’s breath!!!!! i like baby’s breath a lot!!

ok let me think of ten of you @heliumgenius @cup-of-lavender-tea @misty-zzz @clownfish-casino @decaying-appleseeds @tw1st-th3-knif3 @succulentrats @rottingmushroom222 @bouquetofrain @hieronymusbotched SORRY IF ANY OF YALL DONT LIKE BEUNG TAGGED SERIOUSLY JUST TELL ME AND I WONT DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!

[succulentrats]

thank you for the tag!!!! <333

last song: falling up 8y will wood!!

currently watching: sort of slowly m8king my w8y through supernatural over the course of many years?? currently on season 9

current obsession: homestuck!!!!!!!! i love ittt i only started reading a8out a month ago 8ut im on act 6 act 3 rn and its so unimagina8ly good

currently reading: 8eloved 8y toni morrison!! its really really good im liking it a lot

currently working on: m8king a trollsona for my 8est friend!! it should 8e done tod8y

currently wearing: red corduroy trousers + a 8lack turtleneck in 30C heat for some reason

f8vourite flower: dandelion!! either in its fluffy or yellow form 8oth is good

tags (you dont have to do this if you dont wanna!!): @socksenjoyer @rat-onna-stick @glaiveyeahwoohoo @on-a-moonbeam @imaproperstranger @shreksswampkink @fayeheyheyayay + anyone who wants to do it ::::)

[glaiveyeahwoohoo]

thanks for the tag!!

last song: crutch by kmoe ft. jane remover (unreleased)

currently watching: tons of celebrity interviews idk why

current obsession: glaive always

currently reading: a farewell to arms by ernest hemingway

currently working on: a few rpf fics

currently wearing: a lavender floral maxi dress

favorite flower: sunflower + rose

tags (no pressure. if u arent tagged and want to do it, do it!) @girlglaive @riven-wanders @cembrie @idontgottatellyoucrap @selfclitical

[idontgottatellyoucrap]

TEEHEE FUN

Last song: You're My Best Friend - Queen

Currently watching: No Im Not A Human gameplays mainly

Current obsession: .... the Beatles....and Symptoms of infection and NINAH...and Assassins creed and eltingville club...a lot ok?

Currently reading: ...fanfics

Currently working on: a drawing of my oc

Currently wearing: pink pajamas set :3

Favorite flower: sunflower, willow of the valley i think is that flowers name, lavender and rose

Tags: @apoc4lypiovarium @axlthetwink87 @5000voltsthroughme @sleepyykal @eggieeggsta @gummybrahh @sunny-of-the-beatles + open

[sleepyykal]

ooh coolness

last song: just a waste - pinkpantheress

currently watching: the hunger games but better parody

current obsession: metallica, guns n' roses, danganronpa: trigger happy havoc, DC, marvel and spider-man

currently reading: mainly WC26 fanfics and substack essays

currently wearing: gnr t-shirt and boxers lol

favorite flower: lily of the valley and Cecilias

tags @thatonebisexualgunner @simpforsimon @cliffburtonlover @logicalistlee + open tagz !

[simpforsimon]

Thanks for the tag @sleepyykal

Last song: Damaged Inc. (live) by Metallica

Currently watching: Supernatural

Current obsession: still Metallica, lol.

Currently reading: Mermaids Never Drown: Tales to Die For by various authors.

Currently wearing: a shirt with that say Booked and Busy and blue shorts.

Favorite flower: Asiatic lilies and roses.

Tagging: @ventinovelune @5000voltsthroughme @ride-the-hammett @shrieking-fishwife @apoc4lypiovarium @future-muse @kirks-exquisite-vegan-pancakes @phantomvalkyrie05 @punkhartz @kirks-exquisite-vegan-pancakes

[phantomvalkyrie05]

LAST SONG: Welcome Home (Sanitarium) by Metallica

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Law & Order SVU

CURRENT OBSESSION: Super Hero Squad Show (as always)

CURRENTLY READING: Yotsuba&! Vol. 6

CURRENTLY WEARING: Pantera t-shirt and pajama pants

FAVORITE FLOWER: Carnations, chrysanthemums, and hibiscus

@whitestreamrct2 @cellr-d00rxx @apoc4lypiovarium @booplushie @brainytheautisticrabbid @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical + open tags

[thorlokidaily]

The Super Hero Squad Show - Oh Brother (S01 E07)

[phantomvalkyrie05]

Least violent sibling interaction