Welcome To My Twisted Garlic Knot

A blog 100% dedicated to Italian food and nothing else, fuck you.

[tailung]

remy from ratatouille be like *creates gay rights*

[seaslux]

what everyone does in the smash fighter community minecraft server

[maripr]

Kids not wanting to kill anybody in a kids cartoon is problematic, according to some idiots

[clickholeofficial]

We Censored This Cat’s Penis To Prove A Point

[awed-frog]

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[glumshoe]

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

[catgirlcaliphate]

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human

[gothicprep]

[tresbienbitch]

my biggest enemy in any video game: full inventory

[clickholeofficial]

[thebootydiaries]

feet pics ma’am 😞 spare feet pics 😞😞

[pleyersupreme]

[thebootydiaries]

[googleygareth]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the best way to play Pokemon games is like you’re an 8 year old. IV? EV? Shiny chaining? Nah. We catch pokemon because they look cool. if my pokemon is bashful or whatever that means nothing to me.

[rallythedead]

The only thing flat earthers have to fear… is sphere itself

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sixpenceee]

Carl Sagan

[afterword]

today jasper cried because he hopped onto a counter and forgot how to get down