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EJ/Elaina | 23 | some things i like

[transhuman-priestess]

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

[transhuman-priestess]

Extremely good point

[bowserwife]

I'm a smiler. I admit it. A giggler. I'm a laughy guy. I laugh at my own jokes before I can finish them, I laugh at my friends' jokes, and I laugh at them too much and too loud. Can't help it! Sorry for being full of love and joy!

[lissar-deactivated20220127]

life advice in a dystopian world: cherish

[kunosoura]

this is indistinguishable from something my  90 year old grandmother would have pinned to her refrigerator

[arienai]

and frankly that’s the kind of energy we need

[spaceboytoy]

35 year old white fandom woman with “feral” in her bio: calling the cops on someone can be punk rockcore because punk is about being yourself

[kedreeva]

Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!

[kedreeva]

Happy summer solstice! The dark begins to return tomorrow!!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This post is applicable in both hemispheres on both solstices!

[elodieunderglass]

If you struggle to apply the post correctly try rotating it upside down.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[king-wens-king]

damn fr

[chibeast]

Your fat body is not a placeholder for a "better" you. It IS you. And you deserve love and respect NOW.

[bheska]

In Brazil people were like this waiting to see across the spiderverse

Source

[dogsmouth]

girl in baggy pants and a tanktop has done so much for society

[holedyke]

thanks davinki twins..... i needed that great post keep it up guys

[perfectlyunripe]

14k vintage typewriter charm with pearl, ruby, and sapphire

[heavenhillgirl]

:)

[thylacines-toybox]

Cassowary by Ravensden, bought at Edinburgh Zoo May 2021

[alexsiple]

to shreds, you say?

[fluffygif]

Fantastic art

[j8kethewizz]

[bismuth-gieko]

absolutely flabbergasted

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What