MERCENARY!

we only sleep at the wheel that steers us into our future

[tailung]

merc / māori / 22 / tme / they+it

bisexuality relisher known to be "grimlockpilled" and "psychrocksauce." follow me for infrequently-updating stream of consciousness sillybillyposting

reactionaries and fandombrained weirdos that treat bigotry as 'drama' kill yourself 👍

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[seaquestions]

experience roots hockey (id in alt)

[suscept]

youre too late, ive already portrayed you to be the twee, virginal, fandom-obsessed tumblr shut-in, and me as the wry yet rational popular funny-poster

[dramatic-dolphin]

you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?

literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[clawheld]

[thecollectibles]

Leather Knight by Oscar Vega

[tailung]

[pankendev]

rawrdogging the scene gf she squeeze the awesomesauce out of my smexicles

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

no one ever talks about how hard it is working for the kremlin AND hamas AND the ccp when writing tumblr posts. it's literally a huge effort to be a psyop in the modern age

[spilledkaleidoscope]

actual dialogue from Disco Elysium

[leonkennedy]

"We're gonna leave you two behind If you don't hurry up!"

[amygdalae]

he's so hot i need to feed him the world's most perfect strawberry

[avianawareness]

Wild Lovebirds of Maui

[mothcpu]

girls

[sacred-portal]