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I wish that i could be like the cool kids.

[daveva]

Hey! Wow! Humans are really special beings 🙃

[nevereverbeensosatisfied]

[ijustwantchipotle]

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

[alllforyouandmore]

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

[therothwoman]

This video is a gift.

[livingonthecuspofdeath]

I want what she’s having.

[facebookstaff-blog]

‘okay calm down deedee’

[daveva]

Me on the layout app

[daveva]

[daveva]

[greelin]

“why do you overanalyze text messages” to my credit i overanalyze everything, always, because i love feeling like i’m suffocating and everyone hates me, constantly, so at least there’s… consistency

[daveva]

[daveva]

Brienmie

[daveva]

[wifelife-deactivated20200107]

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size

a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

[iraffiruse]

[medic-ludilo]

carnalincarnate

[paramedicdownsouth]

You can’t not reblog this

[thatsthat24]

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

[memewhore]

[unfollowfriday]

when a straight guy wants to show you something on youtube

[makemelaughblog]

[bricesander]

Happy Earth Day!

[opossummypossum]

[fedorathexplorer]

ive got my ticket for the long way round

[pleatedjeans]

via

[memewhore]

SOLD!  Where do I sign??