my finger guns have turned into actual guns

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

I'M DAVID S PUMPKINS

Hello due to my brain being stupid the scp au version of David S Pumpkins now lives in the main oshaverse timeline he shall be referred to as Davis

Davis like David is a synthazoid which is an extremely human robot

Davis is extremely eager to please and is really hard on himself if he thinks you're upset with him

Davis isn't used to being treated like a person

Davis is very curious

Davis shouldn't be left alone or else he starts overthinking about other people's opinions of him and that just leads to Davis banging his head against the wall

Davis likes birds and cats

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

Merry Christmas!

[Hands over some presents]

@union-of-mad-scientists

"um thank you"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @chaos-harbinger @unknown-osha @david-s-pumpkin-osha @sans-osha  Kid group 2 ]

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

David looks at Gary a bit confused

[stardust-requiem]

“I am sorry, child, for taking you here against your will,” it says. “As soon as I have finished speaking with your mother I will put everything back.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um thank you?”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary shakes its head. “Do not thank me. Not for righting a wrong I committed.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um sorry”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary sighs. “No, child, you have nothing to be sorry for.”

It looks at David. “You seem remarkably calm about all this. Most of the others are… far more upset. As is their right.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“I’ve gotten really good at hiding my anxiety”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary nods. “I understand it means little, coming from me, but I hope you realize one day that you no longer need to hide it.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“thanks”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary clears its throat. “Regardless, Child, I will swear to you as I have to the others. By my true name, I will never do this again.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“um okay…I don’t really know what true name is but it sounds important”

[stardust-requiem]

“It is Extremely Important,” Gary agrees gravely. “Know a thing’s true name, and you can control it.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh so like in Irish fairy tales”

[stardust-requiem]

“Yes…” it nods. “Quite like that.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“um that’s cool I guess”

[stardust-requiem]

Suddenly, Gary looks off into the middle distance.

“Ah. It is time.” It snaps its fingers, and the castle is back where it should be.

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

he looks a little surprised

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @chaos-harbinger @unknown-osha @david-s-pumpkin-osha @sans-osha  Kid group 2 ]

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

David looks at Gary a bit confused

[stardust-requiem]

“I am sorry, child, for taking you here against your will,” it says. “As soon as I have finished speaking with your mother I will put everything back.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um thank you?”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary shakes its head. “Do not thank me. Not for righting a wrong I committed.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um sorry”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary sighs. “No, child, you have nothing to be sorry for.”

It looks at David. “You seem remarkably calm about all this. Most of the others are… far more upset. As is their right.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“I’ve gotten really good at hiding my anxiety”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary nods. “I understand it means little, coming from me, but I hope you realize one day that you no longer need to hide it.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“thanks”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary clears its throat. “Regardless, Child, I will swear to you as I have to the others. By my true name, I will never do this again.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“um okay…I don’t really know what true name is but it sounds important”

[stardust-requiem]

“It is Extremely Important,” Gary agrees gravely. “Know a thing’s true name, and you can control it.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh so like in Irish fairy tales”

[stardust-requiem]

“Yes…” it nods. “Quite like that.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"um that's cool I guess"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @chaos-harbinger @unknown-osha @david-s-pumpkin-osha @sans-osha  Kid group 2 ]

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

David looks at Gary a bit confused

[stardust-requiem]

“I am sorry, child, for taking you here against your will,” it says. “As soon as I have finished speaking with your mother I will put everything back.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um thank you?”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary shakes its head. “Do not thank me. Not for righting a wrong I committed.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um sorry”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary sighs. “No, child, you have nothing to be sorry for.”

It looks at David. “You seem remarkably calm about all this. Most of the others are… far more upset. As is their right.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“I’ve gotten really good at hiding my anxiety”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary nods. “I understand it means little, coming from me, but I hope you realize one day that you no longer need to hide it.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“thanks”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary clears its throat. “Regardless, Child, I will swear to you as I have to the others. By my true name, I will never do this again.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“um okay…I don’t really know what true name is but it sounds important”

[stardust-requiem]

“It is Extremely Important,” Gary agrees gravely. “Know a thing’s true name, and you can control it.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"oh so like in Irish fairy tales"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @chaos-harbinger @unknown-osha @david-s-pumpkin-osha @sans-osha  Kid group 2 ]

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

David looks at Gary a bit confused

[stardust-requiem]

“I am sorry, child, for taking you here against your will,” it says. “As soon as I have finished speaking with your mother I will put everything back.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um thank you?”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary shakes its head. “Do not thank me. Not for righting a wrong I committed.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um sorry”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary sighs. “No, child, you have nothing to be sorry for.”

It looks at David. “You seem remarkably calm about all this. Most of the others are… far more upset. As is their right.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“I’ve gotten really good at hiding my anxiety”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary nods. “I understand it means little, coming from me, but I hope you realize one day that you no longer need to hide it.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“thanks”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary clears its throat. “Regardless, Child, I will swear to you as I have to the others. By my true name, I will never do this again.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"um okay...I don't really know what true name is but it sounds important"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @chaos-harbinger @unknown-osha @david-s-pumpkin-osha @sans-osha  Kid group 2 ]

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

David looks at Gary a bit confused

[stardust-requiem]

“I am sorry, child, for taking you here against your will,” it says. “As soon as I have finished speaking with your mother I will put everything back.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um thank you?”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary shakes its head. “Do not thank me. Not for righting a wrong I committed.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um sorry”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary sighs. “No, child, you have nothing to be sorry for.”

It looks at David. “You seem remarkably calm about all this. Most of the others are… far more upset. As is their right.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“I’ve gotten really good at hiding my anxiety”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary nods. “I understand it means little, coming from me, but I hope you realize one day that you no longer need to hide it.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"thanks"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @chaos-harbinger @unknown-osha @david-s-pumpkin-osha @sans-osha  Kid group 2 ]

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

David looks at Gary a bit confused

[stardust-requiem]

“I am sorry, child, for taking you here against your will,” it says. “As soon as I have finished speaking with your mother I will put everything back.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um thank you?”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary shakes its head. “Do not thank me. Not for righting a wrong I committed.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um sorry”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary sighs. “No, child, you have nothing to be sorry for.”

It looks at David. “You seem remarkably calm about all this. Most of the others are… far more upset. As is their right.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"I've gotten really good at hiding my anxiety"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @chaos-harbinger @unknown-osha @david-s-pumpkin-osha @sans-osha  Kid group 2 ]

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

David looks at Gary a bit confused

[stardust-requiem]

“I am sorry, child, for taking you here against your will,” it says. “As soon as I have finished speaking with your mother I will put everything back.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

“oh um thank you?”

[stardust-requiem]

Gary shakes its head. “Do not thank me. Not for righting a wrong I committed.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"oh um sorry"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @chaos-harbinger @unknown-osha @david-s-pumpkin-osha @sans-osha  Kid group 2 ]

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

David looks at Gary a bit confused

[stardust-requiem]

“I am sorry, child, for taking you here against your will,” it says. “As soon as I have finished speaking with your mother I will put everything back.”

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"oh um thank you?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @chaos-harbinger @unknown-osha @david-s-pumpkin-osha @sans-osha  Kid group 2 ]

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

David looks at Gary a bit confused

[union-of-mad-scientists]

David is antsy he doesn't like being stuck it brings him lots of anxiety... and bad memories

Mer approaches, arm outstretched. "David, sweetie? Are you doing okay?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"not really?.... don't like being stuck...."

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Mer hugs him. "I'm sorry... I don't like this either..."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

he backs up a bit "sorry um...no hugs right now please?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

She backs off immediately. "Right, I can see why that might not be appreciated right now... Sorry." She smiles gently. "Is there anything else I can do to help?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"um... maybe if I know why we're all stuck here? that might help..." he's clearly not used to people offering to help when he has these sorts of issues

[union-of-mad-scientists]

"We're here because Gary is being a dumbass and thinks it needs to protect us from the world." Mer sighs. "If you can get it to speak to you, feel free to tell it how this is having an adverse effect on your mental health. Maybe that'll convince it to let us go."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"okay...where is it...um would you be able to leave to?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

They frown. "Hopefully... and I don't know where Gary is, it's refusing to speak to me. Just go off somewhere and say its name, that's your best shot..."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"okay...I love you?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

"I love you too, David." Mer smiles at him.

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

he smiles a bit clearly still anxious before walking off to find Gary

[union-of-mad-scientists]

David is antsy he doesn't like being stuck it brings him lots of anxiety... and bad memories

Mer approaches, arm outstretched. "David, sweetie? Are you doing okay?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"not really?.... don't like being stuck...."

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Mer hugs him. "I'm sorry... I don't like this either..."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

he backs up a bit "sorry um...no hugs right now please?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

She backs off immediately. "Right, I can see why that might not be appreciated right now... Sorry." She smiles gently. "Is there anything else I can do to help?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"um... maybe if I know why we're all stuck here? that might help..." he's clearly not used to people offering to help when he has these sorts of issues

[union-of-mad-scientists]

"We're here because Gary is being a dumbass and thinks it needs to protect us from the world." Mer sighs. "If you can get it to speak to you, feel free to tell it how this is having an adverse effect on your mental health. Maybe that'll convince it to let us go."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"okay...where is it...um would you be able to leave to?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

They frown. "Hopefully... and I don't know where Gary is, it's refusing to speak to me. Just go off somewhere and say its name, that's your best shot..."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"okay...I love you?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

David is antsy he doesn't like being stuck it brings him lots of anxiety... and bad memories

Mer approaches, arm outstretched. "David, sweetie? Are you doing okay?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"not really?.... don't like being stuck...."

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Mer hugs him. "I'm sorry... I don't like this either..."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

he backs up a bit "sorry um...no hugs right now please?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

She backs off immediately. "Right, I can see why that might not be appreciated right now... Sorry." She smiles gently. "Is there anything else I can do to help?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"um... maybe if I know why we're all stuck here? that might help..." he's clearly not used to people offering to help when he has these sorts of issues

[union-of-mad-scientists]

"We're here because Gary is being a dumbass and thinks it needs to protect us from the world." Mer sighs. "If you can get it to speak to you, feel free to tell it how this is having an adverse effect on your mental health. Maybe that'll convince it to let us go."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"okay...where is it...um would you be able to leave to?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

David is antsy he doesn't like being stuck it brings him lots of anxiety... and bad memories

Mer approaches, arm outstretched. "David, sweetie? Are you doing okay?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"not really?.... don't like being stuck...."

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Mer hugs him. "I'm sorry... I don't like this either..."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

he backs up a bit "sorry um...no hugs right now please?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

She backs off immediately. "Right, I can see why that might not be appreciated right now... Sorry." She smiles gently. "Is there anything else I can do to help?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"um... maybe if I know why we're all stuck here? that might help..." he's clearly not used to people offering to help when he has these sorts of issues

[union-of-mad-scientists]

David is antsy he doesn't like being stuck it brings him lots of anxiety... and bad memories

Mer approaches, arm outstretched. "David, sweetie? Are you doing okay?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"not really?.... don't like being stuck...."

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Mer hugs him. "I'm sorry... I don't like this either..."

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

he backs up a bit "sorry um...no hugs right now please?"

[union-of-mad-scientists]

David is antsy he doesn't like being stuck it brings him lots of anxiety... and bad memories

Mer approaches, arm outstretched. "David, sweetie? Are you doing okay?"

[david-s-pumpkin-osha]

"not really?.... don't like being stuck...."