Band of Beauts

Rach / 26 / UK / always a slut for HBO war / issa side blog honeys

[glubby]

[andromeddog]

to the victor

[aliciax3]

[david-sharkthot-webster]

Liebgott in the Last Patrol when he walks in and finds Webster is sharing his bunk

[david-sharkthot-webster]

Liebgott: So? How’s Webster?

Luz: Bad news.

Liebgott: No…

Luz: [opens the door to reveal Webster] He’s still alive.

[david-sharkthot-webster]

Roe: How would you rate your pain?

Babe: It’s a thumbs down.

Roe:

Babe: Would not recommend.

[david-sharkthot-webster]

Babe, sliding a photo across the table: I need you to shoot this person in the leg.

Speirs: This is a picture of you.

Babe: I don't want to run currahee again. please.

[david-sharkthot-webster]

Lipton: oh, Winters did the dishes.

Speirs: how do you know I didn't do them?

Lipton: because once when all the knives were dirty, you cut a piece of bread with your keys.

[david-sharkthot-webster]

Wow did I spend time on this? Yes but don’t worry it didn’t take any real time or effort

[david-sharkthot-webster]

Liebgott: It's not fair on Web. He's a nervous wreck right now. He's going on that patrol for gods sake

Grant: You volunteered him

Liebgott: I knew you were going to throw that in my face

[david-sharkthot-webster]

Easy Co icks ❤️💔

Winters: claps when the plane lands

Nixon: said woopsie daisy when he fell over

Speirs: eats strangers leftovers

Lipton: his umbrella turned inside out and he can’t unflip it

Luz: puts ice in his milk

Webster: says “lucky we booked” when the restaurant is empty

Liebgott: carnt spell

Doc Roe: struggled to find the end of the sellotape

Babe: runs up the stairs on all fours

Malarkey: ran to get a ping pong ball

Perconte: sat on a bar stool with his legs dangling freely

Toye: doesnt use a pillowcase

Guarnere: refers to himself in the third person

Talbert: is played by meitch (Matt leitch)

Muck: calls himself “the cuddle monster”

Martin: had windscreen wipers on faster than necessary

Bull: fell off his horse :(

Buck: stands with his feet pointing outwards

[anabthchse]

[real-living-cowboy]

24 years since bob premiered, we’re getting the deleted scenes next year guys. we just have to astral project into tom hanks’ dreams and make them nightmares.

[david-sharkthot-webster]

I have a question! 🙋🏻‍♀️ can you piss on a ghost?

You have to read a book

[beepbeepcomeatmebruv]

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