David Says

Collection of the best phrases from my best friend

[daviddodaviddont]

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom; told us about some seahorse sculpture.

David: “I wanna see if there’s a seahorse in the bathroom.”

Her: “Weren’t you just in the bathroom?”

David: “Yeah, but I was looking at my dick.”

[daviddodaviddont]

Acrophobia

Me: “What’s that word that means you’re afraid of heights”?

David: “A pussy”