Things David Might Say

David is an interesting boy with a unique vocabulary worthy of having a blog dedicated to mocking it. He does not own this blog.

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I am a little piece of shit

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i read about quantum physics

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only dichotomies exist

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I'm not a meninist

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Wet

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I bought a new longboard

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requesting an apprenticeship

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I don't want your asian memes in my room

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my tuna sandwich cost $7 and this coconut water cost $3 leave me the fuck alone i have to wash my dog

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bro

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I make dinner for my longboard.... lol

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I cook vegetables with my gf. XD

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I play with games including my car. ! xD

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I ask for bees for kale leaves.......

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I get birds in my bed. no dude