[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

[luins]

saw this post by @littlespoonevan on my dash and immediately had to get to work bc i couldn't stop thinking about it:

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you like to be bad.

[mymultifandomhell]

what a week

[hoechloin]

Shane Hollander's search history (Ilya's version)

[hoechloin]

Ilya Rozanov's search history (insp)

+ bonus:

[thatseymourbirkhoff-deactivated]

[thisfeebleheart]

He’d left Russia, he was uneasy in America, and he’d spent his entire adult life drifting between continents and between lovers. But now he had been reeled in by this annoying Canadian, and all that he knew was that he wanted to stay. He wanted to anchor himself to Shane and just...stay.

[leclercari]

Shane’s own heart started going a little crazy. “You should see a doctor about that.”

Ilya grinned and shook his head. “Is just being in love, I think.” — The Long Game, Chapter Ten

[ottawacentaurshq]

I don't ever want that problem to go away.

[handsywoman]

hollanov + jealousy , jealousy

[americanmoths]

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

idk i’m obsessed with how shane bringing ilya home is not just him coming out as gay, it’s him coming out as an experienced sex freak.

[rozanovy]

Hudson: My butt changes in the show...I wasn't really working out too hard when I came in the show. So, the first scene, which is Vegas, since we shot the first time I, you know, nipples out and stuff and other parts of my body, um it wasn't as fit as the rest of the show.

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

[davidsbrewer]

so when do they make heart eyes at each other?

sincerely, an Australian at 2am watching the NHL for the first time

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Heated Rivalry 1.01 // 1.06

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ilya + diving in tongue first (￣^￣ )ゞ