David Ernst

Ass

[captain-price-returns]

[charl0ttan]

protip if youre growing up with an authority figure who freaks out on you when you fuck up you can learn to get preemptively anxious and stressed and then just keep doing that your whole life 👍

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[nianeyna]

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

[argumate]

foreplay with Todd

[nianeyna]

do you ever think before you post

[argumate]

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[i-suggest-piracy]

i have a suggestion

[anarchistmemedistro]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[gatheringbones]

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[elvis-official]

Find me. I'm like pages. You gotta find me. Woah mama

[somafalls]

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

[couchnapping]

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

[conzoop]

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

[yaza-con-queso]

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

[conzoop]

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[dogpuppy]

[davincino]

@allthemagicthingsmain this one is for you

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]