Power Bottom

I don't fuck geese, stop accusing me

[daweebnte]

my spirit animal is the roly poly because when i see something scary i curl up into a ball and scream

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[daweebnte]

Flixx: I suggest aspirin for that headache

Me: Headache?

*Flixx punches me in the face*

[mustardtigress]

[awwcutepets]

time for a nap

[daweebnte]

Narancia is best boy

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no context day #1

i was having a bad day, but what made it better was an og lesbian and Bob Ross

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Hobbies #4

being the smartest kid in class but acting like i know nothing around other kids so i can read manga

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Hobbies #3

smoking pot in church

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Hobbies #2

going into comment sections and drinking everytime i find a self promoter

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Hobbies #1

one of my favorite things to do is go to sad movies and laugh at people who are crying

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cha cha real smooth

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essentially my relationships

s/o: you are a beautiful man and i love you so much

me: i want a divorce

s/o: love!!!!

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parodies of old town road make me wonder how humans have survived to this point

[daweebnte]

i’ve no idea what i’m doing most of the time, so...egg

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[daweebnte]

Treat me like your toaster daddy UWU

-Flixx