im gonna be honest with y'all
i want to fuck him as tv more than the human version
"ohh he's so hot as a human omg omggggg"
BORINGGGGGGGGG
let me sit my ass on that tv screen and ride until he short circuits
i want that evil ipad
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Today's Document

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im gonna be honest with y'all
i want to fuck him as tv more than the human version
"ohh he's so hot as a human omg omggggg"
BORINGGGGGGGGG
let me sit my ass on that tv screen and ride until he short circuits
i want that evil ipad
WARNINGS: masochism, inflicting pain on partner, fear, biting, jealousy, toxic, suggestive/smut
Characters : Jabbber Wonger
First two photos aren’t mine I got them off Pinterest and the last one was made by me
No mention of gender for the reader
JABBER DATING
HEADCANNONS
-It isn't a stretch saying he's nuts and that's y'all relationship chaotic as fuck
-He probably got into you only because you were able to keep his attention and then he fell for you,
-You guys also have a lot of physical fights, not serious ones like a friendly fight, you could be doing anything, he'd try his best to anger you and start some physical banter
-He'd also try to scare you, like coming up behind your back suddenly or intimidating you, he'd love it if you did the same, he even encourages you to scare him or threaten him
-Your relationship would be based on fear, Jabber wants you to be afraid of him and he wants to be afraid of you
-Jabber also tries to keep your attention on him and expects the same from you or else he'll get bored, he isn't really looking to be comfortable in a relationship
-but he does love you in his own way, he will protect you in case your actual life is on the line, maybe in a fight he'll help you out so you don't die but will also tease you for almost dying
-He's very obsessive and overprotective no man, woman, or nb will get too handsy with you as long as he's watching and Jabber is like watching you most of the time
-About watching you he doesn't sleep often, he has a hard time sleeping in fact at night when he has nothing to do he'll stare at you meanwhile you're peacefully sleeping, maybe he'll even pinch you in your sleep
-and if you don't sleep as well, you'll get a lesson about poisons and an update on what he's working on
-he loves Pda in some way, Jabber doesn't like being lovey-dovey and being all over you but doesn't dislike the idea of tangling his body with yours when you're sleeping, or cuddling
-he likes to kiss you in private and even make out, but he mostly pinches you instead of kissing you, he'll even bite you to replace kisses
-Jabber really doesn't say ‘I love you’ he finds other ways to say it, like doing favors for you or helping you out
-Arguments are the worst with him, he’ll either not take it seriously and make you just more frustrated or he'll crash out, I think Jabber has anger issues when it comes to his actual feelings and will do anything to make sure they don't come out
-Maybe he will open up on some things when you have been by his side for a long time without betraying, leaving or even laughing at him
-So I think it's obvious he won't take you out for dinner dates, he'll bring you to sneak in somewhere you aren't supposed to go, or get high in his room
-He's bad at gifts and words he will mostly show you his love by giving you attention or like I said do stuff for you
-Jabber canonically smells like shit so if you try to make him smell better just give up cause he'll act like a cat with water
-Also, if you're smaller he'll toy with you and kinda make fun of you, he'll even compare your hands, if you're bigger than him he'll either call you giraffe, mountain, or something else and ask to be toyed with
SUBGGESTIVE ONES!!
-he loves it when you dirty-talk to him, it thrills him even more when you are vulgar with it
-loves when you pull his locks, when you do that he just wants to devour you, he loves the feeling on his scalp
-he also loves it when you're spanking him or hitting him during sex
-He's into anything that can inflict him or you pain
-he’ll surely won't go soft and slow with you, he’ll try to touch everywhere and find places on your body he hasn't explored yet and if you're the one on top he wants you to do the same
-Jabber will make sure you always feel him and he'll always feel you even after you're done
♡ Valentine's Day Special ♡
For Valentine's Day, here are some headcanons on how the Demon bros treat their human for this holiday! ♡
Featuring: The Demon brothers
CW: Suggestive themes, alcohol, mostly fluff
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Lucifer:
♡ Lucifer would make sure nothing goes wrong, like his brothers causing chaos or even Lord Diavolo needing something from him. The whole day is all about you, just forget the paperwork and let him spoil you.
Could u pls write abt pervy things the brothers do… like before being in a relationship w them n stuff. Gulp
⛓️Pervy Things the Brothers did Before Getting with MC⛓️
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Featuring: The Demon Bros x MC (separately)
CW: Perverted demons, exhibition, m!masturbation, stealing clothes, dream manipulation in Belphie's part, jealousy, weird behaviour in general | MDNI!
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Lucifer:
⟶ He likes to act like he's above any perverted act before dating you, often drowning himself in more work to distract himself about any wandering thoughts. But to no avail most of the time.
⟶ Something Lucifer does is straight up kick the others out of the house but in the form of a distraction that appeals to all of them. That way, his brothers aren't a problem for him for a while and he gets a higher chance of encountering you wandering around the halls. It may seem silly and maybe even romantic, but he just likes to know that he's the only one you can talk to or look at until they come back.
⟶ Often takes the time to whisper even the shortest of words in your ear in a low tone that sounds slightly gravelly. He knows it makes you jump or even shiver, which only elicits a cruel chuckle from him. See, Lucifer's attempts are focused on trying to get you to be the one who's obsessed, but it's much clearer who's wrapped around whose finger.
⟶ Locks himself in his study while presumably filling out documents that cannot be rewritten, but you fill his senses strong enough for him to immediately get distracted. Lucifer often pleasures himself to imagining your voice calling his name or the way your face looks when you're blushing.
hiii i love your writing! your blog is such a comfort to me after a long day
humbly requesting an hc list of things MC does that the brothers think is cute…
hiccuping, yawning, stretching. mundane things demons would find adorable watching a human do.
Thanks! I'm really glad to hear that my writing is comforting to read ^^
☁︎⋅ Random/Human Things MC does that the Brothers Find Cute ☁︎⋅
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Featuring: The Demon Bros x MC (separately)
CW: None
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Lucifer:
❀ Lucifer finds a lot of the things that he forgets that humans need to worry about cute, which could range from you snacking late at night while studying to keep up energy or just simply drinking water. Demons naturally need less in order to function, but seeing you drink what he thought was a lot for a human was pretty cute to him.
❀ Asking him for help to touch up your appearance instead of trying yourself or using magic. It's such a simple request, buttoning up something you can't quite reach or wiping your chin clean from dirt. Lucifer really takes the time to admire you, often throwing a quiet compliment to elicit some sort of reaction out of you at the same time. Plus, the fact that you're going to him about your appearance and not anybody else feeds into his pride a little.
⛓️NSFW HC's in Their Demon Forms⛓️
This is SUPER self-indulgent and something I've always wanted to dive into more (ᵕ—ᴗ—) | MDNI!
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Featuring: The Demon Bros | 2.7k words
CW: BDSM, public sex, monster fucking, primal sex, breeding kink, threesome mention for Beel and Belphie, glove kink in Lucifer's part, Oviposition and diphallia in Levi's part, rough sex, sex toys, aphrodisiac, using horns as handlebars, (im)proper use of pact, face sitting in Beel's part, slight degrading kink and yandere tendencies in Belphie's part
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Lucifer:
❤︎ As if Lucifer wasn't intimidating enough in his human form. but he looks significantly bigger, his feathered wings only emphasizing his imposing figure. When he's got you on your back and he's on top of you, his wings wrap around you two like a protective shell.
“He’s my Man” ⁺‧₊ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧
Quick Obey Me! Headcannons/drabbles
⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧Warnings!!
Angst, mentions of death, aging, yandere behavior question mark, written with M!MC, memory loss/vision problems/old people issues in general, ALL OM! Dateables (no Luke)(or Mephisto,Thirteen and Raphael sorry!!) mentions of Belphie killing MC, possible spelling mistakes!!
This song is sooo OM! X old mc coded every time I listen to it I think of this. Like I know the song is basically about a housewife poisoning her husband BUT for the sake off this we’re gonna take it like how I first did when I first listened to it which is a young wife not wanting her older husband to die of old age. Like just imagine it, decades ago MC spent his first year down in the Devildom. It’s been so long and you’re just as loved as you were way back in your youth, well if you were a demon 78 years old would be nothing.. But like humans do, the brothers noticed you show your signs of aging. The gray hairs popping up in your late 40s, wrinkles forming around your face and hands, the forgetfulness, everything about it scared them. They still look relatively the same, new haircuts and outfits but still physically the same. Demons age very slowly, seeing you change so quickly was stressing them out.
ALWAYS YOURS!
Mammon loves you too much to let your insecurities prevent him from achieving his goals: making you his.
+18, Chubby insecure gender neutral! Reader x Mammon! Dry humping! Hard feelings! Mammon being persistent! First time making out! Pre-relationship to dating! Mammon confessing in a feral way! Reader has low self-steem! Mammon being kinda of mean but passionate! Angst(?)
Sorry if it's confusing or boring, I'm trying to get out of writer's block :(
Reblogs and coments appreciated! <3
It was simply disastrous.
The palms of your hands were sweating and they desperately sought the help of something other than his white hair. The rough fabric of his jacket was damp, hot, and exuded a vapor that even if you wanted to, it wouldn't help you dry the nervousness that flowed from your hands in a watery and salty way.
Something was different today, faster, thicker, more aggressive, more rude. Here, in your old sofa, his body pressed you into the padded and worn fabric in such a desperate way that, not even all those springs out of their proper place could make you uncomfortable.
The kisses were wet and misfit. His hands meshed in you hair, pulling, bursting and releasing strands, but at the same time caressing, smoothing and pampering the tangled locks in his hands.
His tongue engaged in a one-sided fight for power by being aggressive, insistent. The wet sounds echoed through the small room and the television buzzed on a random channel while his saliva was deposited in droves in your submissive mouth.
So eagerly, his hips clashed with yours in an awkward way. The whimpers that came out of his mouth were complemented by the perversity he had in pinning his upper and bottom lip to your tongue, sucking and biting, taking possession of everything that was his, everything he had a right to claim.
But it wasn't enough, not today. The same hands that had mistreated your scalp, now made the way to your neck, without patience and without solidarity they squeezed and left marks on both sides, suffocating your senses and making the pressure in your ears grow.
You opened your mouth for air, panting, confused and desperate. His hands putting constant pressure on both sides of your neck, alternating between squeezing harder, angrier, cutting off your access to oxygen for a short time, and between leaving them there, pampering and building an animalistic craving about when would be the next time your already fucked up mind would disconnect from your body, and when your legs would unconsciously get more and more attached to the waist of the man in front of you.
You could feel his steady gaze on your bewildered figure. His breath no longer smelled of mint and his cologne had been mixed with yours for a long time. The rain outside made your room stuffy and hot.
He pats your face. One, two...and,
"Baby...? Look at me, yeah?" One hand on your nape while the other grabbed your cheeks, squeezing them with moderate force, watching with serpent eyes the way tears flowed between them and stopped at his own fingers, forming small puddles that quickly overflowed.
Your eyes dutifully went for the person in front of you. Mammon's cheeks were a reddish dark brown and his lips were swollen, a frown visible in his eyes that carried a bittersweet desire. His disheveled hair gave him the dominant air of someone equally tired, frustrated. He sighed.
A sigh of malice. An arrogant sigh.
"Do you know why you're in this situation, luv'?"
Even if you wanted to talk, you wouldn't. This was new, this whole situation was new, and this sure wasn't your Moni. His eyes made you uncomfortably aroused and his dilated pupils in the low lights of that stuffy room made you feel naked, stripped of any secrets you might kept.
Mammon never got tired of following you around since you first arrived in Devildom. The tireless vigor he had to be in all the events - big or small - you were in, in all the places you frequented, in all the conversations you participated in, was in a way admirable.
You didn't want to understand why this happened. Why he would always spoil you on your bad days, filling your sentimentalist brain with words of affirmation and leaving you a melted goo in his arms.
You didn't want to accept why he is always desperate to be close to you, why he would watch your surroundings closely, when on a Friday after class, you decide to get drunk in a bar, and all he can do is make you shy, your hands sweat when he runs his arms around your waist, hiding his face on your neck, whispering softly and breathily in your ears.
The frown on his lips when you refused the self-invitations he made to come take a nap in your room, the reddish color that went up to the man's neck and ears, the gifts, the constant friction with any part of your body.... everything, the signs were in everything.
Your organs stirred and you wished to regurgitate them along with those feelings when you realized all the patterns of a terribly passionate person. A person in love.
"Speak up babe, I wanna hear ya pretty voice." Breathless, he smiled. His frustration mixing with an impatience that was not common from your clumsy boy when you didn't answer.
His hands were so, so warm on your face and on the back of your nape, your sweat flowed directly and quickly to the hand that hours before had held you so sly and so gently.
His eyes swept over your body. Your pajamas stuck to your body. Your sore nipples were neglected, crying and begging for the warm, overwhelming touch that only he could provide.
Your thighs were like magnets for the eyes of the demon in front of you, so round and shiny, glistening with sweat and trembling. Trembling with longing, longing for him.
The accelerated rhythm of your heart pulsing on his palm that was still resting on your throat made him bite his lip, your droopy eyes maintained contact with his.
Mammon sighed. A sigh of malice.
"It's because of them, isn't it...?" The knee of his right leg went up to the couch, rubbing your huddle of flesh that pulsed and burned, so feverish. Your moans fueling him to put more pressure.
"... It's because of them that I have to look into your confused, crying eyes and feel your trembling hands around my wrist..."
His eyes held a painful melancholy that was being reflected on your own. His irises seemed to ponder the right choice of words.
"What is your problem? I know you see it. I know you feel it too. Do you think I'm just this dumb little guy who thinks about money all the time and doesn't notice things around him? You are such a cutie...so naive."
He pinched your cheek, shaking it a little in a kinda mean way. Your eyes were starting to cross from the simple pleasure you have never received before. The feeling being outright new and delicious.
"I....I love you...why can't you accept that? Are they better? Or is I who is the fucking worst of this family? Am I not good enough for you baby?"
Mammon was shaking, his whole figure engulfing yours in a way where he felt his patience truly slipping away. He had stopped kissing you minutes ago and you would still not verbalize a single word, your shaky hums being the only thing he could hear. A extremely hot feeling being formed in your abdomen and you started to thrash around.
"M-moni-ugh!waitwait "
"I can change...you know? I see the way you admire Lucifer's dexterity, and the way you gush about how strong Beel is...or how Asmo is the cutest...I see it all...And I can change it all too."
His trembling fingers now caressed the same cheek he just bruised, his voice in a pleading tone that made you remember everyday how you broke yourself in unimaginable ways inside your head just to keep your own urge away.
"I already changed when I tore the heavens apart in the fiery consequences of my own actions, and I can change again, or as many times as you want...neither heaven nor hell can stop me from molding myself the way you want me to be...just give me the word and it will be my command...just please, don't slam the door in my face...let me in..."
He released the breath that had been trapped in his lungs for long. He was loving seeing your face contorting in the pleasure he was giving you, but the weight of the situation and his own words made him stop moving, his expression turning serious. His mind settling in and recomposing itself.
The hand that rested on your face was sweating cold, contrasting with the messy, warm feeling you were in, sending shivers down your spine while you caught your breath, becoming more aware of what was actually being said.
"Mammon- I don't want you to change. That's not how things work. Love is something that we build with t-trust and care and there's....there's things I can't give you right now...I'm sorry but I can't-"
"Why? Why can't you? What's stopping you from being with me? Don't give me that love and trust bullshit because I know you have both of those things for me, otherwise you wouldn't do and say half the things you already do!"
He feels like he is in the verge of crying, why are you being so stubborn?Just give in already!
"...when will you pay attention to me? It's me who is here, not them! I'm the one who constantly tells you how much I love you, not them! It's me, always me! What else do I have to do to keep your eyes on me?"
Your eyes were now filled with a furious despair and a feeling of complete disconnection and lack of understanding from the person who was accusing you so vehemently at that moment.
"Oh my fucking God! There's no fucking them! For god's sake! I do look at you! Matter of fact there is not a single day when my eyes do not look for your figure in every damn place! "
"...At RAD, I look for your warm arms and your pouty "Morning", at the grocery store, I look at the fucking prices and imagine you standing next to me, complaining how everything seems more expensive again, when I'm taking a shower, I look at the shampoo and try to imagine that one day my wish will come true, and that I will, indeed, feel your calloused and long fingers rubbing my scalp whilw you pour over me words so sweet that I could die right there from ingesting too much sugar...... I look at you, everywhere, every day...."
"But how, how! Look at that! Look! A flabby, horrible belly, big arms, swollen legs, and a completely deformed ass..... How can I give you something so wretched and despicable? You are a fucking model!! How can I feel happy knowing that people will make fun of you behind your back, just because you're with me? Don't you understand? I'm not for everyone's eyes and much less for yours! Forget me and make me disappear from your mind, look at me, but in the most horrible way possible, destroy me in your mind and hate me, please!!"
Tears streamed from your - now swollen - eyes, mingling with your gasping breath due to the numerous emotionally charged words you just had spoken, transforming into sobs of someone who had completely shattered their soul.
In a surge of emotions within such a confined environment as the one you were in—mentally and physically — he couldn't take it anymore. He needed you to understand how deep and true his feelings were and are. He needed you to understand that his words weren't mere syllables and phonemes; he was completely devoted to you, and you needed to accept that, even if he had to stay here all night.
Your sobs made everything more fragile for him. His muscular arms finally lifted you from that uncomfortable position, and now he was the one sitting on the small sofa, and you were in his lap, completely broken and trembling, your breathing uneven and your hands frantically trying to dry the tears that wouldn't stop falling.
He wished he could be kinder during this complicated and delicate moment, but he couldn't think of anything else but making you understand how much he wanted you, how much he needed you, and unfortunately, his actions were also disjointed and clumsy.
He held your hands in a desperate attempt to make you look at him, and it worked; your eyes snapped open from their irritable torment and met his yellow ones, and he could see how your own feelings were devouring you from the inside.
"Maybe I'll look! Maybe I'll think you bring out the worst in me, maybe I already think that, maybe I already know how dirty I've become since I laid my damn e-yes on you"
His voice was louder and harsher than he intended, cracking in the middle of his speech.
"Do you want to know how I destroy you in my mind? Because I can tell you, and even better, I'll tell you."
"Every day I gotta wake up with my dick hard as a rock 'cause for the millionth time I dreamed I was stuffing you with my cum. Every night i have to jerk off till nothin' comes out just so I can sleep in peace with the fact that you are not mine!"
"And I curse you every time you decide to wear my t-shirts, which get so tight on your body, because I know that when I get to my room I'll be taken by a deafening heat and I'll rave until I can call you, even though I've just left your bedroom, just to stroke my cock to the sound of your annoyed voice..."
Your lips parted like those of a fish on land, sadly opening its mouth in a last hope of survival, your cheeks, red from crying, now flushed with the color that embarassement brought to your face.
"And I hate it.... I hate it when you tease me, whispering in my ear and driving me crazy, making me melt when, by a kindness of heavens with me, you allow me to lie on top of you.... and I can squeeze your soft body and smell your intoxicating smell as my body enters a state of darkness the moment your fingers start to wander over my body in simple and delicate touches.... I hate how much I am useless when you are not around..."
His eyes drifted down to your trembling lips and he sighed deeply. His eyes could no longer meet yours, and he rested his sweaty forehead against your own.
"Luv...please, please please...give yourself a chance to love and to be loved."
And that was the last string, the last hope, his last prayer he wish upon god was answered. You threw your arms around his neck, the hiccups trapped on your throat bursted out in the open, and you had the necessity to hide your face on his neck, and you did.
Mammon's arms hugged your waist, sniffing your messy scent and feeling his body warm up in hope that you will finally say yes to him, and to his love.
"Take all the time you need luv', I'll be here...for ya...for us. I know it won't be easy, those insecurities won't disappear just from this...but I am here fo' real now."
His words only made you cry harder, soaking his leather jacket, but that didn't matter, nothing besides you finally opening your heart for him mattered.
After some minutes of pure cry and agony, the calmness of being secure in the arms of the one you love, crashed in. Your voice was hoarse and soft, so little and small that he almost couldn't hear it.
"I...love you moni..."
"Hmm...I know baby, thanks for telling me. It sounds so sweet coming from your lips."
He hears your muffled little laugh and a smirk appears on his lips.
"You are such a smooth talker."
You stir in his lap, making your face nuzzle on the side of his cheek, and you can feel how much he was enjoying the end of the storm with you.
"Moni..."
"Yes, luv'?"
"You are...hard..."
His hand squeezed your thights and you felt his cheeks grow warmer.
"Don-don't mention it...it was so many emotion and you looked so pretty when I was rubbing-hmmf!"
You quickly covered his mouth with your hands; your whole face seemed to be on fire. Mammon's eyes shot open, his eyes filled with mischief but with love sparkling in them.
"Be mine." His voice was muffled by your palms, his breath tickling your skin.
The light tears that spilled from your eyes now came from the hope that you too deserve a new chapter in your life, a chapter full of love and your own capacity to accept the love that is offered to you.
"I was always, yours."
Asks are open!!!
Woke up and saw a new bayverse writer and got super excited! Welcome, we sit in the dark corner with snacks, pillows, and the occasional person that passes by and looks at us crazy 😬🤏
Thought I'd come by and just say hello! And also ask if you'd be willing to give some relationship headcanons for Mikey and/or Raph? If that hasn't been requested yet. Thanks!
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ BAYVERSE!RAPHAEL DATING HCS
ᯓ★ lots of fluff, jealousy things (angst maybe), reader goes by she/her pronouns! (This is so late— im sorry—)
Is the definition of mean to the world but sweetest to his girl
The most common scenario is this: He could be talking to Casey and just be saying a bunch of mean shit to him but the moment you approach him to ask him something, he softens his tone and looks at you, narrowed brows with a concerned look as if you're the most fragile thing in the world.
He actually thinks you'll break if he raises his voice at you.
Casey has made fun of him many times for this but drops it each time Raph threatens to hit him.
He calls you babe. That's it.
Sometimes baby girl if he's feeling brave.
You happen to picked up the habit of stealing his things. Or in your words 'borrowing'.
"Uhhh babe... Where's my glasses?"
He's not complaining since it's been the norm for you to wear his glasses out in the open when you go to work or such.
He likes to think its a way of you having a part of him everytime you're away.
But theres no denying that the two of you guys argue every now and then.
Its not that you want to but he just jumps to conclusions very fast. He does try to control it but sometimes his heart speculates faster than his mind thinks.
Like the time he dropped you off at your place and because of how exhausted you were, you failed to notice him leaning in to give you a goodbye kiss when you walked off.
That ruined his self-esteem for sure.
He really thought you didn't love him anymore and he was too afraid to ask you about it.
It was when you noticed him sulking that you finally confronted him.
He's definitely a physical touch kind of man.
He CANNOT keep his hands off of you. NO. NA-DA.
You need the whole world to pry his hands off of you.
His favourite thing to do is to have you in bed where he just wraps his arms around your waist while he rests his head on your stomach. It makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
He has jealousy problems.
He doesn't mind if you're close with his brothers because technically you're part of the family but with Casey or Vern?
Yeah no.
I mean there are boundaries to things.
Casey is smart enough to know not to try anything (in front of Raph) but Vern never gets the hint.
Has tried to get you to go on 'exclusive dinners' but you always said no because you knew how weird the guy was.
Nearly got beaten to shits by Raph if Leo wasn't there to stop him.
Has definitely done the bicep ribbon trend with you. How you were in awe from the way the ribbon elegantly untied itself around his bicep when he flexed his muscles made him feel all prideful of himself.
Never slacks off when working out.
He does enjoy kisses but he gets all awfully shy when you do it in public.
Like if you ever do kiss him in front of his brothers, even a simple peck on the cheek, he would not be able to face them for a moment.
He blushes hard and needs time to calm down.
He loves it soooooooo much when you dress up.
It doesn't matter what your style is because everytime you put in the effort to get all dressed up for date nights. He goes absolutely berserk.
Compliments your looks on a daily basis.
Doesn't matter if its your lazy day where you look a mess.
You're still irresistible to him.
Loves to keep the little things you leave in his room.
Either its your lip gloss or hair tie. He keeps it safe in his drawers just so it doesn't go missing or that you may need it later.
Yes he does sniff your hair tie.
It's only instinct since your hair smells so good.
Yes, the foot clan has kidnapped you a few times and it's ridiculous how many times it has happened. You fell for the homeless person trick AND the stray cat strategy.
All this effort just to ask you to spill any inside information to them.
Like just imagine you tied to a chair as Karai threatens to kill you but you're just wondering how long is it gonna take this time for the brothers to track you down.
Being thrown into this lifestyle is not for the weak.
But eventually you get saved all the time. Just imagine Raph removing the restraints around your arms with a regretful look.
"Sorry baby, I should've protected you better. I promise to keep you safe"
Cue to the next time happening again.
1000% a teddy bear boyfriend lovelovelovelove
One year difference lmfao she’s about to get this man pregnant
How would the brothers and dateables react to missing Mc? Like one day Mc just disappeared and they can't find them no matter how hard they try. Totally angst :)
Brothers And Dateables React To Missing MC
They're gone. Dissapeared one day, without any signs of a struggle. No matter hard they search, how much they plead, they're nowhere to be found. Their soul is gone.
LUCIFER
On the outside, Lucifer may appear stoic and collected, but he's slowly delving into despair. No matter how hard he looks, they're nowhere to be found.
He doesn't know what happened, except that MC dissapeared from their room, gone, without any signs of a struggle or message. Lucifer doesn't even know if they've been kidnapped or..killed.
There's a rage brewing in his eyes as he devises a plan and a search party. With his connections, his brothers, and even the power of Lord Diavolo and Barbatos MC must be found... right...?
Lucifer eventually realized the search was hopeless, when he touched his pact mark and tried to reach out to MC, but he didn't even feel anything.
Were they gone..? Were they in the Celestial Realm? Travelling through dimensions? Barbatos and Simeon's face told him all that he needed to know.
He was the eldest. He had to be collected and be the pillar of his family, even if he was falling inside. So Lucifer hardened his emotions as he tried to pull his family together, even if they lashed out at him.
Lucifer hide himself away, distant and cold. He refused to be pitied, even if Asmodeus and his brothers shot him knowing glances.
He gave his heart twice. And lost it twice. It was buried with MC now.
Despite how cold he seems after their 'death', the vinyl playing in his room didn't do a good job at covering the sounds of bottles shattering and wails escaping.
MAMMON
He couldn't quite believe it. They were in their room, and the next thing...they had dissapeared? Where? By whom? Were they kidnapped? Were they....okay?
Hello!! I'd like to request the brothers x an mc who gets jealous easily but instead of confrontation they just get distant because they feel like they aren't enough
Thank you!!
Obey me brothers with a jealous Mc!
Hi! I don’t know if this counts as a fan fic idea (you can ignore it if it doesn’t work!) but I was wondering if you could write something about how the boys would react if they found MC crying? Like it could be crying because of one of the boys or something else. Mammon causes me a lot of tears and I always wondered what the others would do and am curious to hear what someone else’s thoughts would be! =D
I recently found your blog and am in love with your writing!
Thank you so so much for even just reading this!
<3 Saori
Oooh I like this idea! A little angst is always fun to write, especially if it's the brothers causing it.
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☁︎⋅ How the Demon Brothers React to MC Crying Because of Them💔
Synopsis: You had gotten into an argument with one of the brothers that resulted in a few hurtful words hurled at you on accident, sometimes you storm off just as angry, but when they find you, they see you in tears, immediately feeling regretful.
CW: Harsh words, heartache, crying, slightly suicidal themes and lesson 16 mention in Belphie's part
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Lucifer:
💧 Lucifer was doing his nightly rounds and checking to see if his brothers were actually in their rooms. Other than the usual music playing from Mammon or Levi's room, nothing was out of the ordinary. At least until he didn't see you in your room. He was both irritated and panicking internally.
💧 He's checking everywhere from the attic, basement, his study, or even outside. But there he sees you huddled in the deepest part of the planetarium, covering your face so he doesn't see you. The argument was just something petty about making sure you were focused on your studies and not just fooling around.
💧 It escalated from you simply standing your ground to him calling calling you things such as stubborn, neglectful, and ignorant to your studies. It was a long day and with Lucifer's pride, he couldn't bring himself to apologize to you right there despite knowing he didn't mean it.
💧 But as he sees you still upset after the argument, he immediately caves, moving to kneel in front of you. Lucifer's hand rests on your shoulder as he swallows. "I... I apologize, MC. I should've took it back the moment I said it. No, I should've never called you that in the first place."
💧 He doesn't say anything, knowing he doesn't deserve forgiveness for calling you all those words. If you forgive him, he lets out a deep sigh of relief, pulling you into a hug and promising to make it up with you, starting with sleeping with you the rest of the night. If you still can't forgive him, Lucifer won't be angry, only understanding and letting you go back to bed when you feel like it.
The overwatch boys favorite positions
My interpretation of them by the way !! Not all characters will be here so let me know if I should do a part two/women's version
Cole Cassidy, Junkrat, Hanzo, Lucio
Sexual Histories
MDNI: Contains some stories of the demon brothers in their earlier days in the Devildom, and their preferred debauchery that shaped itself after meeting you.
Warning for mentions of demon-on-demon violence, and various kinks (like blood for Satan) for all brothers. Do proceed with caution!
TriWorlds/Side chars.
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Lucifer
🦚 Since he had no obligation to remain pure and abstinent, he did dip his toes into the spectrum of sin just to see what he liked and didn’t like. He only had willing partners after he and his brothers were dubbed as the Seven Rulers of Devildom.
🦚 He was meticulous in studying sex and kinks by the book, though practical application took time naturally. His hookups tended to be lower-ranking demons since he found them less of a threat, though to their credit, they helped him improve in terms of kinks.
🦚 Lucifer cut his hookup phase abruptly short when he started receiving blackmails and threats— not only regarding him but his siblings. He took out who he’d eventually discover as members of an aristocratic family and it eventually led to the evisceration of the whole house. Barbatos helped him with this. The House of the Lords doesn’t undermine Lucifer for this exact reason.
🦚 Unironically hooked up with Diavolo if only for de-stressing and because ultimately his friend was the only one he felt safe enough to do it with. Still this wasn’t a frequent arrangement given their conflicting preferences in bed.
🦚 He would rather get speared by an actual spear than be a full-time bottom. Lucifer is too proud to even be a power sub.
🦚 Eventually came out as demisexual, bless him
🦚 Don’t let him fool you though, he’s freak #2 in the whole family. In fact, you opened the Pandora’s box of his millennia’s worth of pent up horniness so good job!
🦚 The only reason he would sub for you is because he’s fully aware you can’t and won’t really do shit— ergo, he feels the safest. You cemented that fact when you had him and his brothers in your hands and all you ever did was stop fights.
🦚 Safety is the biggest turn-on for him. “Oh we don’t have to do that if you don’t want to, Lu!” Is that so? Well now he does.
🦚 Constantly checks in to make sure you’re comfortable with what he’s doing, and he’s effortlessly good at getting you both back into the mood anyway
🦚 Unsurprisingly into BDSM and has all the types of bondage memorized. Also a big fan of blindfolding YOU and teasing.
🦚 Is a fucking sadist beyond punishing his younger brother for starting a pyramid scheme— a massive edger, this one.
🦚 Once tied your legs to the armrests of his chair and cockwarmed you without any remorse. It was worth it though, he got to see you try to keep it together only to beg anyway.
🦚 He has no problems tying you up and blindfolding you and making you think he left the room if you got too bratty
🦚 In the right circumstances, Lucifer would also very much enjoy exhibitionism if he was fueled by petty spite
🦚 LOVES when you tug on his hair, and getting scratched, it means he’s doing a good job, and he personally finds it a better badge of honor to have on his back than his wings
🦚 On that note, Lucifer can keep a straight-face even when he’s receiving the most majestic head of his life. He is not above debauchery under his desk.
🦚 Surprisingly indifferent at the concept of nudes; he pretty much prefers calling if he really needs to get off and you two can’t do it at the moment.
🦚 Loves leaving hickeys and love bites, but very particular about receiving any. As long as it’s not in places where everyone else can see, it’s fine.
🦚 It’s practically impossible to have Lucifer tutor you without it turning kinky, he’s whipped you for getting answers wrong to a questionnaire. He was also aware that the only way to get a quiz perfectly wrong was if you knew what the correct answers were.
🦚 He has permitted you to take pictures of him with his dress shirts disheveled, or him simply with his glasses on. Lucifer doesn’t get it but he’s nothing if not supportive.
🦚 Lucifer is always prepared for aftercare, and keeps a nice stash of ointments and a good bit of healing magic to massage the soreness away. Baths with him are always intimate and he loves the cool and quiet blanketing you both.
🦚 He didn’t expect you to massage him in turn, but now it’s one of his favorite joys.
🦚 He always made sure to have extra pajamas for you but gave up since you kept insisting on stealing his shirts.
Mammon
🐦⬛ He may be Boyfailure of the Year for 500 consecutive years to the rest of the family but to the good chunk of Devildom populace, Mammon’s swagger often lulled people in. Mind you, he was also a model.
🐦⬛ His hookups often varied from people at the casino, or the Fall, or the various humans that managed to summon him.
🐦⬛ Humans have tried to trap him into a pact only to wake up the next day with all their cash and jewelry gone. Lowkey this was more fun for him than the actual sex itself.
🐦⬛ Mammon never stuck around until morning and admittedly avoided aftercare during this phase of his life. Something about sharing intimacy only to be strangers the next day, really rubbed him wrong— like a wall actively blocking that greedy nature. It felt lonely and it was hard to not see it as a ruse.
🐦⬛ Mammon was only ever into being dominated when you came along, anyone else and it’s either a threat or an insult to him.
🐦⬛ Doesn’t really like elaborate BDSM due to the nature of his punishments, but bro is a massive slut for having his hands tied up. Have your way with him, make him put up a fight only to squash it, he’ll never be caught saying it but he LOVES it.
🐦⬛ Mammon finds great pleasure in being able to see it all up close, so he loves being straddled. Cowgirl positions or missionary all the way for this man but he’s also a fan of the traditional doggy.
🐦⬛ If he only could record that look on your face while you’re tormenting him. Honestly even in nonsexual context, he thinks your pointed looks and glares border on terrifying and sexy.
🐦⬛ Has a massive praise kink, to no one’s surprise. Tell him he’s doing good, that he feels perfect, beg for him, tell him he’s all you ever wanted and needed, he can’t get enough of hearing his name wisping out of your lips.
🐦⬛ Mammon can seem petulant when you deny him his orgasm, because whaddya do that for?! He was so close! Oh but he was built to be put through the wringer, and when you finally allow him, the deluge is all worth it. He’d have so much to give you.
🐦⬛ Beyond embodying greed, Mammon is also proud to exhibit yours. He’ll fawn if you went out there with his hickeys and love bites on display, but if nothing else, he’s not shy about showing yours.
🐦⬛ Mammon isn’t just the fastest in terms of running, he has the stamina for ramming into you until you’re incoherent. Womb marks are put in place so he doesn’t put your lower body in a blender.
🐦⬛ The worst part is he’s VERY aware that you’re into that very aspect of him and he’s learned to deny YOU of it when you’re getting a little too mouthy.
🐦⬛ King of quickies for that reason btw
🐦⬛ He’s on record for fucking you in his car, on the hood, literally any time you two decide to take a drive only to stop in the middle of nowhere.
🐦⬛ Loves recording during sex and receiving nudes, best believe he puts it all in a highly encrypted storage and will kill anyone trying to swipe it from him.
🐦⬛ PLEASE take nudes with golden jewelry and gems on you. He thinks it’s hotter than lingerie.
🐦⬛ The nudes you get from him are beyond sublime given his modeling skills, not to mention NIPPLE PIERCINGS
🐦⬛ Your safe word is “debt,” btw.
🐦⬛ Mammon is an absolute softie in aftercare, even though it was a learning curve the first time you two had sex. There’s a soft trade of tired kisses while he’s slowly easing out of you.
🐦⬛ He’s the kind of dude that will insist to get things you may need when his legs are too wobbly for him to even stand.
🐦⬛ Discovering aftercare cuddles was like inventing sliced bread itself. Whispering sweet nothings and affirming your love for each other remind Mammon that he doesn’t have to leave before morning, and that he won’t be waking up alone.
Leviathan
🪼 With all due respect even the Greeks fucked each other, much less a navy admiral with only his troops as company during wartime.
🪼 The thing is, Levi had a phase of being the dominant top which became incredibly boring quickly since it was what many of his colleagues and subordinates expected from him.
🪼 One of his generals flipped him and took command— it changed his entire fucking life and it stuck with him even after he was off-duty and became an otaku.
🪼 His doctor/patient kink started pretty much when he had to get treated by the navy medic. This was something he, of course, didn’t act on given the situation at hand but it was something that stuck in his mind even after both realms agreed to a truce.
🪼 Has two dicks because he deserves it
🪼Has a tentacle kink which will never see the light of day
🪼 Ever since he got into anime, there was a long period of time where he genuinely couldn’t get off to real people porn. It was either hentai or nothing.
🪼 Usually relied on toys because of his apparent allergy to other people. He has an array of fleshlights and questionably shaped phallic objects.
🪼Asmo tried to hook him up with a cosplayer only for him to leave midway because they yanked at his costume and tore the shoulder padding. He was mad about having to fix it and never accepted recommendations from his little brother again.
🪼 Genuinely could only bypass all this by how enamored he was with you. He’ll spend 10 hours fixing costumes without a complaint because it’s the least he could do after you graced a yucky otaku like him with your body! (His words)
🪼 Gotta be gentle with him the first few times having sex though— tell him he’s doing a good job, that pausing is okay, kiss his tears away and let him ease back into it. He’ll feel better over time.
🪼 Also loves being straddled, ridden, or fucked missionary into the mattress— mostly because he thinks he’s hot if you did away with him, the other reason being he gets front row seat to you
🪼 Loves mutual nipple play. Levi’s aquatic biology means it can get pretty slimy when he’s flicking and pressing his tongue on your nubs, and he personally enjoys the view of his tail squeezing your breasts and/or ass (he will ask to take a picture)
🪼 On his end, he just enjoys being teased on that part of his body of course. Even better if you play a little rough and bite at his pecks or tug at his nubs.
🪼Suck his dick while tit-fucking the other, please 🙏 He’s going to try and stammer out a plea to take a picture or a video
🪼 Levi wants to be used, and to be reminded of how lowly and pathetic he is while you’re at it. He’ll make a sticky mess on the floor and you’ll tut in disappointment only for him to make it messier.
🪼 Loves that moment during overstimulation when you tell him how absolutely adorable and pathetic he looks with his tears
🪼 Those black spots on his shoulder and neck are very sensitive, feel free to suck on them and bite.
🪼 BATH TUB SEX AND HIS LIFE IS YOURS
🪼 You almost gave him a heart attack when you tried to take in both in one hole and he had to clumsily get his bearings together to get a womb mark going
🪼 Aftercare is usually a lot of snuggling and hand-holding since it grounds Levi from cloud 9, but to his credit he’s always prepared. He has water, electrolytes, and some food along with fruit in his mini-fridge for you. Plus, his scales feel so cool and comforting on sore skin.
🪼 He may enjoy degrading in bed but in aftercare this is when praise and affirmation is the most vital. Kiss his tears away, tell him he was wonderful, it makes his heart swell. Doing right by you still took precedence after all.
Satan
🐈 He genuinely thought he was ace for the longest time because he literally couldn’t feel any attraction towards anyone.
🐈 Satan is on record for killing denizens and humans who tried to throw themselves at him.
🐈 He did hook up with Solomon and it had less to do with being attracted and more so, “If I had to pick someone to do it with, it would be him.”
🐈 Mostly relieved himself with the debauchery he’d read in explicit novels. Satan absolutely loves reading sex described with flowery prose and detailed passion.
🐈 Suffice to say he had the lowest libido and sexual footprint compared to the rest of the brothers, another Pandora’s box that only busted open when he met you.
🐈 You haunted his mind every time he read anything remotely suggestive and he knew he was absolutely done for.
🐈 Satan is the kind who learns and applies rather quick, even if sex with him started off pretty vanilla at first. He was determined to learn how to move his hips, even watching guides to do so without shame.
🐈 Has the unfair skill of making you horny just by writing poetic debauchery about both of you
🐈 Shameless enough to enjoy being straddled, and having sex semi-publicly because he finds it thrilling to try and not be caught. Mostly, he knows you two won’t be, but it’s exciting to him to succeed.
🐈 Always appreciates quiet trades of sweet nothings and values the moments where you make each other laugh, even the times when you tease him and surprise him with a little boldness.
🐈 Everybody gangsta till he needs an outlet for all that anger AND he’s in his demon form
🐈 Uses the ridges of his tail to tease the folds or the rim while he’s sprawling you out. That entire appendage is mostly used to keep your legs apart and it has a damn firm grip when you inevitably start squirming.
🐈 He’s addicted to the various ways your voice curls when you cry his name, that it’s cute when you’re a blubbering mess who can’t muster words at all. Where oh where did his eloquent and intelligent (Y/N) go?
🐈 LOVES trading bites and hickeys, the pain absolutely surges him on.
🐈 Unsurprisingly thinks it’s hot when you draw blood on him. He’d never hurt you but the worst you can do to him doesn’t really do any real damage to him.
🐈 His eyes are so transfixed when you lick his blood off your fingertips and now he wants nothing more than to ruin you so you draw more out of him
🐈 Claw marks on your calves and his grip is so firm he leaves fingerprints on your waist afterwards
🐈 Womb mark in place for safety, and even when he’s practically growling he will always check on you via stoplights
🐈 Wear those cat ears AT YOUR DISCRETION
🐈 You’re both on record for breaking furniture in the heat of the moment because Satan has the pelvic power of a fucking jackhammer
🐈 Always signals that he’s about to cum with a bite to your neck or shoulder
🐈 Satan always feels a little bit of guilt when his demon form dissipates and he calms down, but he always makes for it in aftercare. He washes you up for you, and massages your lower body with some balm, and ensures you’re in something comfortable before tucking you in.
🐈 Has the biggest smile on his face when you insist to wear his sweater or band shirts to bed.
🐈 Will absolutely fawn over you pressing soft kisses to his bruises and wounds as part of his aftercare
Asmodeus
💋 Asmo may have been the jewel of the heavens, but it always felt more like being displayed to be briefly acknowledged. Going down to the human world and seeing how physical adoration got, definitely intrigued him.
💋 When the Seven Rulers were declared, it drew in a certain level of intrigue that led Asmo from beyond dates and hookups to even literal dungeons— though he’ll have to admit people were awfully kind to walk him through things when he was relatively new to it.
💋 Asmo sampled orgies like they were buffets and he was Beel. Beyond the kinks and the excitement, it became his way of integrating into demon society and learning all about what lust looked like for every individual he came across.
💋 Asmo had a brief history of bringing hookups at home which ended because every single brother almost took them out. Satan and Beel actually succeeded and Lucifer was getting pissed.
💋 He once spent a night with an incubus… and the incubus tapped out first.
💋 The moment you’re alone with him, you really just have to ask yourself. Is he stuck with you? Or are you stuck with him?
💋 Asmo doesn’t necessarily need you to be a freak, because you’re exciting to him either way. It’s adorable that you want to impress him, which you should! But no matter what, he would make sure the experience is just as pleasant for you anyway.
💋 It’s easier to list what ISN’T on his kink list, so his focus would be indulging yours.
💋 Asmo is very thorough with foreplay, he’s slow and deliberate when he’s kissing up your chest, up to your neck the your jaw, whispering how cute you were and teasing about how you weren’t hiding how excited you were.
💋 Even the way he runs his palms on your inner thighs, your waist, is so tantalizingly slow. He wants you to savor the moment even the main event is the funnest part. You two will get there.
💋 His voice is so sweet that he effortlessly switches from degrading to praise, depending on what flavor you wanted for the day. Asmo has such an effective way of riling you up by merely huffing and pouting well enough.
💋 King of verses and switches, by the way.
💋 Dainty as he may appear, Asmo can demand more from you when he wants it. He has a whole array of toys to keep you aroused but far from cumming, whether that be a vibrator or a luxurious little cock ring.
💋 Will actually make you orgasm when he’s eating you out or sucking you off so he can bank off the sensitivity you’ll have for the main event. Don’t worry, he can take the pain away.
💋 Loves fucking with a huge mirror in the room, and regardless on who’s bottoming, he’ll enjoy your debauched face or his in the reflection. No looking away now~!
💋 If you’re topping, be sure to tell him how beautiful he is, and how perfect he feels. He’ll preen into your hands especially if he’s grown disheveled from everything. Even if you forget because of how wonderful it feels, Asmo is likely to find it in your expression anyway.
💋 Your being human meant that you’d be wrung out faster than Asmo, but he always did find great joy in being able to wash you down. His tub is constantly ready for a bath, and he made sure to scent it with oils he knows you like.
💋 Aftercare often involves a quiet trade of soft kisses while Asmo digs his fingers in your scalp, plus a few more on the exposed part of your torso above the waterline. When you do the same for him, it brings about this happy, giddy little smile on his face.
💋 Silk pajamas only so it’s gentle on your skin and you can both get cozy— after you change the sheets of course.
Beelzebub
🌅 Sleeper agent #1, because you were absolutely certain that Beel would be a big vanilla baby until he pinned you.
🌅 Beel wasn’t the kind to seek out hookups, but he sometimes accepted the offers. Sometimes being the pillar of the family got to him, plus mourning Lilith, he simply needed some distractions, though most of the time he will keep to himself and cope by eating or spending time with family.
🌅 When his being a Ruler was made known to the Devildom, this did attract both good and bad attention. Some of Beel’s hookups were people trying to get a leverage and well… He can eat anything after all.
🌅 Beel never really cared for labels, but he felt genuine attraction when you came along. Satan told him he might be demisexual as well, but Beel said “I’m attracted to (Y/N) only..”
🌅 Beel was fully aware of his physique and his size down there, so he made sure to be extra gentle when you two started to get intimate. Sometimes he was so hesitant that you figured, he thought he was going to break you if he so much as breathed.
🌅 He’d pause every few minutes just to check that you were still good, even though the most he was doing was kiss you with tongue and run his palms on your calves. You told him about safe words and he kept it in mind from there on out.
🌅 Beel put his hands on your stomach and it dawned upon him how little you were compared to him, and… something about that really allured him. Like he’d only need to do so little to take you the and there, make sure you weren’t so shy about wanting to feel good.
🌅 Honestly he was confused by the idea of suckling on your nipples and kept doing so while looking unsure.. Until you offered to put cream on it and he started sucking and licking like he just finished a bowl of ice cream and wanted to clean the edges.
🌅 Oh so sex and food can go together? That was definitely a rabbit hole he was going to fling himself into.
🌅 Womb mark necessary because Beel is the exception to the “big body, small dick” rule. His dick was literally bulging through your abdomen.
🌅 Beel became a massive fan of lifting you up and fucking you, or simply caging you with his arms and he enjoyed how much you wriggled in his grasp when the pleasure kept hitting. He was always a firm believer in people’s potential, and how much you could take him fell under that.
🌅 He grew to love positions like the full nelson or pressing you against the wall to fuck you, especially in the shower or the shower rooms after Fangol practices and matches.
🌅 This entirely depends on whether you’d be into it or not, but he’s in favor of the idea of a threesome with Belphie.
🌅 Beel being Beel, he saw your hole stuffed full and his immediate thought was how it resembled a cream filled donut. You kept calling to him only for him to hunker down and get between your legs.
🌅 He ultimately didn’t even care that he wasn’t hit by the sweetness of the pastry, and him fervently mouthing at your core had you gripping on your pillow for dear life. You had the wherewithal to let him keep going though but he was sheepish and apologetic afterwards.
🌅 That incident did also teach you that Beel gets riled up during oral the more you gripped at his hair or pulled him by the horn.
🌅 Beel remains dutiful especially in aftercare considering you‘re always practically a limb noodle when you both finish. He always has electrolytes and fruit ready for you, and always insists to change the sheets while you catch your breath.
🌅 He’s a massive teddy bear with all the cuddles to give, and he always lets you know he loves you and is always grateful for any chance to be intimate with you.
Belphegor
🌌Sleeper agent #2 AND freak #3 in the family, do NOT fall for the soft cutiepatootie thing he has going on (twice)
🌌 Just like Beel, he never sought out hookups but didn’t refuse when offered— sometimes. He was mostly bored, plus also grieving Lilith, and wanted to see if anybody could make things interesting for him, or if they were the type he could mess with.
🌌 You got the stink-eye from some denizens when word came out that you were dating because apparently “Belphegor is hard to please.” To him, if people had the gall to invite him for a night then they should have the skills to show him it was worth it. He had a penchant for egging them on and even sleeping if the whole thing got boring.
🌌 His hookups only slowed because he legit hated the beddings at other people’s places. He also killed someone when they came all over his cow-patterned pillowcase and he had to get Lucifer to buy a new one.
🌌 You were worried that he’d sleep through sex and considered a somnophiliac route, only for Belphie to be wide awake all night.
🌌 Depending on your level of shared freakiness, you’ll overwrite memories of Lesson 16 by choking kink (obviously the nonlethal type). Belphie was IMMENSELY concerned at first but the haziness while you rode him added the kink to his list immediately.
🌌 The originator of a threesome with Beel but IF AND ONLY IF you were cool with it.
🌌 If he isn’t a brat, he’s a tease. He’ll start with an offer of massaging you and presses his hands on all the right places, but always moves away just before the idea could fully form in your head. He stopped being slick about it when he’d brush your pelvis with his fingers and offer you a shiteating grin.
🌌Purposely makes his strokes languid and slow to tease and appear lazy, but you know the way he’s prodding at your insides is too methodical. He’s drawing it out and you know it well.
🌌Belphie builds up impatience to get you to complain, which becomes the ample time for him to bring out his tail and whip your chest with it. He’ll remind you he doesn’t like being rushed while smiling like a little shit.
🌌 Belphie loves positions that keep you both close, he once said it’s like snuggling during sex and it’s more efficient for him to piston into you. Gravity helps, he also said.
🌌King of Somnophilia; he gave you full permission to do whatever if you happened to be horny while he’s asleep. If it’s the other way around, he gets comfortable inside you and uses his manipulation of dreams.
🌌 This he deemed as the safest way to bring you to cloud 9 to a demonic level without physically hurting you or exhausting you given your human limits. When you’re both in the Dreamscape, it feels like you could go without ever stopping.
🌌 It’s not any less pleasurable however, you wake up fully rested but the cleanup between both your legs tends to be a hassle.
🌌Aftercare with Belphie tends to be both of you trying not to fall asleep in the bath, and giggling when you notice the other nod off. It’s a teamwork of you two trying to keep each other awake, washing each other down and soft kisses in between for good measure.
🌌 He always makes sure to smooth over the redder parts of your skin and pulls through one more time just to craft a dream that would be pleasant and nonsexual for both of you.
mammon gets so excited whenever you have sex because he gets to show you how much he cares you in the rawest form of love! He’s so gentle with you, careful not to squeeze you too hard or bite too deep, even though it feels so good to be this close to you, with your hot skin against his. The sound of your voice in his ears makes his head dizzy and his heart pound loudly, his entire body on fire from the faintest brush of your fingers across his chest.
Obey me! Sinner’s choice: Lucifer
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