My name is Nelle, and I’m a 25 y/o writer, mostly for Obey Me. I’m genderfluid and I’m okay with he/she/they.
I haven’t publicly posted my works since my Wattpad days as a queer shitlet, so I’m still figuring Tumblr stuff out. Getting there, little by little, though! I just recovered from burnout, I don’t have a request box for one-shots but I take requests for HCs!
This account is mostly for Obey Me, though I occasionally reblog some things from Genshin Impact and whatever I may chance upon the timeline.
Satan RP Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/satansnekonook
Fic tag: #renegades writes
Masterlist
Oneshots:
Lucifer | Featherlight Touches
Lucifer is at a vulnerable time of his life, the feathers of his wings are falling and changing with the seasons. The proudest birds will get by on their own, though some help from their mates make it all the easier.
Satan | Melancholic Anomaly
Satan wades into what he would come to realize as the asexual spectrum, though the long road leading him there has been fraught with confusion and loneliness.
Mammon | The First Time
From assigned caretaker, to pact-mate, to soulmate, Mammon finds that the best kind of high comes from staying on earth and walking alongside the human exchange student.
Leviathan | Timeless Tranquility
Too much of a good time was still too much, and so Leviathan is determined to take this chance to step up for their overstimulated partner.
The demon brothers have showed, on more than one occasion, how jealous they can be. But given their prestige as the Seven Rulers, you’re reminded that even you have opps.
Headcanons
Sexual Histories: Demon Brothers | TriWorlds
(MDNI) Contains snippets of the sexual escapades of the gang in their earlier days, and how their debauchery shaped itself after meeting you.
Demon Brothers React to: Their Human World Media Counterparts
Another unordinary day that’s baptized by you, the human, showing the demon brothers the things your fellow humans made of them in various shows, games, etc.
General HCs
Contains a mix of fluff, angst, and demon-on-demon violence.
The RAD Gang Goes: Traveling for Summer
The RAD Gang Goes: Traveling for Summer 2
May or may not give insight to traveling in Southeast Asia considering that’s where I’m from. Summer shenanigans and bad codenames all around.
Sheep Borrow and Burrow!
What happens when the brothers wear something cozy and large enough for their partner to burrow into?
SoloTan Headcanons
The fruit of my labor involving a homosexual travesty in the Obey Me roleplay community— that I created. Hehe.
༺✧Summary: There's always something that can go wrong. Especially when you work with magic, and you mistake ingredients. And that happened to turn you into a rat.
༺✧Words: 3.3k
༺✧A/N: What happens in that fic is just so crack I can't even describe it enough. Sorry about grammar and other mistakes! For @kaytheberry
Yeah, it was me. The picture you can see above - it is me. And the person who's standing in front of me? Barbatos.
You can probably ask why I said “person in front of me” instead of “rat in front of me”. That's because I am this rat.
A funny story happened, and because of that I ended the rodent form, and specifically - one that a certain butler absolutely hates. What happened? Let me tell you this story, of some witty sorcerer who lived for thousands of years but still can make a mistake in preparing a potion.
Did you ever heard about headache potions? Probably not, because in human world they're called meds. Nothing to add. Yet in Devildom, I needed special treatment just because I said that my head is starting to hurt, because of the noise in the House of Lamentation. They were just screaming since morning, causing my head to give up. Even if walls here are pretty thick, no one stopped explosions and yelling from coming straight to my ears. And the funniest thing? They suddenly stopped fighting in the moment I went downstairs to ask someone for pills. Asmo? Not near. Probably sitting in his room, offended by others. Levi? Not talking with anyone. Beel? Getting scolded and also trying to help them calm down. And there, main war between Lucifer, Mammon, Satan and Belphie. But they all looked at me at the moment I stepped in. None of them were able to actually help me. Why there's no actual medicine I would take as a human here?
Satan wanted to give me some tea. Belphie said that I should rest. Mammon… Mammon just said that I can come with him and he'll do something about it. Nah, not believing it since all I wanted is to get my head empty. The next moment I heard some of them was when Lucifer gave me an idea, even if that hurt his pride so bad.
“I think you should visit Solomon. I cannot help you prevent a headache.” There was literally dissatisfaction in his voice as he told me to walk to someone he doesn't want to trust.
And as always - fellow humans would help, right?
Not so quickly. Let's remember he is a human, but his lifestyle is already so different he got mixed with other lives. Plus, his magic experiments… but for now, he's probably the best option, right?
That was the worst thing I would ever tell myself!
Everything today would already tell me that this is a bad idea!
First of all, war in the House of Lamentation.
Second, there was a thunderstorm when I was walking to Purgatory Hall.
The third? Solomon wasn't even here when I walked in!
I should have called him beforehand, but getting away from the war zone was the best thing. Even if that meant walking in rain, with literal lightning hitting the ground around.
For the first time I was happy that I was splashed with water by someone riding by! But it wasn't a car, but a carriage.
As soon as the door opened, I wanted to climb in asap, seeing Mephistopheles looking at me up and down, with all clothes wet and dirty.
“You look like a rat.” He said, showing me to get in with a hand swing. Oh I was grateful inside… but him calling me a rat told me to walk by myself. Yet, knowing Mephisto, that's 100% his typical behavior. “Come in. I don't have a whole day.”
Once I rolled my eyes and got seated, the heated air inside actually started drying me. A little bit.
“Where are you headed?” He asked, looking elegantly like always. Of course everyone is elegant when they drive in a literal carriage in a thunderstorm, pulled by giant demonic horses who don't even get wet because of their own fire!
“Probably House of Lamentation.” I answered.
“It's the opposite direction. You can get out.”
Oh god… why is he so prickly today…
“I said probably, because I don't know! Maybe I'll go to RAD. At least there's a chance of Solomon being here.”
“Hmph. Solomon visited The Castle today. Lord invited him since he was told to prepare some kind of spells.”
“Ooh! Are you headed that way–”
“Yes. Sigh… I can drop you here. I hope you are invited.”
“...yeah! I am.”
“Highly doubt that but I don't care if you'll get kicked out by Barbatos.”
Yes… thank you so much Mephisto…. You're a great help…
Minutes later, horses stopped, and doors were opened. Without further chitchat I came out to welcome the literal waterfall from the dark clouds on my head.
Let this “adventure” be worth it at least.
I could laugh at Mephisto now, when Barbatos immediately let me in after seeing the sorry state that was in front of him. My clothes were quickly dried, but when it wasn't enough, it was replaced when the Butler took care of the wet ones. Tea and desserts were placed in front of me, because I am a guest. The smile of Diavolo welcomed me for a moment, but he was busy enough, so he couldn't stay with me longer.
I was here for something else anyways.
“I heard I can find Solomon here?” I asked when Barbatos walked by.
“Hm? Oh… yes he is here… is there anything you need?”
“I came out just to find him specifically. Just some… human things.”
“I can call him -”
“No need!” I said quickly before he walked away. “Can I ask where he is? I just have a small question.”
“...the alchemic room near the dungeon's entrance.”
That sounds like he's doing some black magic that would kill everything around here…
“Okay, I'll be quick. Thank you for the tea.” I said, and moved to continue my journey for headache pills I would need later.
But as I walked I realized that I may not need them anyway since right now my head is not going crazy.
I didn't know that this would end with the craziest day here. And in Devildom, everything is crazy.
The corridors started getting darker and darker with each turn. To the point where the red rug ended. In its stead, there was a stone brick floor, emitting cold when looking at it. Shouting that this is part of the castle you don't want to enter by yourself.
And yes, that was correct. As soon as I stepped in, light flashed my eyes, making me wobble. And some people are complaining about flashbangs?!
“Solomon?” I lurked around, looking into open rooms just to find him. Leaning over to the doorframe, my soul almost left my body as this sorcerer casually leaned over with a smile at the same moment, appearing in front of my face.
“You called?”
That stupid little smirk when my heart is about to explode… What is wrong with people today?
“Why would you do that?!” I asked, holding my hand on my chest.
“I just wanted to meet you in the middle?”
Right now, I thought I would need something that would help with a heart attack rather than just a mere headache.
He went inside the room, and I walked behind. Looking around at a not specially appealing room, with various pots, jars, or living plants that looked like they would kill you themselves. Floating ingredients for potions, books, scrolls and other things just being here. Some body parts of things I don't even want to know. And yeah, everything that you would find in a witch's house! But instead of witch we have Solomon.
I took some time to explain why I am here, and he just nodded, accepting every information. Saying that it can be a quick break he needs to clear his mind during his actual work.
Without further talking, he took a small pot and started gathering ingredients. Once he came out and came back with spices from the kitchen. Barbatos probably would be furious. These were human world herbs too?
It was kind of silly, watching this great sorcerer cook soup for me. Pouring things inside with his magic when he did something else. And the end of that? It was catastrophic. He took a jar of something that looked like thyme. I thought that looked weird, even for a cooking herb. But he knows better, right?
“Here you go. You can drink it now and your head won't bother you today at all.” He said with a soft smile, blowing on the big spoon before placing it in front of your lips, waiting for you to drink it. It smelled like medicine. It looked like radioactive acid. Tasted like medicine. “I'll pack you the rest, so you can drink it when you feel sick– huh?”
“What?”
“No, I just–.” He looked worried, and quickly checked the jar he took before. “Uhm…”
“What?!” I screamed, but my voice was very high this time. “WHAT'S GOING ON?! SOLOMON -”
“Don't panic -”
“What's happening?!” Of course I panicked. My body started getting smaller and smaller. My voice pitched. Clothes sliding off. And my hands were growing claws. Small claws. “Solo - squeak!”
“...”
“Squeak! Squeaaaak!” I jumped on the chair I was sitting on. I stood up. I knew I was calling his name, but he just looked down, his lips twitching like he was amused.
“Oh my…” he just said. “Looks like I used rat plant instead of thyme again… I should be more careful next time…”
RAT PLANT?! I was sure I'd kill him as soon as I came back to my original size.
“Well, at least you're small and fluffy for some time now?” He smiled, picking me up with one hand, not just holding me. He started petting my head! I wiggled a lot, then felt something was really wrong. And that was, a tail on my butt.
“SQUEEEK?!”
“Shh, don't worry. You're just a cute little rat for a day.”
“A RAT?! DID YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!” I yelled at him, but everything he heard was the squeaking of a small creature in his hands.
“Don't worry, it'll revert soon. I can't give you another potion since this body is… not in great size to drink potent potions so…”
“I'll kill you even if I have to use these small paws to strangle you!”
“Don't squeak at me so much. You look so adorable! Even if you're probably cursing right now.” He booped my nose with finger before nuzzling his cheek into my belly. “So fluffy!”
“Come closer and I'll bite your nose off!” I screamed when he pulled away and placed me on the table.
Still, everything he heard was just crazy squeaking.
“Hmm… hold on. I think they had that spell that makes you understand animals somewhere. Wait here, I'll find it in the library. Do you want some cheese?”
“When I end with you you'll have cheese in your–.”
“Okay okay! Don't need to squeak at me so aggressively! I'll be right back!” He said just before I could finish.
I sighed, sitting down. I looked at the empty jar in front of me. Mephisto was right. I do look like a rat…
And that was a very well fed rat. Because what do you mean I'm so fluffy?! My fur matched the exact color of my hair. My clothes are gone… so I'm just walking naked? Since he said it won't be permanent, would it be okay then to stay here?
But this room… it was more scary like that… for such a small creature, it was like a whole castle. So how big would the dining room be? If I'm a normal rat, how big is everything?!
*Creak*
Were there noises like that always?
*Creeeaaak*
It's creepy, being a rat and finally hearing it…
*Screeeee*
What the –
I looked up, seeing spiders crawling around. But these are just spiders?
Then I turned around to see fangs right next to my tail.
“WHAT THE?!”
The room was filled with loud squeaks as I screamed, seeing plants reaching towards me, trying to eat me. It's vines moving around, thorns growing.
It… it wanted to eat… and there were rats in its diet…
So that was the first time I actually decided to flee even before something happened.
Jumping onto the pot, then the chair. And then doing a giant jump to be on the floor. I don't know how to use a rat 's body!
So I ran away from the room, walking on back paws only.
I didn't know how comical it looked - for me it was a fight for survival!
Even if the plant was left behind, I still ran, until my paws gave out. And I got responses to my thoughts. The rat’s world… is truly giant…
“MC! I'm back. Got you some fruit and water to help potion wash away quicke– oh no…”
That was the only thing Solomon said when seeing that in this room, there's no rodents. After checking that plant didn't eat me, he was even more concerned.
He pulled out his phone, trying to reach at least one of the brothers. And the best option was Lucifer, who would scout his brothers quickly.
“What?”
“You know that MC came to me, right?”
“Yes. So what?”
“So they're a rat.”
“What?”
“Rat”
“...”
“And they are gone from an alchemic workshop. In the castle.”
“How are they GONE? What did you do–”
“So yeaaah, I need help to find them before Barbatos does.”
That would be fabulous if I was the one hearing that from him. Because what I was living through was hell.
Humans would tell me I'm stupid, to run to demons with happiness.
Rats would close their eyes. Because right now I'm the rat, and the demon in front of me is not even happy to see me!
I just saw the legs of the person and ran straight to them, screaming. When I saw Barbatos, I was so happy to see him. I'm saved! I won't be a rat anymore!
Wait…
“How that filthy thing found its way inside the castle…”
I stopped running, stopped talking and even screaming his name.
Because I saw his eyes. And remembered that what this man hates, was rats!
And that's how I ended here. Looking at the demon in front of me. In the form of a fluffy, small rat who just wants to come back into my own human form.
Because being erased from existence!
So just like before, I ran for my life, using only my hind legs. Hearing stomping behind me. Knowing that this man is not in a hurry to take care of me. He knew I couldn't hide!
So I just moved my tiny paws, hoping that I won't die under a broom.
That's when hope came. Because as I was running in that weird position, I passed one corridor, hearing someone screaming right next to me.
I decided to look back, and see Asmo who jumped away seeing me running like an alien.
“Oh my god that gives me heebie-jeebies! Lucifer help!” He screamed, but I didn't care about it, because I was running for my life. And seeing Asmodeus here made me feel hope. So I ran at him, jumping at his chest to feel safe.
He screamed, yelled at the whole castle, pushing me down with tears in his eyes. And he ran away as fast as he came.
But… who would I be if I didn't follow him? If he's here, that means that others are here too! Did Solomon contact them?!
How weird it must look, to see a rat running on two legs behind a demon with tears flowing down his cheeks? Because Leviathan scowled seeing us passing him. More importantly - he shrieked at the picture of a rat - me.
I knew I couldn't get to Asmo in time, so I changed my way to Leviathan. Squeaking and crying inside. Just wanting to be safe.
As expected, he started running away. But I wasn't laughing at all. I was desperate because I could die at any moment!
“Oi, why are you running – ooi!” Mammon complained as Levi ran behind him to hide. And I… I just ran straight at them, jumping at Mammon with my little eyes begging. “EEEEEK?! A RAT?! A RAT IS ATTACKING ME?!”
“Mammon I think it's feral! Run!” Asmo shouted behind Barbatos.
“Please try being calm. I'll take care of that.” Butler said calmly, glaring at me.
“Squeak!” I said no. I then tried to call them, cry to them. But ran away as soon as I saw Barbatos holding a broom.
With my small hind legs hurting from running around, I just tried to find anyone! At least Solomon! He knows it's me!
“MC!” I heard people call my name. Of course I ran there as quickly as possible.
I wanted to scream that I'm here, but all that came out we're squeaks.
Finally, I used my front paws, jumping around.
Seeing someone, I just darted towards them. Thankfully,this time they didn't scream at me!
I crawled under his leg, climbing on his pants up. It was Beel!
He was surprised, but he didn't throw me. He just catched me, a small tired rat in his hands and held me up, looking at me.
“Beelzebub, could you please give me that rat? I shall utilize it before it steals from the royal pantry.”
“Pantry…?” Beel said, like it was the only word he heard.
“Please Beel nooo!” I yelled, but again, they didn't understand.
“That's! Huff… that's MC! Oh my god I ran here straight from the dungeons…” Solomon wheezed as he held the wall. “Don't do anything to that rat!”
“That's MC?” Beel asked, putting me closer to his face. I sat in his palm, moving my small paws at him. He smiled, giving me candy he had in his pocket. “Haha… cute.”
“Cute? Rat? And… would you be so kind as to explain, Solomon?” Barbatos said darkly.
“That… was an accident.” He laughed.
“He used cursed rat herbs. Instead of thyme.” Lucifer said, coming from behind the Sorcerer with Satan.
“Haha… it's kind of a funny story, right?”
Then he saw a rat glaring at him and stopped talking.
“...come on, I'll fix you.” Lucifer sighed, pulling out his hand, so I could walk in. “If it was normal potion, we would need to wait for it to work out. It was a potion made with a curse. I can at least try to lift it.”
Now Barbatos wasn't angry at all. He just… stood here and watched the situation. And better - he glared at Solomon just like me.
Within a few moments spells started flying around me, and my rat body started growing. Lucifer placed me down on the floor so I won't get hurt, and everything started reverting.
I was left sitting on the red rug, looking at my hands, feeling finally free.
Looking up, I saw them all observing me very much. Oh no, did something not happen? Am I still a half rat?
“Squeak? Ah…” I mumbled, hearing that instead of talking I still squeaked. But it came away after a second.
I again looked up, still seeing that they all looked at me without blinking even once. Barbatos turned to the side, Solomon smirked weirdly. Asmo smiled with a small blush. Mammon, Satan, Levi and Beel blushed. Belphie, who was sleeping in the corner, woke up to look. Lucifer put his hand on his face, but I could see his mouth twitching to smirk.
“Hey, what's going on?” I asked, suddenly looking down before I stayed screaming.
Yeah… I forgot that as a rat I slipped out of my clothes… they're left in the room…
I was kneeling here, naked.
“Aaaaaaah! Go away! Turn around! Move, give me something to wear!!!” I screamed, covering what I could.
“What's going on?!’ The door opened, showing a panicking Diavolo who heard shouting.
“GO AWAAAAY!”
༺✧A/N: I swear I didn't take anything or drank anything.
MC be like: (yes I know the second one is hamster)
Omg hi sorry if I yap this is my first time requesting but can you do the obey me brothers and phone sex headcannonssss, like where MC is back in her realm, and they are in devildom
“Don’t underestimate my ability to torture you through the phone, little one.”
Truthfully, he could also just open up a portal and show up in your bedroom right now, but where’s the fun in that? He loves hearing your whimpers, the heavy breathing through the phone as you undoubtedly pleasure yourself. His voice is deep, low, melodic and you swear you can hear the smirk in it with every inch of dirty talk that reaches you. Lucifer’s also rock hard, but he’s ignoring his raging boner in favor of you, in favor of coaxing more sweet sounds out of you, all while finding a way to bring you close to the edge and pulling you right back. How can he edge you through a phone when it’s your own fingers playing with yourself?
Mammon
“Yer killin’ me, babe. C’mon… come back here, I need ya.”
It started out as sexting. Emojis send, suggestive pictures coming through, but the moment you send a full on nude? His pants were off and his free hand was holding the phone to his ear. He could practically feel you wrapped around him the moment you moaned right into his ear and he was so, so close to cumming right then and there. He wanted to be the sexy, filthy boyfriend so badly but he honestly ended up begging you, which is also pretty damn hot if we’re being honest. His frustrated groans, his desperate begging… yeah, you could get used to phone sex.
Leviathan
“(Y/N)... I-I’m too close…!”
He doesn’t know how he ended up here. It’s not phone sex, per se, it’s live stream sex and although it’s just you and him in the live stream, somehow the two of you are naked and watching each other, while also watching hentai. Granted, whatever is happening on the video is not important anymore, because you’re giving him the perfect view of your naked body and he’s cum twice in the past five minutes. His chest, abdomen and hand are covered in semen, his tail is teasing his own hole and he’s so sweaty and flushed, you’re debating on screenshotting and framing the picture. You’re off no better, though.
Satan
“That’s it… imagine my hands trailing your sides, my teeth grazing the sensitive skin on your neck, right over your pulse point…”
An exhale right into the phone and you can practically feel his hot breath on your neck, making you squirm. Satan’s face is flushed, eyes clouded with lust and a rock hard cock fisted in his hand. He has half a mind to find a spell that conjures up an image of you, but honestly the way you’re moaning his name through the phone is enough to plant the image right in front of his eyes. Your brows are furrowed, your mouth agape, your hole clenching around nothing, wishing it were him and not your own fingers.
Asmodeus
“Oh, love… please moan my name again,... and then, focus on my voice. Let’s cum together.”
Asmo has a way of making you feel phantom touches all over your body. His voice is low and seductive all while he throws a high pitched moan or deep growl into the phone to keep you riled up and knowing you have the same effect on him as he does on you. His hand is stroking up and down his shaft slowly. He has cum, but he is making damn sure you’re giving him your fifth, sixth, tenth orgasm before he’s even thinking about cumming a second time himself. One more, (Y/N), and he’ll be there right with you.
Beelzebub
“I know you’re squirming, MC, and it’s driving me wild. I’m thrusting into my hand but we both know that's not going to do much.”
Beel is obsessed with you and has figured out rather quickly that, if you’re not there to give it to him, he cannot cum. He’ll torture himself by helping you cum through phone sex. He’ll grunt and growl in both frustration and undeniable arousal that will leave him with blue balls for weeks before he sees you next, all while knowing you’ll love the seemingly endless load he’ll blow the moment he’s wrapped inside your tight heat again. Beel is a dirty talking pro, which has shocked you the first time the two of you had phone sex. It shocked you so hard, that it took exactly 15 seconds into the phone call before you came and he’ll never forget the sound you made in that moment.
Belphegor
“Come on, give me one more moan and maybe I’ll slip into your dreams tonight and make your fantasies come true.”
Belphie is lazily caressing his own length with his tail while he listens to you get off. The feather light brushes of his tail’s hairy end send shivers up his spine and keep his cock hard and leaking pre cum. He’s not sure why he’s torturing himself alongside you but god, if it doesn’t get him riled up. He’s coaxing every little fantasy out of you, making you describe in detail where and how you want his cock, his mouth, his hands… all while making mental notes and giving you ideas of how he’s going to manipulate your dreams tonight. It’ll almost be like he’s really there and when you wake up the next morning, with your hole gaping and a wetness between your legs, you have to wonder if maybe he really was there.
fav thing about obey me is that the characters love you regardless of whether you romance them or not. like you are special to them always.
lucifer still lets you chill in his office and listen to classical records with him while he does paperwork. he still makes smug ass comments that will end up with you cursing him out and him laughing about it. he still makes sure that you’re keeping up with everything well enough, that it’s not overwhelming you. he still confides in you about his fears and worries about himself and his brothers. he still looks out for you and checks in your make sure you’re doing alright in RAD.
mammon is still your dumbass best friend who takes you out the casino because he swears you’re the luckiest person he’s ever met. he still whines and complains about stupid shit to you like getting scammed or getting in trouble for another one of his schemes. he still holes up for movie nights in your room every night there’s no work to be done the next day. he still holds pride in the fact that he was the first demon to see how amazing you are and make a pact about it. (don’t bring up how that pact came to be for your own sake. he still sulks like a madman!!)
leviathan still watches shows and plays games with you. he still farms on your accounts for you so you can pull for that one character you really like. he still stays holed up in his room with you counting the clock to midnight, preparing for the next merch drop with plans to clear out the whole shop. he still trusts you with his insecurities and vulnerabilities, enough to be sincere and genuine in his excitement when talking to you. he still opens up to you because you will always be his Henry no matter what.
satan still takes you to cat cafes and holds a two person book club with you. he still helps you study when you need it and even when you don’t. he still barges into your room to bitch about his latest annoyance. he still trusts you with the parts of himself that he still isn’t sure is really him or maybe a remnant of his brother left inside him by mistake. still makes sure not to let anyone disrespect you in class, because if they do they only have three seconds to run.
asmodeus still drags you to his self care nights. slathers a face mask on you and shares the latest gossip and drama. still buys you pretty things that he thought would look nice on you, or reminded him of you. he still makes sure no one’s talking behind your back, makes sure that you’re doing okay. he’s still comfortable enough to vegetate with you, and let down all pretenses and masks; you are always going to be someone he is comfortable baring himself to. he’ll still freak out with you over stupid shit you’re excited about and he’ll still make sure you’re always good with yourself, kind to yourself.
beelzebub still takes you out to eat and clear out buffets with him weekly. he still invites you to his matches personally. he still gets excited when he sees you show up even though you’ve been attending his games consistently for years now. he still tells you about his brothers and his’ time in the celestial realm. he’ll still tell you about his sister and love you enough to feel comfortable to grieve in front of you. he still makes sure you’re always eating enough—he’s gotta make sure you’re taking care of yourself, yknow? he also still eats your leftovers even when you explicitly tell him not too. sorry. :(
belphegor still takes you to the planetarium when things are getting too much. he takes your nightmares away. makes sure you sleep well. he still drags you down for a nap whenever he feels like it. he still tells you about how he misses his sister, about how he misses his brothers sometimes even though they’re still here, just different. he still trusts you enough to admit that sometimes, he misses himself, and who he was before all this. and then after all that, he still flicks you on the nose and calls you annoying because before he is an avatar of sin he is the spoiled baby of the family, and he knows you’ll always be there to snark right back.
sorry it just. moves me. like you truly do become a part of these seven guys’ found family no matter what. even if you reject every single possible romance option they will still love you and protect you and look out for you and snap at you and annoy you and not even be sorry about it. because you are special to them!!! you will always be someone important to them!!!!
MC was the bravest person they knew— headstrong and calm under pressure. Someone who faced down Lucifer's wrath without a flinch. Someone who had the heart to forgive Belphegor despite everything that happened. A puny mortal who was plucked from their home without warning, yet survived, and even thrived, among demons like them.
So, when their scream echoed through the halls of the House of Lamentation, the brothers knew not what to do.
Mammon, MC's self- proclaimed first-guy, and the fastest among his brothers, arrived to their aid in a matter of milliseconds. His mind had jumped to the worst possibilities— MC was hurt, possibly crying.
What he had not expected was MC standing on their chair, a thick spell book clutched in their hands like a weapon, eyes anxiously scanning the floor near their bookshelf.
"ARE YA' OKAY?!"
"IT WENT UNDER THE SHELF!!!"
"...huh???"
And then, it crawled out, in all it's six-legged glory. It's giant brown body (undoubtedly disease ridden) dragged along the floor, presenting an ugly sight. It's antennae twitched, as though searching for it's next victim.
The terrified noise that MC let out confirmed that this creature had, indeed, been the cause of their distress.
Mammon didn't blame them. He wasn't a huge fan of roaches himself. Especially this giant, unsightly species that had seemingly had taken over the Devildom recently.
"GET RID OF IT PLEASE." MC pleaded from atop their vantage point. They looked close to tears.
Mammon had struck gold. This was the moment he would swoop in like a hero and kill the pest as if it were no big deal; and save MC from their distress. Would he get an 'Oh, Mammon! You're so brave!' in return? Or a hug where he goes 'there, there, MC, I dealt with it' while patting their back? Maybe— if he was truly lucky— a kiss? His brothers would all watch from a distance, green with envy, wishing they had been the one to arrive first. Oh, it gets him excited to even think about it!
Mammon stood up a little taller.
"Don't worry, MC! For the Great Mammon is here!" The Avatar of Greed puffed out his chest, and took a brave towards the pest. He took off one shoe, ready to strike it, when suddenly—
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH—"
—it started flying.
The next thing MC knew was that Mammon was standing right behind them on the chair, his hands latched onto their shoulders in a vice-grip while they both screamed.
The roach remained airborne for a few seconds, zig-zagging with no regard for logic, or personal boundaries. Finally, it landed on the side of the bookshelf. A deafening silence followed.
The duo remained frozen atop the chair, staring at the roach. The roach stared back, antennae twitching. The creature puffed out its wings occasionally, as if taunting them. Mammon's grip on MC's shoulder turned painful, but neither of them dared to get down from their safe spot.
MC was about to ask Mammon whether they should take this chance to run out of the room, when—
*SMACK*
A slipper came down from above with full force. The defeated adversary fell down to the floor on its back, limbs twitching pathetically as it took its final breaths.
Their saviour was none other than Beelzebub, who was holding a giant slipper in his hand. He examined the dead corpse for a few seconds, till he was absolutely certain that the enemy had been eliminated.
MC nearly burst into tears from relief. But, unfortunately, before they could properly thank him, a series of snorts and barely-contained giggles coming from the doorway cut them off.
Yes, the brothers had all been silently watching the chaos unfold, until Beelzebub took pity on them. And judging by the delighted looks on their faces, "The Great Roach Incident" would be talked about in the House of Lamentation for the rest of eternity.
do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets
her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.
remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.
The Brothers' Reactions to a Couple Photoshoot MC/You Had in College
Context: Whilst showing the brothers your old high school photos from years ago, you swiped upon a photo with you and an old classmate, being a little too close for their liking. You tried to explain that it was merely for na event since you were chosen as the muse/escort for it, but by the time you scrolled past to avoid the incoming barrage of questions and drama, the brothers were already attacking you with their critiques, questions and comments.
The pose you were in was as follows:
Person A: Standing with their head resting on top of Person B's head, left arm wrapped around Person B's waist.
Person B: Standing while leaning their head and resting their hand on Person A's chest.
(Your choice as to which one you'll imagine yourself/the MC as <3)
Part 1: The Brothers
TW: Jealousy, slight possessiveness, implied poly though it's not explicitly stated
Lucifer🦚
While he isn't one to openly show his jealousy, especially in front of his brothers, he couldn't help the slight tightening of his knuckles against the armrest of his seat.
Pray tell, MC, was it necessary to be so... in contact with that other human?
He swears it's because he's only curious, and that he doesn't find the lack of distance necessary. Totally not because he's jealous, totes. No the armrest of the couch isn't tearing, what are you on about?
(Sure Lucifer, and Lilith's alive (⌐■-■))
His pride obviously prevents him from freely expressing his jealousy, however, he'll be sure to call you to his office later on.
He's angry that you managed to stir these types of feelings inside him, take responsibility, MC (read: Coddle him tonight, pls, his pride's a fragile thing).
Somewhere deep inside though, he could feel his pride swelling at the though that his beloved human was chosen to be a representative of their former class. Like, duh, that's his human, of course they'll be more than fit for the role.
"While I'm glad that you seemed to enjoy yourself in your youth, I have to say that it's unnecessarily... Intimate, for a mere school event. That being said, I seem to recall an event that RAD will hold in the near future, do come to my office later when you're free, MC."
Mammon🐦⬛
Oh now who the fuck is this rando that's with HIS human?!
Mammon doesn't care about the fact that that's for a school event, nobody, NOBODY should act all chummy with his human.
(He better zip his mouth shut, or at least lower his voice because Lucifer is at his wit's end here.)
Mams was never good at hiding his jealousy, try as he might, but acting uncaring doesn't really suit him. Then again, he's the Avatar of Greed for a reason, y'know?
If Lucifer expressed the slightest disdain at the physical closeness, Mammon was having a full on meltdown. Why would you even let them touch you?! You should've called for him, he would've saved you!
(Man's acting as if you even knew of each others' existence at the time)
Immediately, he's clinging on to your arm, as if trying to erase the memory of the other person's touch.
And hey... He's a model, y'know? Surely the two of you can come up with much better photos, ones that he can sell for a pretty Grimm (penny) too!
"Oi! Why was that human so close to you, huh?! Grr, that photo looks trashy anyways, 't would be much better is you shot one with The Great Mammon instead! Wah?! No, I ain't callin' you ugly! Far from it! O-Oi, I ain't calling you a pretty face either!"
Leviathan🐍
He wasn't really paying too much attention at first, only doing so when the topic of conversation shifted to you and your past.
That was when he saw the photo.
Eugh, why is his Player 2 so close to a normie?
It's times like this that makes it obvious why Levi is the Avatar of Envy, he is both annoyed that someone is so close to his Player 2, but his self-deprication also gets increased tenfold.
Of course you'd look so good next to that other person, seeing as how they're much more confident and extroverted than he, a yucky, introverted, and anxious mess of an otaku, is :(.
He doesn't really do anything but scoff and let out a muttered comment of "Normies..." under his breath, the time you'll catch him withering away in his jealousy is when you head on over to his room (either later on or the next day).
When you do visit, what you would see is Levi in his demon form, tail swishing from side to side in irritation as he unleashed attack after attack on the boss of the game he was currently playing.
He would be way too distracted to notice you at first, so might (read: will absolutely) accidentally jumpscare him.
"Gah! I didn't realize you were there, MC! Huh? I'm f-fine... No the picture didn't bother me much, actually, not at all! I know you wouldn't bother with a yucky otaku like me anyways— E-Eh? It didn't mean anything? Really?"
Satan🦄
Satan won't say much, however, if you listened closely enough, you could hear the leather cover of the book he was reading creak from how tightly he was holding it.
While Satan is the best at regulating his emotions due to his everyday experience with his sin, it doesn't mean that he can suppress everything.
For real though, if looks could kill, your phone would've been reduced to smithereens. No, he's not chanting a spell to track down the other person you were with, what are you talking about?
I mean, if you were gonna be paired up with that other person, the least others could've done was to ensure that you and your partner had actual chemistry. It's like seeing the cover of a cliché romance book.
And yes, he knows that it was merely your responsibility as the chosen representative, but that doesn't make the sting of envy and wrath any lighter.
After a few minutes, he forced his gaze back down to his book, eyes reading the words without actually understanding them.
He pretends to be all composed and nonchalant in front of his brothers, however, he couldn't effectively hide the snarkiness in his voice.
"It's pitiful how they attempted to capture the chemistry between you and your... Partner. It's unbalanced, and the camera is visibly drawn to only you. No it's not a bad thing, it's quite literally the only thing that saved this photo."
Asmodeus🦂
He didn't even notice the other person at first tbh. Who can blame him? His MC is shining in that photo!
But when he did take notice of your fellow human, you swear you heard him let out a judgemental "hmm" that was enough to break the confidence of the most arrogant of humans, angels and demons alike.
Much like Mammon, Asmo immediately cling onto your side (though he might as well be sitting in your lap due to how much of your personal space he invaded), pouting in an exaggerated manner as he complained about the intensity of the lighting used.
Oh but your dear Asmo wouldn't allow such amateur mistakes to happen if you had a photoshoot with him!
So let's just forget about that person, yes? You have the literal Avatar of Lust, Asmodeus, former Jewel of the Heavens clinging onto your arm, willing to let you in on his skincare secrets and care for him in his hardest days, he's pretty sure you and him would look 100x better if you agreed to have a photoshoot of your own.
And he can make it waaaaay more... Intimate, y'know? Really showcase the closeness you have with each other (͡°‿ ͡°).
"My dear, MC, it's such a shame they couldn't fully capture your beauty! They made a mistake of partnering you up with a person that washes you out, you know? But I'm here to save that! Do come to my room later, yes? We could have our very own private photoshoot~"
Beelzebub🪰
Beel was initially paying attention to you and your stories, even commenting on some of them, though he mostly watched and smiled at your expressions.
But then he got preoccupied with the human word cheeseburger that he was eating, until his twin telepathy thing with Belphie alerted him to his twin brother's jealousy.
When he followed Belphie's gaze to your phone was when he saw the photo.
He let out that "hm" sound he unconsciously does when he's bothered by something, usually his hunger, but now it was because of that slight, unpleasant tug at his heart.
Though Beel, being the wholesome creature that he is, asked about what you were feeling first. Were you comfortable? Nobody forced you to do that, yes?
Once assured, that's when he pouts and sets his food down, leaning closer to your space.
He's glad you weren't unhappy, but part of him is also sad that somebody else, other than his family, is so close to you. He hates feeling jealous, especially since he trusts you so much, but he can't help it when you looked so relaxed with that other person, seemingly comfortable being in such close proximity with them.
"Who's that person with you, MC? Were you comfortable there? Well, I'm happy you are, but it makes me feel this ugly feeling inside seeing how close you are together. Can we eat together later so this feeling will stop, MC? You can come to me and Belphie's room."
Belphegor🐄
"Why in Diavolo's name is it suddenly so noisy?" Was Belphie's first thought when he peeked his left eye open, only to be blinded by your phone screen that displayed the unpleasant photo.
Hey, why is that disgusting human so close to you, eh? You know Belphie doesn't like to share ಠ ೧ ಠ (brat).
He was napping with his head on your lap, and though he looked like he could literally be anywhere else, he chose not to in favor of listening to your voice, letting that lull him to a peaceful slumber. Or what was supposed to be a peaceful slumber until Mammon woke him up by screaming so loud.
It's obvious that Belphie's upset, it's clear from the scowl (one that looked more like a pout than anything) on his face and the furrow on his brow.
Stupid humans, getting way too comfortable with his nap buddy.
Great, now he, Avatar of Sloth by the way, can't sleep because of how irritated he is.
(Don't make the mistake of mentioning the name of your partner, Belphie won't hesitate to give them nightmares for a whole ass century if he finds out).
MC, make it up to him by cuddling with him later, go to he and Beel's room as his twin suggested. It's only right after the emotional turmoil you put him through.
"Mammon, quit shouting will you? What are you even yelling for— Oh... Oh, so that's how it is. You're gonna let a random human get close to you? Photoshoot my ass... Make it up to me with cuddles for a week, m'kay? And yeah, whatever Beel said, go to our room later
(づ￣ ³￣)づ
AN: I hope you enjoyed this hc! It's my first writing, so there might be some mistakes, though I hope I captured the essence of the brothers well. Part 2 is a WIP as of now, so stay tuned!
