I like to think that reader banfrom a certain shop
And that store is definitely the one Hughie and Annie owns at the end of the show. Just imagine doctor strange!reader taunting them by just eating popcorn by the window.
just imagine if hughie finds out dr.strange! Reader can basically rewind time to prevent vought from happening and fix every shitty thing in the world, maybe probably save his dead girlfriend. But no.
He'd definitely react the same way Loki reacted when he found out the infinity stones were being used as paper weights. Hughie knows its pointless to argue with doctor strange!reader so he just let's it be.
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Damn it, I was to going to ask for dr strange oh well. This feels so corny but could you write a punk spider or Indian Spider-Man, I’ll let you choose.
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ THE BOYS X SPIDER-PUNK!READER
ᯓ★ season 5 spoilers, goofy shit, reader is gn!
BILLY BUTCHER
Surprisingly you guys get along like two buddies.
"Jesus!" He'd jump when he notices your silhouette jumping out of a vent. You guys were in the middle of a stealth mission and you thought to scare him by luring him close by making weird gurgling noises.
You laugh, satisfied with yourself while he holds his chest, fighting the urge to hit you right now.
"Can't ya use the door like a normal person?" He'd ask while you were hunched over, tears spilling out from laughter.
"What? Failed to catch the spider memo?" You'd knudge him playfully.
You guys drink a lot together. Lots of late night chats with opened bear cans and lit cigarettes.
Out of everybody in the crew, he finds you most reliable. Probably cause you guys share the same level of hatred towards the supe and the whole system they've set up.
When you go out with him outside of work, you just wear a hoodie with a mask to cover the lower half of your face. The most he sees is your eyes.
Don't be surprised if you guys get into bar fights together. Sometimes it's just him and you'd be cheering him on on the side.
Just imagine him getting knocked towards you and you giving him a friendly pat before shoving him back into the ring.
Never bothers to find out your identity but if the opportunity is presented, he'll take it.
But he'll only bring up your identity if it's during a rational scenario. Maybe one where you guys are arguing and in order for him to get you on board. He'll start spilling your whole past and twist it into some lesson to have you resonate with his plan.
Yeah it's fucked up but that's how he is.
HOMELANDER
Finds you annoying as shit especially with the way you mess around with him.
You always put graffiti on his billboards, hoping he'll see the pacifier and baby turban you had drawn on his movie promotion.
When he's trying to convince people to believe he was actually blessed by the angels to be God. You'd go around convincing people you were also God just to compete with him.
Funny enough you gained a larger number of following faster than he did.
Surprised at how you're strong enough to withstand his punches. But to be fair he's not exactly strong since he never really trains himself. So he gets so frustrated when he can't land a single mark of his lasers on you while you swing around effortlessly.
"Boreee" You'd say which made him bare his teeth in frustration.
Tried to sneak attack you once in the conference room but your spidey senses kicked in in time for you to dodge him completely.
You sneak into his church a lot to vandalise the place.
There was a time you somehow managed to throw a full on concert with your own followers and the mess left behind for him to find was unpleasant.
You modified his suit before to make it fit the theme of your rock style and he didn't hesitate to laser the supposed gift you gave him.
Finds you annoying like a pest in the house.
SOLDIER BOY
Thought you were some cheap knock off when he saw you.
Why the tight spandex? The boots?
You some kind of hippie or something?
Belittles you by calling you kid since he genuinely thinks that you're a child running around playing adult.
So imagine the surprise on his face when you're strong enough to lift a literal truck when it was hurled towards him.
Okay maybe you're not that much of a kid.
You poke fun of his patriotic image a lot since after all, his own people turned against him so you find it ironic.
Because of your stupid mouth, he initiates majority of the fights and you guys will usually fight until either one of you is worn out and you two just sit down, trying to catch your breath.
Cue you picking up a tiny rock to throw it at his head.
Apparently had his shield covered in your graffiti. Once with his suit when he had taken it off to sleep.
Is actually paranoid you might draw on his face next.
You're sent on missions with him so he's always turning around to see you already gone. Just for you to reappear later, completely soaked of blood with your hand holding the thing you guys were sent to look for.
You call him grandpa which he does not find funny one bit.
You're basically an annoying ass dog that keeps shitting on his lawn.
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Could you perhaps write The Boys x dr strange! Reader?
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ THE BOYS X DR. STRANGE!READER
ᯓ★ season 5 spoilers, goofy shit, angst (tiny bit), reader has god complex (biiig ego), reader is gn!
BILLY BUTCHER
You. Are. Singlehandedly the most powerful supe. More powerful than Homelander.
But you choose to spend your days eating popcorn and watching shows.
You are just doing this to spite him at this point.
"Oi, you done fuckin' watchin' 20 seasons of love island?" He'd ask, standing by the doorframe like an upset father.
"Let me guess, plan didn't work, soldier boy is immortal. You need my help tracking down V1" You said, not even bothering to look at him.
He stands there, bit startled you already said everything he was gonna say to you 10 times more sarcastically.
"Yea—" Before he could finish what he wanted to say, the room had shifted and you were both now at the corridor.
He bumps into the pushing tray, looking around in confusion as you approached Frenchie who literally jumped at your sudden presence.
He avoids you if possible because he knows you love to fuck with time just to mess with him.
You once joked about putting him in a time loop and he took that shit very seriously.
He hates how you had this much power over everyone.
Guess that's why you do whatever the want without a care in the world.
Has onced considered using the virus on you but then remembered you'd literally foresee it so he decides to make one less enemy today.
By the end of everything, before he leaves to the Vought tower, he'd stop by you who's sitting by a bench facing the pond.
"You've got one mo' fortune tellin' shit in ya?" He'd ask and you'd remain quiet before shrugging.
"Do what you have to. The pieces will all fall into place" You said and he scoffs.
Of course you'd be the last person he'd talk to before going off to a suicide mission....
But theeeen you'd summon his ghost just to spite him even in death.
Just imagine him standing there in his ghost form as you throw popcorn at him, watching it phase through his body like nothing.
Yeah he'd rather be burning in hell than this.
HUGHIE CAMPBELL
So you're like a magician or something?
The moment you tell him that you could literally destroy the universe itself. His world kind of shatters.
You could put an end to Homelander in your sleep if you wanted to but you choose not to because you're lazy?
As though the lives lost were nothing but just numbers.
He has a habit of watching you use your powers. The glow on your necklace shifting the atmosphere of the room each time.
You explained to him it was the eye of Agamotto but all he got was aglio olio.
So he thought it'd be funny to say the joke.
Cue his laugh dying down slowly when you just stared at him with a poker face.
"Right.." He'd say, catching the hint and excusing himself out the room.
Once called your cloak a cape and yelped when your cloak decided to whip at him, clearly taking offense in the name.
Is honestly just always on high alert with you because sometimes you're fun to talk to then majority of the times you're a dick getting the thrill out of toying with everyone.
But to be fair if he had your powers, he'd probably be the same.
Because in the end of the day you do do your part by saving people. You just happened to be gifted a special kind of charm.
SOLDIER BOY
Honestly has no idea how supes evolved from soldiers like him to a literal fucking magician.
Calls you names with gandalf and wizard of Oz being the top competitors.
His reaction to your powers is like how a super senior deals with a microwave.
He'd just sit there and watch you wave your hands around, opening a portal to a convenience store to hand him the can of beer he wanted since he wouldn't stop whining about how Hughie got the wrong one.
"What the fuck..." is what he says pretty much 90% of the time whenever you pull one of your tricks. The other 10% being "Holy shit"
Watches you like a literal hawk because he does not want you to pull a rabbit out of his ass. Like Butcher, you joked about it once but seeing how you've fought with certain people, he sees the joke more as a threat.
The image of you turning a literal person into a dove scared the shit out of him. More than you actually ripping someone in shreds.
Avoids you like how a dad avoids child support. But sometimes he can be very intrigued with your character.
"Why are you even doing this? You don't seem like the type to run around trying to kill Homelander" He'd ask as you hovered above the ground, studying whatever book you've gotten your hands on.
"Foods good" You'd simply answered and he'd give you that judgmental look before looking away in disbelief.
Is entirely convinced you were probably made from a secret supe program made back during his period. Because that would explain how you were enhanced in every ability you had.
HOMELANDER
Thinks that the scientists probably made you as the supe to contradict him. Your ego however being the thing that's stopping him from his doom.
Because no matter how much he fights you, you always overpower him.
There was this time where he tried to laser you or slam you into a wall but you'd just change reality according to your mind that he ended up giving up.
Cue him stomping on his feet like a kid being denied of cotton candy.
Tried asking Sister Sage to think of a way to get rid of you PERMANENTLY. He emphasised on that part a lot by the way.
Sister Sage didn't really give a fuck. She just came up with whatever stupid idea before leaving with the boys.
So imagine the betrayed look on his face when you were standing completely unfazed by whatever liquid he had thrown at you.
"Really?" You'd raise an eyebrow before flicking your wrist to dry your damp clothes.
By the time he reaches his own delusions of being God, he would try to recruit you to be part of his little crew.
Literally used bible metaphors to get you to follow but you just looked off into the TV to watch whatever movie was playing in the background.
You once rained his parade by using your powers to turn his bathtub of breast milk into yogurt.
He didn't appreciate it one bit.
Maybe its his daddy issues or abandonment issues that makes him desperately try to get you to like him.
"I'm offering you a seat to lead the Seven. Think about it, you, taking my place as the captain. Huh?" He'd say, smiling wide at you while the Deep was gawking at you.
"Jesus, you might as well put me in the beatles" You'd say and turn, stopping to give the Deep a disgusted look before walking away.
You know, people put quarters in the mothman statue in its butt cheeks for good luck
What 😧 how come nobody gave me money for the joy I brought into their lives I'll accept transactions through the rectum if your name is abby anderson 😜
One more request then requests will be closed because I'm one request away from reaching 20. I will die doing all the boys fics because holy shit there is so many
