isms.

collection of musings! most are for posts that have a deactivated / broken source. go nuts w reblogs.

[diabolicalhardcore]

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

[loveridden1999]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[mearchy]

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

[growling-suggestion]

wear your anger like a crown, wield your wrath as a sword, force them to bow at your feet

[pharrma-deactivated20150102]

“Sleep is for the weak,” i say. my hands are shaking. i can hear colors.   

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

there are a lot of people who need to shut up.  not me though

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

me: idgaf narrator: they did, in fact, gaf

[dragonagegenerator]

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

[valtsv]

fuck it *unhinges my jaw*

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[ofheavensfirea-deactivated20190]

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

[cheaphalloweencostume]

local man sees really cool sword in pawn shop window

“holy shit” he has said

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[valtsv]

what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳