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Deianeira 24 I'm not quite sure what i am anymore. Manager Brazzers signs my paystubs

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[punkrock-bottom]

The girlies reading this post

[daybebaby]

[monkeydlesbian]

i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

[daybebaby]

[omghotmemes]

Seriously tho

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by videodromes. original caption: shana tova from me and Jane prentiss!]

[daybebaby]

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[anarchocunt]

👀

[stellar-destruction]

Mutuals with benefits.

[android1000]

[yellowwperil]

obsessed w boobs . i’m like a 13 year old boy literally cannot stop thinking about tits . thanks for asking

[weonsinnombre]

[vstheworld]

nature is healing

[labelleizzy]

Little bit late for MerMay but here ya go!

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Dormant Predators

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[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

These are called Flip Door Locks and are available at Home Depot, Lowe’s or likely ACE Hardware.

[queenstravelingdarling]

The simple fact that things like these are necessary….I want off this planet.

[coffeeandspentbrass]

May I recommend all you ladies get a gun

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[daybebaby]

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[daybebaby]

Heard redheads do it better

[yearningyeehaw]

Im in the mood for "I want to be as deep as I can in you, so put your legs up and Ill pound away" type of sex 😗