Sawyer

Hey guys, I'm Sawyer. 23, ginger, lives in Phoenix. This blog is mostly fandom and shitpost. Enjoy.

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by videodromes. original caption: shana tova from me and Jane prentiss!]

[bowie-boy]

Hi I can’t do this today

[dearbisexual]

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

[wastefulreverie]

I'M AT WORK SO IDK IF ANYONE HAS POSTED THIS BUT LIL NAS X JUST SAID "CRUSH ON DANNY PHANTOM" I FUCKING CANT

[capt-cdanvers]

😂 how is this free????

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by freddie_powpow

original caption: The "One of us lies, the other tells the truth" riddle takes a turn]

[moonlitmorphos]

Look, I don’t make the rules but you’re legally required to watch this.

TikTok

[atomskdluffy]

The dude is having an existential crisis at the end and I UNDERSTAND

[heathercollinsmd]

Clark Kent is informed about Tim Drake (ft. a guest appearance by your favorite dead robin)

[business-as-usual-bats]

I am so tempted to get tiktok for this guy alone

[gotham-exclusive]

Honestly he’s the main reason I have TikTok now

[lgbtincomics]

Alan Scott in Infinite Frontier

[insomnova]

obi wan really died the second three skywalkers were within spitting distance of each other. he was all skywalker’d out. “sorry the maximum limit of this family’s bullshit has been reached. bye” iconic behavior

[milfmisspiggy]

why was this so sweet, what did he expect people to say, “no mr. brian may from the band queen, you do NOT have permission to play the sea shanty, put down the guitar and go back to the astrophysics” like,,,, what a silly goose

[thrallflower]

can’t stop laughing picturing a whole crew of old-timey sailors with their spyglasses and knee breeches and wildly inaccurate paper maps, just starting to get really into the shanty, and this guy just strolls upstairs from the hold absolutely WAILING on an electric guitar

[hypdom-deactivated20210221]

ALESTORM

[o-kurwa]

Reporter accidentally makes half court shot

[your-pal-crow]

[autisticexpression]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

How Capitalism Works

[nikniknikin]

Capitalists: Thanks to The All-Knowing Invisible Hand of the unfettered Free Market, everyone has an Equal Opportunity to invest in companies and earn profits from those investments. The best companies will be rewarded with more investors, which will increase their value while the investors profit!

Redditors: (invest in GameStop, then AMC, then Blackberry, crashing hedge funds that were betting on them to fail)

Capitalists: Not like that!

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

I’m crying this is High Art 

[knightwithakay]

[jackdaw-kraai]

This person knows what she’s about

[yesbothways]

This is one of the best tiktok’s I’ve ever seen. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 This is extremely important content <3

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[fuckheadwitha]

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck