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The Useless Duck Company’s new app-powered baby bottle robot. [full video]
THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTING IM SOBBING
BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“HERES YOUR FUCKING BOTTLE YOU WHINY FLESHBAG”
PLS I CANT BREATHE
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pairing: lin-manuel miranda x reader
request: i wanted this. no one asked for this. this was all me guys. slightly inspired by convos with @marquis-de-labaguette
summary: lin is in chicago for a bit, leaving reader dissatisfied at home. she enacts revenge via sexting
warnings: NSFW. alcohol, swearing, mentions of semi-public sex, sexting (wow duh), dominance/submission, worship, lin calling the reader ‘ma’am,’ dirty talk, hair pulling
word count: 3,437
a/n: title from ‘tonight’ by clippng (the only reference in this fic…be proud…) i’m going to hell anyway, why not buy an express ticket by writing porn about our lord and saviour lmm. ask me about sexting sometime. (lin if you find this do not read it i am so sorry please forgive me)
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Café con Leche (Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader)
this was requested awhile ago and I’m sorry I just now got around to it! hope you enjooooyy
Request: Hi! I love your imagines! Could I request a fluffy Lin x shy!reader? Any plot you want, thank you!!
Summary: Reader sees Lin at their favorite coffee shop, but is too shy to approach them. To their surprise, Lin approaches them instead.
Warnings: None?
“Y/N,” the barista called out, announcing that your drink was ready.
You stood from your cozy table in the corner of the shop to pick up your drink, leaving your book, Hamilton: The Revolution, on the table face down. After retrieving your drink and giving a slight smile of appreciation to the worker, you sat back down and continued to read the piece of art.
It had been months since the book revolving around your favorite musical was published and, at long last, you finally got your hands on a copy. You purchased it this morning and hadn’t put it down since, reading it on the subway, reading it as you waited for a crosswalk to grant you passage and lastly, reading it here at your favorite coffee shop. It was a tiny little place off Broadway that most people ignored seeing as there was a Starbucks no farther than a five minute walk away. You were grateful for it though, as it provided a quiet and comfortable environment to peacefully read.
Five pages later, you heard the ring of the bell that signalled a new customer had walked in. You briefly glanced up from your book then looked back down, only for your eyes to go up again in a rapid double take. Was that Lin-Manuel Miranda?
The big brown eyes, the short stature, and the bag bursting with papers should’ve been enough to confirm that that man was in fact the musical genius that is Lin-Manuel Miranda, but your mind couldn’t quite process it all. You realized you were staring and held up your book to cover your face, completely forgetting that said book was written by him. Should you approach him and ask for a picture? An autograph? No, you knew he was a busy man, what if this was the only break he got today and wanted to spend it alone? What if he just wanted some time to himself?
You sighed and slumped lower into your seat, still making sure your face was hidden behind your book. Knowing that you’d never muster the courage to actually go and speak to Lin, you decided to just leave him be. Maybe you’d sneak a picture of him after he sat to validate your story when you tell you friends all about it later, but that would be all.
Lin finished ordering his drink, then turned around to survey the shop for a place to sit when a certain book cover caught his eyes. He smiled to himself, immediately recognizing the book and deciding to say hello to the reader. He approached the table, cleared his throat and said, “Excuse me, is this seat taken?”
You froze when you heard his voice, instantly being able to recognize it. Slowly but surely, you began to lower the book and uncover your face, being met with the legend that is Lin-Manuel Miranda. You hadn’t a clue why he opted to sit across from you when there were plenty of other tables available, but you built up the strength to reply, “N-Nope.”
“Excellent,” he said, sitting down across from you. He removed his bag from his shoulder, placing it beside him as he spoke, “I couldn’t help but notice the wonderful piece of literature you’re reading.”
You could feel the heat rush to your cheeks in an instance. That’s why he came over. How could you have been so stupid to hide behind a book when it’s author was standing a few mere feet away? You ignored your idiocy for the moment and said, “Yeah, it’s uh, it’s pretty great.”
“Have you seen the show?” he asked, engaging in casual conversation much to your surprise.
It was incredibly hard for you to think of the correct words to say, your mind drawing a complete blank due to your inspiration sitting directly across from you. You softly replied, “No, I haven’t.”
“Why not?” Lin asked you in response.
You answered his question, slowly growing more comfortable and easing yourself into the conversation, “It’s impossible to find tickets, and even if I did I can’t afford them.”
“Well, that’s no good,” he told you before asking, “Whatcha doing tomorrow night?”
“What?” you asked, eyes wide and in complete shock.
Lin chuckled a bit and repeated, “Tomorrow night, what are you doing? There’s always a few no shows in the audience and I can put your name on a list as a standby, get you their seat.”
“What if there are no seats?” you asked him, still baffled that he’d suggest this.
He threw you a smile and told you, “Then I guess you’ll just have to stay backstage with us. You in?”
You eagerly nodded your head and exclaimed, “Yes! I mean uh– yeah, I’d like that.”
Lin’s smile grew at your reaction and he said, “Great! I’ll see you then, Y/N.”
“H-How did you know my name?”
“It’s written on your cup,” he smugly said, even daring to throw a wink your way.
Heat rushed to your cheeks again at his words, but thankfully you were saved from any further embarrassment as an employee called out, “Usnavi, your order is ready.”
“Usnavi?” you asked with a slight laugh.
“What? It reminds me that I came from miles away,”Lin said, laughing along with you.
You looked at him confused and asked, “Weren’t you born in New York?”
“Alright! It reminds me that my ancestors came from miles away. Geez, let a man live,” he joked, pulling out a sheet of paper from his bag as he laughed. He quickly scribbled something down on the page and folded it in half before standing to go retrieve his drink. When he got back to the booth, he grabbed his bag and placed the sheet on the table. He said, “This is for you. See ya tomorrow, Y/N.”
“Can’t wait,” You told him in complete honesty with a smile. He smiled right back at you before leaving the shop, the bell ringing behind him as the door shut.
You quickly grabbed the piece of paper he left behind, unfolding it and reading it over with the largest of smiles:
xxx-xxx-xxxx
just in case things go south tomorrow. can’t wait to see you again, it’s only a matter of time.
Lin x
What is Happiness?
Happiness is listening to the Hamilton soundtrack and relaxing to the sound of Lin’s voice. Happiness is looking at Anthony and Jasmine being so cute together Happiness is looking at Daveed shirtless Happiness is connecting with of Hamilton fans Happiness is reading Hamilton stories.
Happiness is anything Hamilton related
Still Hurting, Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader
Prompt: Reader was recently cheated on and has to go on as Eliza.
Words: 1000
Author’s Note: I’m getting into the swing of this writing regularly thing! I’ve missed it! I’ll be working a lot in the next few weeks so let’s hope I cans stick to it! Don’t forget to keep sending me prompts! Also, I totally got the title from The Last Five Years. Also, I drew inspiration from ‘You Matter to Me’ from Waitress!
Warnings: Mentions of cheating.
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Lin shot you a reassuring thumbs up from the wings as you took your queue, crossing the stage, lantern in hand.
Your face had a serious scowl that you felt had been there for weeks now - weeks since you had cut ties with the man you had put your faith into.
Tonight was the first night you were on as Eliza since it had happened. You knew Lin had been tip-toeing around the idea of you going on for Pippa, and it took a lot of reassurance to convince him you were fine.
And you thought you were.
Honestly, until this very moment you had forgotten about it, happily caught up in the whirlwind of the show. With a final glance at Lin, you realized that maybe you weren’t as fine as you thought you were.
“You published the letters she wrote you. You told the whole world how you brought this girl into our bed.” You spat, noticing most of the cast were squeezed into the tiny section of the wings where you could watch the show without being seen from the audience. You could only assume the rest were watching from the backstage monitors.
You could barely handle the look of guilt that flashed across Lin’s face as you directed the final line to the audience.
“I hope that you-” Your breath caught in your throat for a moment as you suppressed a sob, “-burn.” You forced the final word, standing tall stage right. You crossed slowly back offstage, leaving behind the smoking letters.
You avoided Lin’s worried eyes as you were dressed for your next scene. As people passed you to take their places they offered kind words - none of them knew just how close to home that song had hit.
You smiled in appreciation as you heard the end of ‘Blow Us All Away’.
Lin put as much support for you as he could into ‘It’s Quiet Uptown’, and he held your hand a little tighter than normal when your voice quivered on the final line.
You didn’t have much time together until the end of the show. After final bows, you locked yourself in Pippa’s dressing room and quickly dressed back into your street clothes. You found comfort on her couch, piled with hand knitted blankets that were just as warm as she is.
Three knocks sounded at the door, and you knew exactly who it was.
Forcing yourself from the couch, you prepared yourself for Lin’s sad eyes - something he had been giving you ever since he had coaxed the story of your cheating ex-boyfriend out of you.
You smiled when you saw him - you found yourself always smiling when you were with him. He didn’t ask any questions or really say much, he simply closed the door behind himself and led you back to the couch.
He tucked you close to his chest, looking straight ahead as your eyes began to water. He waited - patient. He focused on evening his breathing, allowing the smallest of smiles to grace his lips when you matched yours to the rise and fall of his chest.
You let out one long sigh, the finality of it took him by surprise. You pushed yourself into a sitting position, tucking your legs underneath you as you faced Lin.
“Why wouldn’t he just tell me he wasn’t happy?” You asked with a surprising amount of clarity. “I can work with unhappy. We could’ve broken up and he could’ve had what he wanted. Why did he have to take me down in the process?”
“I hate to tell you this.” Lin paused, trying to find the right words, “He was kind of a dick.”
You took this in for a moment before bursting into laughter. Lin followed your lead until both of your stomachs hurt. After a minute, it died down and you sighed.
“Yeah, you never did like him.” You mused, “You never like any of my boyfriends.”
“They’re not good enough for you.” He answered immediately. “No one is.”
“What about…Leonardo DiCaprio?”
“Nope.” He popped the end of the word, laughing as you giggled.
“Bruno Mars?”
“Ugh.” He rolled his eyes at the thought.
“What about you?”
“No-” His eyes shot to you when he realized what you had asked, “What?”
“Are you good enough for me, Lin?” You asked again.
“No.” He responded without hesitation. “At my very best, I am nothing in comparison to you.”
Your breath caught in your throat at the careful consideration he had put into this - as if he had thought about it before.
You held your hand out to him, and he quickly took it, linking your fingers together.
“Love you.” You muttered to him.
“Love you, too.” He pressed a kiss to your knuckles.
You suddenly realized the time and both decided it was time to head home if you wanted to be able to function for the next day’s show.
He walked the few blocks to your apartment building even though his was in the complete opposite direction.
“You’re on as Eliza again tomorrow.” He reminded you with a quirk of his eyebrow as you climbed the stairs to your building entrance.
“You’re on as Alex, that means we get to kiss again.” You teased, unlocking the door. He rolled his eyes, standing at the bottom on the steps, waiting for you to be safe in your building.
“Don’t act like you don’t like it.” He winked as he turned on his heel, adjusting the strap of his backpack, heading back in the direction in the theater.
“Hey!” You called from the door. He turned back, “I love you.” His face split into a grin.
“I love you too.” He answered casually.
“No, I mean that I’m in-”
“I know.” He assured you. “Me too.” Your shoulders sagged as an unbearable weight was suddenly lifted off.
He saluted you as he continued his trek back to his place, leaving you breathless on the front steps of your apartment building.
Best of Wives & Best of Women
Lin-Manuel x Reader
in which the workaholic writer seemingly neglects his love despite their pleadings; their relationship is put on the rocks and Lin is too oblivious to see.
words: 1,345
warnings: loneliness and sadness
Finally! here’s the lin fic I’ve been promising for weeks. Sorry for the wait and if its awful bahaha!
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You have two years Democrats, to fix this.
And guess what, you could have fixed this problem months ago by doing what everyone outside your party and corporately owned media outlets were telling you by not nominating Clinton.
You could have brought this election home with the FIRST JEWISH (AND REALLY NON-CHRISTIAN) NOMINEE, not that that mattered to you, and MOST POPULAR POLITICIAN IN AMERICA that ran a 10% lead instead of Clinton’s 5%, who is the son of a Holocaust survivor to nationally shame Trump’s rhetoric and his appeal to White Suprmacists.
You wouldn’t have had had to deal with daily news on scandals (real or fake) or wikileaks on your corrupt as fuck national organization
I, and many others, had said 15 months ago that the only people Clinton was only popular with was partisan Democrats and that she was incredibly unpopular from 25 years of attacks, and y'all missed the forest for the trees. This campaign could have been a cakewalk, since you cut out his white working class base.
Don’t blame this on “dumb white voters,” or 3rd party candidates, or Russia, or Wikileaks, or the weather. Find fault in yourselves instead of someone to blame for once, and maybe people will actually respond.
This is fucking heart breaking
i just feel so gross and dirty being white rn knowing so many white ppl are filled w that much hate
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Everything is going to be okay. We can stand together, watch out for each other, and still fight for our rights. The sun will rise tomorrow and we will be okay. Please do not do anything harmful to yourself tonight.
To my poc followers, my women followers, and my LGBT followers in trump supporting households, you got this. I believe in you and I believe we can still stand together and fight. It’s hard, but it is not impossible. We can still change everything.
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I’m French and when I woke up this morning, I was in shock. In shock. I see all of you guys, posting on tumblr about your fears and I feel the panic. I literally felt it when I turned the tv on and saw him. I am so sorry for you guys. Please feel free to send me messages, feel free to talk to me, I want you to know I offer my support, because even if I’m not American, we have our presidential elections in France next year and guys, what’s happening is definitely going to have an impact here. I love you all, I know it’s hard, but don’t disappear.
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I love you and you’re strong. You can do this. I believe in you. Please don’t give up, this is a fight that won’t last forever. And at at the end you will win.
I’ve been crying so hard I’ve been throwing up. I never want to call my self an american ever, that word is now synonymous with morons who couldn’t care about other people’s lives if they tried.
This is the worst example of a highly qualified woman losing a job to a ridiculously under qualified man.