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26 years old. he/him.

[maidthings]

awow. awow. awow. bup bup bup bup bup

[49mp]

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[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[dastardlydorito]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[kimberlychapman]

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[theehorsepusssy]

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[valtsv]

anyone who thinks that the worst thing that can happen to art is to be criticised has never known the icy desolation of my indifference #myunyieldingsilence

[valtsv]

me when something is bad: i mean it sucks but there's a conversation to be had about why it sucks, yknow? i will be brief, but basically [page 1 of 387]

me when something is bad and i don't care about it:

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[kosmogrl]

[pistol-kitten]

i was just trying to find a post, man

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the other day in the groupchat we were talking about how historical fiction will often try to code aristocrat characters as more sympathetic by only having them have a single servant instead of a whole household of staff but instead this just makes them look like an exploitative employer who’s so cheap he would rather pile impossible amounts of labor upon a single guy than hire enough help to actually run his house

[mlembug]

average small business owner

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[powerburial]

damn that is one horny old man

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]