literally the brainchild of a conversation with @bananasaurr someone stop us (this transpired bc i thought about akutagawa’s “main course” line again and here presenting to you bungou culinary dogs
fukuzawa, kouyou, and kunikida as judges. the first two are rly explanatory bc they’re obviously the best and kunikida well kunikida never gets to eat such good food but he probably has an IDEAL about what food should be like and will probably smack any contestant who questions his food ideals
dazai is the sloppiest chef, but he wins any challenges that involve having to cook with can food. uses a lot of msg in his food tbh
atsushi is crepe making prince
ranpo is ridiculously good with like, gastronomy or something he knows exactly what will taste nice with what, but cannot actually make anything to save his life. atsushi usually gets bullied into helping him on top of making his own stuff. the dessert prince probably. constantly trying to please fukuzawa.
tanizaki siblings are probably the best at this i mean have you seen junichirou’s cooking…. they’re probably filled with brotherly love and super wholesome and tasty and yeah these guys are probably going to win. naomi makes everything pretty.
yosano is the standby medic and everyone is frightened af of getting injured so they’re super careful with their knives…
kenji is all about that organic farm food, he only works with super fresh ingredients. can cook perfect steaks every single time.
kyouka uses demon snow to help her but she’s one of the youngest so she gets overwhelmed by the stress easily that’s when best big sis kouyou swoops in and gets golden demon to help her. that’s probably cheating but kouyou will step on you if you talk back at her
akutagawa in a white apron white apron rashomon…… he uses rashomon to multitask and basically be 10x more efficient than everyone else but it’s not exactly cheating either. goes into rage mode when he has to wear a black apron for elimination and goes ballistic with rashomon
chuuya is all about the expensive taste he probably makes alcoholic desserts all the time or cooks his meat with some alcohol or something…. pretentiously and stuff. gets rly angry when dazai’s shit can food tastes better than his food though
mori is the guest judge/chef that comes in who’s pretty shit at what he does but also tries to be nice but is also stone cold when he delivers his critiques. strikes fear in everyone tbh. dazai stinkeyes him through the entire episode.
kajii incorporates lemons into every dish he makes. he also slipped lemon bombs amongst the actual lemons and caused a lot of chaos. he’s first to be disqualified after yosano wrecks his ass
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