“I read The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion for the plot!”
The plot:
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“I read The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion for the plot!”
The plot:
This is literally just warhammer.
This is such a baffling part about a good chunk of the Warhammer fandom
How do you start a post with "these are my two favorite characters!!" and then proceed to ask a dozen questions that show you've not only never read any Ahriman or Iskandar books, but seemingly also haven't even read their lore wikis? What are you a fan of exactly?
You can just say "I'm curious about these guys" but then also, at the same time, if you are interested in them enough to want to know more and you think you'd love them: why not just read the fuckin books to find your answers?
You see a lot of this in WH40k spaces and I've never seen it anywhere else.
I learned the terms metafandom/second-degree fandom, but this isn't even that. Those terms refer to, like, someone who loves the LOTR movies but hasn't read the actual books. This shit is just...being a fan of media in an entirely abstract, hypothetical way? Where you're not actually consuming any of said media? On any level?
I'm not trying to gatekeep here, if anything I WANT them to ACTUALLY engage with the media. Because as of right now it's like if I made my friend give me a completely second-hand account of the plot of Euphoria and started telling people "God that's my favorite show" even though I have no way of knowing if ANYTHING they said is real. In fact, half the shit I'm going off of ISN'T real. I'm just the fan of a theoretical version of Euphoria.
It's surreal
They want to like The Strongest™️ in the Verse because they’re fond of the idea of liking The Strongest™️. They heard that Ahriman and Khayon are badasses and potentially The Strongest™️ so they’re their favorite characters, especially if they’re already a TS player.
I’ve encountered that type of person a lot as a custodes fan because a lot of people are just custodes fans because they’re Stronger than Space Marines™️.
Tsukasa: so let me get this straight. As soon as I’m out of the picture, you revive this greedy, rich, spoiled brat who wants to own everything in the world?
Senku: well-
Ryusui: HELLO THERE! I AM THE GREEDIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. I WANT TO OWN EVERYTHING, AND ALSO GIVE TO ALL THE CHARITIES AND SAVE ALL THE ORPHANS EVER. I LOVE ALL WOMEN AND MEN INCLUDING YOU! THIS IS MY PROBABLY SUPERHUMAN NON-BINARY BUTLER WHO MIGHT BE FRENCH, WHO CARES?
Tsukasa: …
Tsukasa: WHAT ARE YOU
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
No one said that Pyramid Head is a perfectly normal man, they said that a tall, muscular man is conventionally attractive. Which he is. He is also very much sexualized in game, being a manifestation of James’s issues over Mary, including his sexual frustration. Dude fucks the sexy leg creature, drags around a giant phallic weapon, and stabs people with said weapon. Is he scary? Sure, but when has that ever stopped women from thirsting over bad boys? Go to the romance novel section and try counting the threatening buff doms covered in blood, you’ll lose track. Pyramid Head fits very comfortably into common kink. A true hear me out needs to be weirder than the fish guy in The Shape of Water at least, regardless of gender or sexual preference.
Hear me out? Does this work?
Now THAT’S what I’m talking about! What is this thing? What is its gender? Who is it supposed to appeal to? Fuck if I know!
That’s Demeter from fate/grand order! The Greek gods in the fate series are sentient space ships from another galaxy 😊
RIP John Blanche, 1948-2026.
Legendary artist John Blanche, whose illustrations defined Warhammer 40,000, and perhaps a large chunk of modern science fiction, has passed away. Despite his declining health, John was working on his own setting and game 'En Guarde' (a pirate skirmish game), showing that he was active and thinking of his fans until the end. May he rest in peace.
i remember there was this debate in the fandom about whether obi-wan and yoda really wanted luke to kill vader or if they meant something else by "confront," but here i read the script for rotj, and, well. huh.
i hate when I see people try to reason why the Jedi couldn't free shmi by saying that it would've dragged them into a war with the hutts and slavers on tattooine and/or that it would've brought political unrest between the republic and the hutts and the outer rim.
like...are you seriously telling me that freeing one (1) single enslaved woman that's owned by some random guy would really have affected the entire galaxy and caused widespread unrest or war. It's not like shmi was still owned by gardulla or that she was owned by jabba. Besides, the Jedi could've literally just bought shmi from watto and there would be no need for any problems.
Also...the Jedi are supposed to be peacekeepers of the Galaxy. You know what goes against peace in the Galaxy?? Slavery. And it's not like the Jedi have never freed slaves before. One of the things Anakin asks Qui-gon in tpm is if he's there to free the slaves, so the Jedi obviously had a reputation for freeing enslaved people. There's many examples of Jedi freeing slaves in other media including in TCW when they freed the colony of Togruta people from the Zygerrian government, which would've had a much bigger effect than freeing one single woman from a toydarian junk dealer, especially because that took place during an actual war.
It's one thing to say that the Jedi somehow didn't know that Anakin's mom was still enslaved (which is...idk) because qui-gon died with that information, but to try to justify how they could've known but chose not to do anything is terrible.
And now, for...
...my personal Mt. Rushmore of Warhammer artists (minus the uninvited defacing of any mountains). Not a ranking, mind you. Just had to list them somehow; they're all greats to me.
First among equals, John Blanche.
His works made much of what would become the stock visual language of 40K. Brutal, overwrought, bodies meshed with armor and machinery. This has since inspired the 'Blanchitsu' painting style- miniatures that looked tattered, worn, caked with dust.
Second up: Karl Kopinski.
Not only does Kopinski expand on the visions of 40K's world, he also has a serious strong suit in his art for mayhem. He captures hordes and legions so well, framing the scale of battles that stretch over continents, planets. You can nearly choke on the dust thrown up by marching feet and grinding treads.
Coming along for third, it's Adrian Smith.
Smith's excellence is how baroque his art is, how fantastically minute. Every cable, every rivet, every spike- and oh, he liked spikes -sticks out and blends in; it makes this fantastic tangle of business. It gives an aura of intricacy- makes sacred armor of the Astartes feel fanatically decorated, ramshackle weapons of the Orks truly crude.
Rounding out the gang is number four, Clint Langley.
Clint's work has an amazing feeling of texture- metals, flesh, fabrics, plumes, it all gets captured with his signature, slightly glistening look. You can feel the soot and grease, the bile, the sweat, metal gleaming polished and smooth or just oozing tetanus.
And- because he deserves it -the honorable mention: David Gallagher.
The fearless chrome and neon before the grim darkness of the far future got quite so grim and dark; he took those somewhat awkward-looking early-draft models and he believed in them. (And if you look at some of his latter work, you'll find he could keep pace with the grimdark look just fine as it came in.)
A warhammer fan's ABC's
A is for Akshually ☝🏻🤓
B is for Brutality
C is for Chemical Castration
D is for Daddy Issues
E is for Extremism
F is for Folklore References
G is for Gogrute Builliman
H is for Homoeroticism
I is for Irritation (did GW just retcon my favorite book?????)
J is for Jobouet Girlgiman
K is for [mini discontinued] (rip)
L is for Lurid Descriptions of Warfare
M is for Minis (unpainted)
N is for Nuln Oil (ah fuck-) [black puddle blots out the rest or the post]
I've never seen a normal post about C.S. Lewis and JRR Tolkien it's always just like: Tolkien once murdered someone and Lewis helped him bury the body but he wore a Santa costume just to spite him
Ciaphas Cain has ADHD. It's obvious.
Not that anyone's anything is diagnosed in the grimdark universe. But consider the following.
Lower than average performance in school aside from sports, but his major memories from school he reports are largely social. He may be either holding back recounting ways he struggled, OR his long-term memory favors his strengths. This seems likely to me because he repeatedly recounts situational, sensory, social memories of early life on a hive world that may have been so vivid that they survived whatever mindwiping technology ('Dirus?') that is inflicted on students at a Schola Progenium.
Cain struggles with organization and very often comments that he leaves administrative tasks to Jurgen. He mentions that he loses interest in certain meetings, avoids church functions, and often only skims mission briefings (but seems to have gathered information on his own before many assignments anyway!)
Despite this, he has a ridiculously good attention & memory for names in specific. He recalls names of people he only met for a day over a century after the fact and while he might be looking up duty rosters to re-identify some of these people, others are civilians and would not have been recorded that way. If Cain has the opportunity he asks for names almost immediately when meeting someone, no matter how desperate or incidental the encounter, and reports candid disappointment when he failed to learn/remember a name.
Cain is easily distracted by small things others aren't paying attention to, and this has saved his life and the lives of others more than once.
Despite OR because of this, Cain has very specific attention to details and especially details about people such as how attentive others are around him. He is constantly monitoring other people in his surroundings and becomes more anxious when alone. This is true even outside of dangerous situations.
Cain is cautious of his own impulsivity in a way that is unusual for a neurotypical person, sometimes breaking narrative to explain his own decisions. Sometimes he's right to, but other times he only believes his decision was impulsive. He sometimes confuses his concern about others for impulsivity too, as if he groups multiple kinds of risk into one category 'to avoid.'
He has a preferred environment (tunnels, closed surroundings) that impacts his attention/focus in a profound way.
Many of his lucky dodges occur when his attention is on something an assailant doesn't predict, and this can happen even when the opponent has actual psychic powers.
Cain will get a feeling something is wrong when many others don't, but he isn't psychic. Because everyone has some intuition, we can't assume he just has 'more,' especially not in this setting. It's more likely that his selective attention is actually worse than that of most others around him, which allows him to have intuition about things others don't realize they're ignoring.
Tanna is obviously a reference to Chifir, which is an extremely strong black tea. Among other things, it has a very high caffeine content and Jurgen is pretty much constantly offering it to Cain in the books. Cain doesn't report 'normal' stimulant side effects; the drink relaxes him. Many people with ADHD self-medicate with caffeine as many stimulants affect ADHD brains differently.
Cain's social skills are overdeveloped in a way that suggests masking in excess of his impostor syndrome. He strategizes socially and recounts trying to deliberately control of how he comes across during situations that others would find straightforward. When he claims he did something as a 'practiced dissembler,' he is remembering he had to apply skill-based effort.
We can know Cain is masking and not simply 'manipulative' because he doesn't rely on the direct social benefits of intentional manipulation and instead misinterprets his own attempts to protect himself. Beyond just hiding unflattering emotional states, he will say he routinely engages in 'the modest hero act,' but every time he's only sharing credit as deserved. It's the disproportionate and often unfair positive response to his honesty, one that frames him as a sole heroic individual, that causes Cain to believe he is deceptive in these situations. Feeling misunderstood when communicating clearly and directly is also a common experience among people with ADHD by the way.
Cain's reputation assists his masking which is part of why he is so keen to maintain it. While Cain is considered a hero, he is completely forgiven for having an ADHD communication style. He inserts himself into any conversation including those of very powerful people. He's also unable to resist interacting with those around him, often in ways his job would normally preclude. Cain is a chatterbox among Commissars!
Amberley is protecting us from how bad his organization is, and potentially his ability to ramble by compiling his memoirs into linear volumes with chapters, which she complains about at the start of every single book in case it's a reader's first.
But Cain's imagery is evocative for a private memoir he didn't expect anyone to read, which suggests he naturally wants to communicate this information. ADHD people sometimes struggle to determine what details or context others want to hear. Cain may believe he's writing down something 'candid' without realizing he's describing more than others would.
It's likely that Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium has combo ADHD. But because the areas he has excessive function in (names, social & situational awareness?) are so successful in his position, and he has the most attentive and doggedly thorough aide in the galaxy, nobody notices an 'issue.' Even Cain thinks that his own behavior is just part of some kind of secret mediocrity.
i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream
she told them they can stay up and read for 30 more minutes 🙌🏻
Doing an art project with some book covers and wtf is the stormcast here doing
…. That’s fucking hilarious
I think the reason the mortal realms are doing better than the Imperium is because stormcasts are like… legitimately insane? They don’t see chaos and think “drama we can’t do this” they think “so let’s chain a ship to our knight Azyros powered by some lightning and the fact that our lord castellant is a good person and literally fly on a cloud of lightning through the fucking gardens of nurgle, guided by a chaos knight we think can be redeemed by therapy, because we didn’t have any social engagements for the day”
I know some people didn’t like the concept of the redeemed in AoS because they felt like it made the emperor look weaker.
I think that’s the point. Sigmar believes that chaos cultists can be redeemed. The hallowed knights especially (and Gardus specifically) believe that every soul is worth something, and that a failure can be forgiven.
The Emperor doesn’t. His only answer to any problem and anyone who’s different, or disagrees with him, is automatically genocide. Sigmar is *willing* to try and has faith in the possibility of his attempt succeeding, and in settings so based on faith and belief that’s the important bit.
Small correction: genocide or severe abuse of power, suppression, gaslighting, victim blaming and psychological/emotional abuse. Poor Lorgar.
Honestly that’s smth else that can also be added - the emperor wanted perfect soldiers with little to no own lived experience beyond being war leaders. No priests, no architects, no… anything other than effective warriors.
Solus the Watchman of the Steel Soul chamber was a miller. Morbus Stormwarden was a scholar. Angstun Drahn was a philosophy professor. Gardus Steel Soul was a doctor. Enyo the Sunwinged was an inventor.
Yes, they’re also warriors - Tegrus of the Sainted Eye was a ranger and a hunter, Cadoc Kel is the Warrior Prince of Ekran. Lorrus Grymn was a chieftain of a nomadic tribe.
But they’re all from different cultures, backgrounds, many of them used to be gainfully employed.
And Sigmar values that. They carry all of that into their lives as stormcasts. They’re not being told “forget what came before because now you’re one of my warriors”, Gardus gets to still read medical journals and further his own research as a doctor, without having to give that up.