A Young Queen

Trouble don't last always bitch.✨

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[kennyy-b-deactivated20210321]

Y’all need to chill

[phatmamaa]

no fr

[sleazzyjay]

I’m more caught up that she’s from Gonzales,LA. That’s the smallest town ever… I use to live there

Lmao

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[iwriteallday]

Need.

[blackaudio25-1-deactivated20200]

Need that

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

This is the real voter fraud

[breadwinnnerz]

[sodhya-deactivated20181218]

Every time you see Gucci mane on your TL you have to reblog for good fortune, growth, transformation and positivity.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kittyinhighheels]

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

[masterofthenightscape]

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Came home to find this

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:

Wife and I were sewing Elly’s Halloween costume up

Yea, she is going to be a spider and it’s super cute and all but. But. Loooook

Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.

The moment she got up I threw them into the closet

Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post

Sry bout that eh.

[samael-has-arrived]

This is glorious and I’m so damn happy this is still going.

[keepingcalmisoverratedgoddamnit]

My god I need to see where else they are hidden. You are a genius sir

[niggasandcomputers]

it really be your own stupid ass

[forbeslistonly]

honestly, truly

[dogbonesandhouses]

[edrazeba]

[imsoshive]

Cocaine is this nigga’s reverse kryptonite. It makes him stronger/better lol

[woodmeat]

nigga like the dmx version of benjamin buttons

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

😂😂

[outcomeiam-deactivated20180114]

hol up this shit slap lmaoo

[outcomeiam-deactivated20180114]

Gotta wake up to this errday

[enlightenedsilverking]

Immm sooo mad 😂😂😂

[thvrsdayovtcome-deactivated2020]

FOUND IT

[enlightenedsilverking]

Nigggaaaa why did you resurrect thissss

[thvrsdayovtcome-deactivated2020]

Lmao it was necessary

[enlightenedsilverking]

This is a cursed post lol this nigga was crazyyy

[thvrsdayovtcome-deactivated2020]

😂 this hoe slap tho

[celestialfizzy]

The hat though

[fluffymerry]

The way he was snatching his head after every other note 😂😂

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

This is actually lit

[onlyblackgirl]

Who’s allowing him internet access?

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

Saw this the other day on mysonne page and I really wanna see more shit like this!! Can’t imagine what would’ve happened if he didn’t step in

[madnes2014]

This is what they asking for🗣

[guncharge]

lmao his face when she responds that been recording since he got out his car 

[troubled-little-loner]

Put that gun away!… Fuck You!

Lmao stay armed people!!!

I want to know why ole dummy walked up on her in the first place, why pregnant chick didn’t just get back in the car instead of getting further involved with a potential threat, and why OG took his gun out so quick…but I’m sure their laws are different than ours. Dummy is lucky he didn’t get the tune up he deserves. Must have had a death wish.

[fenetre-de-toit]

A comment from someone else read: The teenage driver in the car was backing out so slowly from the parking spot, that he thought they were antagonizing him while he was waiting so he exited his vehicle to confront them. The gentleman pulled out his gun because “stand your ground” law exists in the state of Florida. And the woman naturally did not wish to leave the bystander who jumped in to help her, alone to deal with a mess that he wasn’t originally involved in, and proved to be a good witness considering the man that stepped in to help was carryin a gun and could have been viewed as a threat if the crazy man had been taken seriously by anyone else.

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice

[macden-byebitch]

nothing summarizes dennis’ dramatic gay ass better than these 8 seconds

[thecoolgaymac]

That “yes bitch” killed a thousand people

[throwrocksatboys]

Remember the Muslim group who started raising funds to help pay for funerals and medical expenses for the victims in Pittsburgh?? Well. They’re not done yet. Look at this

They have increased their goal several times and exceeded it within hours. HOURS!!

Here is their latest update

They’re asking you to please donate to their other fund, to help the victims of the shooting in Kentucky. These people are beyond amazing. They give me hope for the future and restore my faith in humanity.

Here is the fund for the synagogue

Here is the fund for the victims in Kentucky

They haven’t reached their goal with this one yet. If you’re feeling compelled to donate, please donate to the Kentucky fund. Because of everything else going on, it hasn’t gotten nearly as much attention. But these two peoples lives were just as important. They were just as loved and they will be just as missed.

And because they haven’t gotten as much attention and their stories aren’t in the news as much, here’s their story. From the fund raiser.

Please pass this around. If you can’t donate, someone who sees your reblog might.

Respond to evil with good.

[throwrocksatboys]

It has been two and half hours since I posted this and the funds raised has increased by almost $2800 !!! This is amazing !! You are wonderful people for helping in any way you can.

Keep up the great work!!

PS: the fund for the Tree Of Life victims has raised an additional $11k in the past two and half hours as well. How amazing is that ?!

Respond to evil with good

[suburban-shawty-deactivated2022]

Amazing

[inner]

Dear person reading this, 

      You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.

[afroxmc-deactivated20250502]

[roskii]

How cats are made

[kiwi]

can someone please post the actual source? this artist is really talented and its sad to see their work reposted without credit

[hatestyles-moved-deactivated202]

Right here! It wasn’t too hard to fine but yea

[kiwi]

thanks!! go give them some love yall!

[kmlaney]

now with source!