who is dan howell

bailee; and over the last few months we saw each other a lot, and i slowly fell in love with you

[deadtoortles-deactivated2012123]

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

[masterfulbitch]

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

[masterfulbitch]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

[hummingbirdcas]

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

[10mb]

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now, but at least I’m getting an extra hour in the ball pit.

A summary of Tumblr posts made over the last few weeks. (via zwampert)

[crowllink]

[ohdarlingletsbewanderers]

Denny’s pls

[17000dollars]

with 17000 dollars you could buy 485 pairs of nash grier sweatpants (not including shipping) and have a little bit left over

Dashcon would be a better use of 17,000 dollars 

[chicken-nuggets-galore]

Do twins have the same sized dick?

[dulect]

[qrueen]

Both reactions work

[franchaelan]

can someone just delete weheartit

[hyungwonns-deactivated20160817]

+

[phantastic-dan]

[kxbyxg]

Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/

[insurggent]

[philsbellybutton]

~

[damndanhowell]

[strawberryfieldsfourever]

Went hiking in waimea canyon today

[spookingisfun]

[vicevirtue]

William Beckett + Instagram selfies

2/??

[goodmorningbadday]

IM FUCKING DONE WITH THESE TWO