emma's dc headcanon

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[royalsofgotham]

Happy birthday to our favorite outlaw!

It’s amazing how you can love a fictional character so damn much ❤️

[antygabo14]

[dinottosaurs]

you're a total rockstar 💫

[kasper7489]

Got lucky and found an issue of Stephanie’s robin at half price books! Was delighted to find out she called Batman boss

[dinottosaurs]

girl omg!! don't talk while you're chewing!!

[clambuoyance]

[DC] Conner: but it wouldn’t be the saaaame 😫😫😫

From teen titans (2003) #13

[business-as-usual-bats]

I kind of like the idea that Tim got into zodiac and star sign stuff for fun and turned it into a way to explain things he doesn't have the patience for anymore.

Kon, complaining: why do I have to be the distraction again?

Tim: it's not my fault you're an Aries, Kon.

[terracyte]

broose redraws <33

[dcemmaverse]

the one with the shades is SENDING MEEE

[theaceofarrows]

Dick: -The middle frosting part is the best! Everyone knows that!

Damian: The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part, not the frosting in the middle

Tim: [sleep deprived] Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side

Jason: [throws an Oreo at Tim] Hey, Socrates, it's a freaking cookie

[querldyke]

I am once again asking DC to take Steph and Cass seriously and stop treating them like they’re 14

[boxonarock]

lowkey based duke off someone i know whoops

[finalgirljasontodd]

some VERY quick titans doodles <3 <3

[dcemmaverse]

GORGEOUSSS

[rillette]

the more things change… 

[penny-anna]

i like Ma & Pa Kent a lot bcos like, their whole thing is that they’re the normalest, nicest human parents in existence, but also, they are the people who found a baby inside a crashed spaceship and just took him home and told no-one.

[penny-anna]

i also like that the OG backstory was ‘they reported him as a foundling & then adopted him through the normal channels’ which is a reasonably plausible chain of events (it’s not a common thing to happen but like, here’s a case from 2000, so it’s not impossible) but basically every subsequent set of writers seems to have been like ‘no no the Kents did fraud’

[penny-anna]

#I looked it up and in kanas you need proof of pregnancy to record a home birth #they did so much fraud

hmm i’m also looking this up & it looks like a note from your doctor suffices as proof of pregnancy? so not wildly difficult to fake esp if they were like friends w the town doctor

a complication might be that Clark wouldn’t necessarily be a newborn - it looks like you technically only have 5 days to register a birth in Kansas so if he was visibly older than that they’d have problems? if so they’d potentially have to apply for a delayed birth certificate which requires supporting documentation. 

however acceptable supporting documentation includes things like church records & birth notices in newspapers which strike me as, again, not massively difficult to fake if you were in good w certain members of your local community.

[penny-anna]

#everyone ma & pa’s age or older are in on it #just an entire small town doing massive baby fraud for their good friends

yeah see i like this a lot bcos i think it establishes 2 key aspects of the Kents from the get go:

1) such genuinely nice, trustworthy & well-liked members of the community that they can reach out to their peers for help w something like this and get it without question; and

2) down to lie to the government.

[crime--alley]

[peri]

here's ur reminder that axolotl is NOT pronounced like "ak-suh-laa-tl" (or lot-ul), it is in fact a nahuatl word (that most commonly translates to "water dog" actually, very cute!) and is pronounced "ah-SHOW-lowtch" !!!!

i think abt this every time i see a post abt axolotls coz i just know there r so many ppl mispronouncing it and the thought bothers me. if ppl, esp white ppl, reblogged this to spread the word to those who may not be aware, i'd be very grateful. thank u!!

[dcemmaverse]

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT THIS BC AS A DOG GROOMER I KNOW THE XOLOITZCUINTLE (MEXICAN HAIRLESS DOG) IS PRONOUNCED LIKE "SHOW-LO-ITZ-QUINT-LEE" NOT "ZOLO"

ALKSJHGLKJASJD THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING ME i will go forth with this knowledge and tell everyone i know

[dcmultiverse]

Wonder Woman in Wonder Woman #787 (2022)