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Remember this blast from the past? Take a fond look back at the sharks that swept Tumblr and chummed a nation’s hearts.
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true star of the superbowl god bless
Remember this blast from the past? Take a fond look back at the sharks that swept Tumblr and chummed a nation’s hearts.
This is why the Mantis Shrimp is my new favorite animal, because in the presence of such extraordinary light and beauty it embraces darkness. It extols death with the luminescent brilliance of a dying star. It is Genghis Khan bathed in sherbet ice cream. The Mantis Shrimp is the harbinger of blood-soaked rainbows.
That was poetic as fuck..
By Frederick Foswell
Despite corroborated reports that a central figure has risen to claim greater control over the Russian organized crime families, the NYPD continues to deny the existence of the lazily nicknamed “Big Man.” (Was “Scary Crime Boss” already taken?) Can’t we come up with a more pointedly clever nickname for this hard-nosed criminal?
In the four months since the terrorist attack on OsCorp Tower, violent crime is way up. Everyone’s afraid of everyone. The nuns are wearing bulletproof habits. Cabbies are afraid to HONK. Hot dog vendors are staying INSIDE their carts. I even overheard someone use the word SORRY.
Is this climate of fear a result of the NYPD shifting its focus towards the potential threat of super-human activity?
I don’t know about you, but Spider-Man doesn’t scare me. Nothing in red spandex scares me. It’s time for the mayor’s office to address the real question at hand: Which is a bigger police priority — organized crime or super-humans?
A source who requested anonymity said, “They just want to do real police work, not chase after unicorns, wall-crawlers and giant mutated reptile-men.”
By Eddie Brock
What began as a mob shoot-out escalated into a full-blown superhuman slugfest when the vigilante known as Spider-Man appeared on the scene. An argument inside the Zero One Lounge turned ugly when reputed mob enforcer, “Fancy” Dan Brito, pulled a gun on rivals from the Manfredi crime family. As club-goers fled onto the streets of the Meatpacking District, Spider-Man dropped down out of the sky.
Not content to merely take the law into his own hands, bystanders claimed that Spider-Man mocked the thugs as he delivered a one-two punch that sent them soaring.
“It was hard to see from where I was hiding,” said witness Andrea Moore of Park Slope, “but I heard someone, I’m pretty sure it was Spider-Man, say, ‘I hope you’re not afraid of heights,’ and then one of those guys screamed as he landed on top of a fire escape.”
When pressed about any crimes she may have witnessed Spider-Man committing, Moore replied, “Crimes? It’s not a crime to round up stray dogs. What the hell are you talking about?”
Spider-Man disappeared as police arrived to find a dozen mobsters restrained with unmistakable webbing. Brito and his accomplices, Jackson “Montana” Brice and Raymond “The Ox” Bloch, spent the night in the 10TH Precinct holding cell. The NYPD has yet to announce what charges, if any, they plan to bring against the smack-talking vigilante.
Brito, led away in handcuffs, was overheard describing the encounter with the web-slinger: “Just when I thought I was out, he pulled me back in.”
Well someone straight up told me to go fuck myself.
Did that today lol. The look on my teachers face was so worth it lol
Wishbone is a freaking #boss lol
Let me tell you about my people. #mexican #mexicanjokes
Who needs dominos or Pizza Hut when you've got me? Lol #wholewheat #pizza #healthy #delicious #madeitmyself #pepperoni #salami #greenpepper #mushrooms #linguica #bacon #foodporn #foodgasm #imachef
Great times with great people! @mattagrat @becca_elizabeth and Josh! #soberdriver #fundrunks #jackinthebox #burgerrun (at Jack in the Box)
Sorry I'm late lol #sorry #herenow #poorhorse
He's got a face only a mother could love. Thinks he's a human sitting on the chairs. Smh
@edohm559 putting in work at Target! #Target #1417 #tryingtoflex #kindasad #dodo #gettowork (at Target)
I will get this shirt one day!
For all the ladies out there. Hmu I gotta #bigcock. #macklemore #thriftshop #dying #lmao
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