𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘.

i  𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕  to  see  your  𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬  glow  𝐑𝐄𝐃

[mad81king-deactivated20220404]

Can everyone let their kids not unsupervised when I’m around. I don’t need them asking inappropriate questions or questions at all.

Fucking hell.

[dcsire]

not so fun uncle eddie.

[bestboutomega]

I swear I feel like I have a new puppy that I need to make sure eats and doesn't do crazy puppy things.

Unfortunately this isn't a puppy.

[dcsire]

you know you can put humans on leashes too :)

[bestboutomega]

I swear I feel like I have a new puppy that I need to make sure eats and doesn't do crazy puppy things.

Unfortunately this isn't a puppy.

[dcsire]

are you talking about a person?

[godofstarlight]

You might hear some slanderous talk that I fell asleep on the floor in the kitchen and Id like to adress that by saying one thing: no you

[dcsire]

you.... i won’t question it, but, maybe try and make it into your bed tonight.

[dcsire]

i hope everyone had a fantastic national horny day yesterday.

[dcsire]

sadly, there’s a little bit of a wait, it’s not until the 15th december! buuuut, christmas cupcakes could be cute.

[dcsire]

i hope everyone had a fantastic national horny day yesterday.

[dcsire]

apparently. i actually didn’t know until it was too late, but there’s always today.

[dcsire]

i hope everyone had a fantastic national horny day yesterday.

[valtsv]

girls will say they "know a spot" then take you to the sacrificial altar

[female-alphas]

My kind of girl, stab me on our first date

[imoxley]

would me getting shitfaced today be a ‘in honor of’ or a ‘you probably shouldnt’ situation? because like.. it’s still thursday. y’know what that means.

[dcsire]

you probably shouldn’t. there’s a time and a place, and this is neither.

[zer0miedo]

[dcsire]

happy spring cleaning everyone 💀

[dcsire]

being woken up by a cat compared to an excited pup is strangely wholesome.

[dcsire]

or, here’s an even better idea, i’ll just lay on top of you :)

[dcsire]

being woken up by a cat compared to an excited pup is strangely wholesome.

[dcsire]

i hate to tell you that he jumped in and snuggled down the second you went to make coffee. 🖤

[dcsire]

being woken up by a cat compared to an excited pup is strangely wholesome.

[dcsire]

we didn’t mean to have a cat, but we do, sam came home from the gym and the witchy black cat of my spooky dreams came home with him.

[dcsire]

being woken up by a cat compared to an excited pup is strangely wholesome.

[lxmis]

Love is truly in the air in NXT, ladies and gentlemen. Who would have thought an eight man tag match could be so romantic?

What a genuinely fun night.

[dcsire]

I’ll admit it, I’m invested. If they have you end up with a broken heart over this I’ll riot.

[maineventuce]

What party people are up and want to hang out? Your boy can’t sleep.

[dcsire]

You should try herbal tea, smelling lavender, if not I heard a quick kick to the head does the trick.