Best pick up lines and go?!
It got me my current girlfriend, so I’d say it’s working out pretty damn well.
Between you and me, I’m surprised it worked at all.
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almost home
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if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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#extradirty
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Best pick up lines and go?!
It got me my current girlfriend, so I’d say it’s working out pretty damn well.
Between you and me, I’m surprised it worked at all.
Best pick up lines and go?!
.. You’d be really surprised how blankly staring at someone and never saying a word works very well as a pick up line.
// Just in case anyone actually wanted an update on Mickie’s trash bag situation.
Stephanie just announced that the person who was in charge of returning the items to Mickie has been fired from the company.
that sounds like a good idea. i honestly love bbqing with friends. it’s such a relaxed way of getting together and everybody loves good food too!
Right? Granted, my place probably isn’t as big as most people here, but I’m sure we could all cram together and hang out.
Down day, though. Peaceful day.
If someone jumps off my roof, I’m shutting things down.
if liz is okay with it you should totally invite me for steak some time so i can get a taste of that special effort steak! maybe i can learn a thing or two from you about steak.
I’m sure she’d be fine for a little bit of company. When things start to really warm up, I want to have a small little BBQ with people. Something nice and easy going.
New suit bought for tonight's show. This will make like 5 I own now.
Hell yeah, man. That’s a great attitude to have. I’m glad they’re letting you branch out more on that side of things. Let me know if you find any good suit-deals while you’re shopping around.
New suit bought for tonight's show. This will make like 5 I own now.
Congratulations, man. That’s three more than I have.
You’re really moving up in the suit world.
cooking steak … going out for steak … isn’t both equally good? unless you have a specific way to make your steak. hm. well, i eventually settled on a dress even though i doubted it until the last moment!
Maybe I’m a little biased, but I haven’t been to a place that can grill a steak as well as I can. Something about that extra bit of effort makes it taste better, I guess. I’m glad you found something that worked out, though! Hopefully it was a nice night.
If y’all ever see me fighting Vince Russo in a Wendy parking lot at 3am mind ya business.
Hit him once for me, yeah?
i haven’t been out for dinner in such a long time … phew. i don’t even know anymore what’s under dressed and what’s over dressed for a restaurant. i need to get my game on.
Yeah, that’s.. Completely relatable, especially when it’s in that weird middle ground of nice, but not fancy.
Then again, the lack of going out means I get to cook steak more, so.. Maybe I’m not too heart broken about it.
lucky for you, it seems that i’ll have nothing but time on my hands for the next three months. that oughta keep me busy to some capacity.
I appreciate it. I’m not trying to impose, because sometimes a longer break is nice, but if you’re itching to get back - Chelsea forfeited her 90 days. If you get antsy, you could always consider doing that.
do i have to pull up urban dictionary for the both of you? helps me tremendously when i want to know a certain slang term that i hear all the time backstage.
Yeah, maybe.. If you could just get a list together of all the cool new slang words, that’d actually be really great.
I’m bad when it comes to keeping up with this sort of thing.
is anyone going to take their time out of the day to explain to @imoxley what a simp is? poor thing..
.. I would, but I don’t think I’m actually up to date with what that means, either.
anna keeps saying mama mia, someone plz send help
You better get me some good seats for opening night.
anna keeps saying mama mia, someone plz send help
I didn’t even know they had a spiderman musical..
anna keeps saying mama mia, someone plz send help
Like.. The musical?
being woken up by a cat compared to an excited pup is strangely wholesome.
We should probably make that our go-to plan from now on.