"Flesh is sooooo last century."

"Come on in. Pull up a chair. Have a drink." The train-wreck, highly functional (considering) alcoholic "master of hocus pocus" of the Elite. M!A: None [[Independent The Hat roleplay blog, will match your rp style. (See Superman vs the Elite, or Action Comics 775) fc: Gô...

[dcuhat-blog]

A Run in with a Familiar Face +Manofsteelandjustice

((Set to After the events of the Superman vs the Elite film))

No. It couldn't be. His eyes doubled, no tripled in size, at the towering figure before him. He outright froze, almost as if hoping the other would not see or notice him. Maybe, if he is very still...

The very moment Superman turned to glance at him he outright screamed like a girl and had hands in front of his face in defense, ready to bolt at the fastest speed of flight he could manage if his damned muscles would just cooperate. 

[dcuhat-blog]

*Considers making Hat christmas cards in paint*

Remembers that nothing will ever be better than the Hat Valentines cards so eh? 

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A little battered and bruised...

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She cuddled into the coat, feeling somewhat foolish. The whole night had been nothing short of a disaster at best. True, she had the chance of making sure she got home without getting herself in more danger, but right now pride made her not want to take that option, though sensibility told her she had to.

"I guess you will need to walk me home so as you can get your jacket back…" That was as much of a, yes can you please walk me home, as she would offer him, not wanting to admit her weakness or that she was very badly hurt with no idea what had happened to her.

[dcuhat-blog]

He couldn't help but smirk at her choice of words. A stubborn redhead. Such a cliche, like in the movies. But all the same he gave a nod, turning to fall in line beside her.

"If you say so. You'd know the direction better than I would." he shrugged to follow along. If she could swallow her pride enough to ask he could see to those injuries himself, a touch of magic. Wasn't hard. But if she couldn't bring herself to mention it that wasn't really his concern. He was already going out of his way (okay fine he wasn't going anywhere anyhow, besides the point) to walk her safely home. As the rain began to pick up in earnest he withdrew from his namesake a decent sized umbrella, extending it above them without so much as another word. 

[dcuhat-blog]

Like this for a starter!

Send an ask on in if you want any specifics such as length specifications or place or time or something. 

[dcuhat-blog]

That's not attractive at all.

i'm like mike tyson over here, i got a whole MENAGERIE for you

GO FOLLOW MY TEAM MATE YO!

*waves hands at her, makes sparkles and shit dance around her* 

But seriously.

Super smart and pleasant Mun. Total sweetheart guys.

Great grasp of the character and how to really flush her out. Pammy is also a sweetheart. Sweetest of the bunch. Yup. 

WE HAVE A MENAGERIE.

Few followers like why? She is so many kinds of awesome. 

probably more awesome than Hat woops

Well, probably at least easier to interact with than Hat...

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A little battered and bruised...

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A familiar voice echoed, distorted slightly, through her head, much like hearing it underwater, as her senses were slowly restoring. She looked up and her eyes met that of a familiar face. Of course she remembered him, though she was uncertain if he was friend or foe. There last meeting hadn’t helped her really decide which.

"Hat?…" She responded, taking a few steps closer as he kindly offered the large brown tench coat to her. Perhaps she could trust him, even if he did like to play the hero card more often than she trusted for him not to hand her over to the authorities.

"Thanks… what are you doing here?" She asked, wrapping the oversized garment around herself as the rain became more intense. It also hid her mess of torn clothes under it, giving her a tad more dignity than she had before.  

[dcuhat-blog]

If he had been a mind reader, he would have outright laughed at her concern, back of her mind or not. Yeah, because the Elite never took out the bad guys permanently. Nope. Not at all. Killing was wrong. Or something. Instead his face remained concerned, or just this hint of it beyond the neutrality. 

Hero card...oh if she had any idea of the times he had dropped that act, failed it, or discarded it outright. Hell, if Black new, if Black could read his own mind. Perhaps, neither of them would see fit to keep him around. And perhaps not. Didn't matter. 

"Just in the area...no real place in mind. You're not looking so hot...get you somewhere?" The offer was still as neutral as the rest of him. Casual. Easy to refuse should she chose. On the other hand, could she really afford to be left alone in her state? Okay, probably, she always struck him as that tough independent type, but would she want to when another options was provided?

[dcuhat-blog]

I'm about to make like...all the new rp blogs. 

And watch them all go ignored again because that's my luck on tumblr

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A little battered and bruised...

dcuhat

It always felt weird. Coming back from a concussion. It was the worst part. being out cold was relaxing, and took her to another place away from here. The disorientated feeling as the eyes opened and the colours drained back into reality, the sounds hollowing from an echo to a dull ache before the light headedness set in enough for her to pick herself to her feet.

She slowly started to try and piece memories back together and even start to realize she had been knocked out. First coming round it all just seems like waking up from a sleep. It isn’t until the reality of what’s around you sets in that you realize you weren’t merely asleep. 

Then the pain set in. An ache to the back of the skull, a cut on her lip, bruising on her ribs… the cold air setting in making her realize her clothing was ripped and torn badly.

What had happened to her…?

She stepped out into the main street cautiously, hidden by the shadow of night. She needed to get home. She needed somewhere alone to piece it all together….

[dcuhat-blog]

Hat was sobering up. Not entirely, and not by accident. He knew better than to quit cold turkey, not after that last time, but he had cut back significantly. No longer was the world a blissful blur of physically numb and mentally nothing. Instead his skin twitched and his head pounded, but he was trying, so he distracted himself with a walk. Hands in his pockets, he may or may not have been outright looking for a fight. Just a...distraction. Nothing too serious. No magic, no weapons, just a simple brawl to clear his head some. Or cloud it worse. 

He didn't want to remember. He didn't want to think about what he had lost. It was his own damn fault anyway. She had been human. The whole thing was a stupid idea for this very reason. Well his magic couldn't detect a damn thing, which meant only one thing. The one thing he didn't want to think about. And yet here it was, clawing at his brain. Pounding at his skull and refusing to let go. She was dead. Had to be. 

Well, what ever. It's not like it matter in the long run, right? Bound to happen. Mortal lifespans and all that. Fun while it lasted. Right? A grimace laced his angular features as a light drizzle began to spill from the sky. Hardly sprinkles. His hands found his pockets, his posture slack, turning a corner and nearly running right into the red head, who had no doubt seen better days. Wait, did he know that face? So he did, blinking a few times at the state of her.

"Dia..." he had been given no formal name by which to call her. Looked like her head was cloudier than his, so he made no sudden movements towards her, but kept his place until or if she bothered to close that distance herself or ask for assistance. 

"It's me, Hat." did she even remember him? They hadn't exactly been friends. And yet, seeing the state of her, the old urge to play hero rose up again. Well...anti-hero, at least. Either way his own worries were indeed driven from his mind. He reached into his namesake to withdraw a decent length of brown  trench coat from the blue glow, held it out for her in offer as the rain around them threatened to pick up pace. 

[dcuhat-blog]

"You look homeless."

Hat gives his giggle of a chuckle,

"Well technically..." he very much doubted an dimension hopping bacterial colony counted as a home. He didn't bother to offer Zach a drink. The comment was valid, his clothes disheveled, creased with wrinkles and dotted with the odd stain, and the smell of drink as ever drifted off of him. He didn't care. Why should he? 

[dcuhat-blog]

[Hat still stares at the decorations and then it seems to kind of click] ….wait…santa….america….IS IT DECEMBER ALREADY?! O_O

…maybe I should sober up….

[symbeastbeauty-blog]

Well, you two have me to be cheery about, and I suppose I’ll just have to make do.  God isn’t dead, he just doesn’t give a shit and never did, so we’re going to party without him, in spite of him, and you’re going to like it, Manchester Middlename Black.  This has nothing to do with Santa and everything to do with having a warm party while it’s cold outside.

I did ask Bunny, and she’s into it.

[She stares at Hat for a long moment before answering slowly.]

…Yeah, that…seems like a good idea.  Save the drinking for the Christmas party, ok?

[themostmagnificentbastard-blog]

Don’t bother, Hat, y’er gonna need it.

[ He grunted and stood up, and a little more than upset with Bunny. ]

We’re in the middle of a pocket dimension! It ain’t cold outside, it ain’t nothin’ outside!

I’ll be in the monitor room…monitoring things…

[ Trudges off, hands in his pockets, jingling festively… ]

….*jingle jingle*

…………………….*jingle jingle jing—*

[ thROWS JINGLE HAT ON FLOOR ]

[dcuhat-blog]

[Hat watches him go, standing when the headwear is tossed away]

...I get it.

[he turns a smile to Pam]

We've been apart a while, but we're back now, and that's reason enough to celebrate. Although...

[His eyes flick over the walls of Bunny, removing his headwear to allow it to emit a blue glow]

We're going to need a lot more decorations...I've got just the things to help...

[queenxregina-blog]

SENTENCE PROMPTS MEME.

send one of the following sentences to me for my muses response. mixture of angst, fluff, nsfw and everything inbetween. taken from sources such as movies, tv shows, songs and my own brain. 

"How long have we been down?" 

"Am I supposed to just let you go?" 

"Are you real?" 

"Shut up and kiss me." 

"You look homeless." 

"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?" 

"I’m not gay/lesbian." 

"I’m destined to be a crazy cat lady/man." 

"Time won’t change me." 

"It’s empty in the valley of your heart." 

"You did this?" 

"I will hold on hope." 

"Shit, you really are tone deaf." 

"I’d rather burn than boil." 

"I see you found my little…hobby." 

"Never trust a drunk." 

"You have no idea what I’m capable of." 

"Long live the Queen/King" 

"It’s like a warm, wet hug." 

"I predict a riot." 

"I’m in no mood." 

"Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah?" 

"There’s nothing I hate more than a racist." 

"Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse." 

"Killers don’t wear aprons." 

"As you wish." 

"Word of advice, shithead. Don’t you ever wake up." 

"You’ve never heard of Leonardo Dicaprio?!" 

"If you try to fuck me then I shall fuck you too." 

"Rock and Roll’s the Devils work." 

"You’re a fat loser and you have body odour." 

"I am lost and so alone." 

"I’m asking for your guidance." 

"My father thinks you’re evil." 

"I still have your underwear." 

"I’m pregnant." 

"Show’s over, motherfuckers." 

"Aw dude, this is one gay looking taser." 

"If it wasn’t for you, I’d be dead." 

"If you don’t pay your rent, I’m kicking you out." 

"That is so punk rock!" 

"It’s a nice day for a white wedding." 

“God. This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.” 

"People are strange." 

"It’s a nice day to start again." 

"I’ve been gone for fourteen days. I could have been gone for more." 

"Do you think he’ll/she’ll ever come home?" 

"They tried to stone me, my dear. It did not work." 

"Get off my son/daughter, you bitch!" 

"Try not to get worried." 

"I’m sure I just need some rest." 

"You light a fire inside of me." 

"I threw my pie for you." 

"I wanna get out of here." 

"Don’t you dare leave me again, [ insert name ]" 

"Life isn’t a Katherine Heigl movie." 

"Why are you so obsessed with him/her?" 

"Of course, my horse." 

"You’re so naive." 

"There’s no such thing as perfect." 

"Imperfection is underrated." 

"It’s such an ugly world for something so beautiful." 

"I’m not fond of asking." 

"You’re so vain, I bet you think this song is about you." 

"Are you challenging me?" 

"This is the best fucking pie I have ever tasted." 

"Little children should be seen and not heard." 

"Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night." 

"You belong to me." 

"I will always wait for you." 

"You’re the magician’s assistant in their dream." 

"Don’t marry her, fuck me." 

"We will never be royals." 

"There must be an angel, playing with my heart." 

"I must be hallucinating." 

"Will you marry me?" 

"We were made to be together." 

"Jesus loves you!" 

"She’s got a boyfriend/girlfriend anyway." 

"Just like me, they long to be, close to you." 

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard." 

"Bad girls do it well." 

"Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend was hot like me?" 

"You do not own me." 

"I own you." 

"There’s a difference between wanting something and needing it." 

"Why so serious?" 

"Describe your perfect date." 

”[ insert name here ] is flawless.” 

"Do you have to a pretentious bitch all of the time?" 

"Okay?" 

"This is our infinity." 

"Ask me again when you learn some manners." 

"When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather be." 

"Did we really just do that?" 

"At the end of the day, there’ll be nothing but trouble." 

"When will my life begin?" 

"Now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project." 

"Look at you as fragile as a flower." 

"Guess I always knew this day was coming." 

"Trust me, pet. Mother knows best." 

"Please, sit. Make yourself at home." 

"I’m allergic to bullshit." 

"Is it your aim to ruin my life?" 

"My fate is in your hands." 

"Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead." 

"I wanna stay inside all day." 

"Are you satisfied?" 

"People will talk." 

"For goodness sake, let us be young." 

"I’m nobody."

[symbeastbeauty-blog]

[The smile only broadens, which means neither of them are off the hook.]

Time for us to decorate Bunny, my grumpy little elves.

[She blinks, then corrects herself,]  Well, one grumpy elf, one merely perplexed elf.  Still, it’s the holidays, so we’ve got cheer to spread.

[themostmagnificentbastard-blog]

[ Ches just slumped down further in his seat. ]

What ‘ave we got to be cheery about? Why should I be cheery just because’a the date or whatever cockamamie capitalist “holiday” America decides it to be?

Santa’s a capitalist pig and God is dead, I ain’t got not reason to celebrate.

[ He tapped out his cigarette. ]

'Sides, ever thought of asking Bunny if she wants to be decorated? 

[dcuhat-blog]

[Hat still stares at the decorations and then it seems to kind of click] ....wait...santa....america....IS IT DECEMBER ALREADY?! O_O

...maybe I should sober up....

[symbeastbeauty-blog]

themostmagnificentbastard dcuhat

[Pam casually walks in and plops a heinous fucking jingle hat on Chester’s head while handing a roll of silver tinsel to Hat. She’s beaming, which is never a good thing.]

Guess what time it is, Grinches?

[themostmagnificentbastard-blog]

[ Ches growls at the sudden, unwanted hat. He grumbles, arms crossed and blowing smoke out of his nose like an angry dragon. ]

Time to find better taste?

[dcuhat-blog]

[hat just eyes the tinsel like "the fuck do I do with this?" he honestly has NO IDEA. In fact, he doesn't even know what time of year it is. Not the hour, not the day, not the month. Idly he plays with the thing and waits for her to respond.]

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UNCOMFORTABLE ANON TIME

Send in anons to make my muses extremely uncomfortable, anon or not! Make them flustered! Make them blush! Make them nervous!

[dcuhat-blog]

ALWAYS.

[dcuhat-blog]

Angst Starter Masterlist

" Aren't you going to say something?"

" And I thought I loved you."

" And I thought you loved me."

" Angry. I'm.. I'm angry."

" Aren't you even going to cry?"

" Are you going to cry?"

" Are you crying?"

" Are you okay?"

" Ask if I'm okay. Just ask."

" And this is why I don't want to stay anymore."

" Addiction isn't the way to go, ___ "

" Are you angry with me?"

" Are you afraid?"

" And now is the part where we say goodbye."

" And now you're going to leave me!"

" Are you just going to leave me?"

" Be friends with someone else."

" Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?"

" Because you're such an ass and I- I just hate you!"

" But I've changed."

" But you've changed."

" Buy yourself something nice. Because I don't want this ring."

" But.. you're still alive?"

" Can't you just let me be happy for one?!"

" Can't you be happy for once?

" Can't you just be happy for me?"

" Come on, leave already!"

" Coward. That's all you are. A coward."

" Do you even know what you've done to me?"

" Do you have any remorse? "

" Don't you dare close your eyes on me!"

" Don't you dare die."

" Don't you care about me/her/him/them anymore?"

" Don't give me that look"

" Don't you want me to be happy?"

" Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!"

" Damn you."

" Don't lie to me."

" Don't like to him/her/them."

" Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!"

" Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!"

" Everything's gone to hell."

" Everyone hates me."

" Everyone hates you."

" Everything hurts."

" Everything's going to be okay."

" Everyone loves you, not me."

" Everything is falling apart."

" Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."

" For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy."

" Friends forever, right? Isn't that what you said?"

" Fuck off!"

" Fuck you!"

" Find a new place to live."

" Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend."

" Find a new best-friend."

" Fine. I'll leave."

" Forever and ever. That's how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back."

" Fucking hell, I hate you!"

" Get lost!"

" Get a job, you ass!"

" Get out of here!"

" Go get a life."

" Go. Just go."

" How are you still alive?"

" How long are you going to keep this up?"

" How long until you finally get lost?"

" How about I just leave."

" Hold up. You're breaking up with me?"

" Heaven doesn't exist."

" Hell is the only place we're going to be going."

" How about you leave now?"

" Is this how you're going to treat me?"

" I can't believe you."

" I'm a monster."

" I killed someone."

" I want to kill myself."

" I want to kill something."

" I'm running away."

" I'm leaving you."

" I can't look at you right now."

" I hope you die!"

" I don't understand."

" I'm so angry/sad. But you don't care."

" I can't hear anything."

" I'm dying."

" I have cancer."

" I can feel the darkness coming."

" I can't breathe."

" Just joking, I don't love you."

" Just go."

" Just leave me alone!"

" Just fuck off."

" Kill yourself. "

" Kindly get the hell away from me."

" Kids? I don't want kids."

" Kind. That's the one thing you can never manage to be."

" Lie. Just lie."

" Lie to me."

" Life is not worth living."

" Living isn't possible."

" Like I give a shit about you."

" Lies are all you're capable of."

" Lay down. It'll all be over soon."

" My heart is broken. "

" My.. everything hurts."

" My girlfriend/boyfriend left."

" My ____ is dead."

" Man, you're an asshole."

" My lies aren't working anymore."

" Mutt."

" Many times I lay awake and wonder why I'm alive anymore."

" Never again."

" Never speak to me again."

" No. I won't do it."

" No, I don't like you like that."

" No way in hell!"

" Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?"

" Now and again I really start to hate you."

" No. Stop crying, just stop it."

" Not how I wanted to spend my life."

" Never look at me again."

" People hate me."

" People hate you."

" Person? No, no. You're not a person. You're a robot."

" People like you sicken me."

" People like you deserve to die."

" Perhaps you should just leave, then."

" Piss off."

" Question: why are you still here?"

" Quiet. I'm getting sick of hearing your voice."

" Run away. That's what I'm doing."

" See? I hate you."

" See? You hate me."

" Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me."

" So.. you hate me, then?"

" So this is how it ends."

" Shoot me."

" Shit..."

" So why are you still here?"

" Sometimes people lie to me."

" Stories are just that. Stories."

" Took off with everything I had!"

" Time to go."

" This is the end. It's done."

" The story is ending now."

" This is the end."

" This is why I hate you."

" Then why do you say you love me?!"

" Unlike you I have friends."

" Unlike me, you have friends"

" Under the bed is were I have to hide from you."

" Underwater is where i want me coffin to be."

" Utter it again and I swear I'll kill you!"

" Very mature. Cunt."

" Why can't you row up?"

" Why cant you care about me?"

" Why do you hate me?"

" Why do I hate you?"

" What do you mean?"

" What?You're dying?"

" Why can't you just be you."

" When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?'

" Well. This isn't how it was supposed to end between us."

" Whatever, you asshole."

" Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do."

" Well. I hate you now."

" Well, you hate me now."

[invademyinbox]

The 62nd icon in your folder is your muse after a barfight.

[themostmagnificentbastard-blog]

[dcuhat-blog]

[dcuhat-blog]

GAME TIME, LOVELY FOLLOWERS!

Blind date.

Participate by:

Send my muse an ask as someone (anyone) on said blind date with them.

Throw out a pitch as to why someone else should go on a blind date with my muse.

Starters are also welcome if you want to rp this between our muses.

If you participate:

Send your username and "BLIND DATE!" in an ask and I will send you one of these back! :3