Just me

[i use this as a diary. kind of.]

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[chankitten]

sorry for not replying, i am unbearably nervous at all times

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[rianblack-deactivated20220216]

Girl go be evil, who cares just do it

[5555ilenthill]

[oobbbear]

Songs you always skip but never take out of the playlist are important parts of the ecosystem they need to be there

[cherubg1rl]

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

[thememedaddy]

[pinkertoast]

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[vogelpsittacines]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[lokaror]

*defensively* not all of us were taught the wheels on the bus go round and round in school

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen