KOALAMARCHS

dow | ace | 30 | they/them

[danswank]

it’s my favorite band: total diva, hot mama, the flirt, + bad influence

[your90sface]

luke 'hot one' hemmings

[danswank]

luke “what the fuck” hemmings

[kaleidoscopeminds]

however, you can prevent this from happening by eating a death wing

[ashtonsunshine]

Luke when he has to remember old lyrics.

[kaleidoscopeminds]

bad influence + total diva

[honeyedlashton]

luke calling ashton “the girth” in the hot ones video omg

Oh the hot ones was a fucking HEAVENLY video. Just what the hell. His other sash name: THE GIRTH. He really wasted no time on that, too. What was the fucking line of thought that got him there so fast, jesus christ?! (That’s a rhetorical question.)

[gothluke]

we know it’s big just stop rubbing it in

[kindahoping4forever]

Ashton @ Everyone's A Star Nashville - 19 June 2026

[lukehoodlngs]

does this count as a kiss?

[danswank]

[danswank]

it’s my favorite band: total diva, hot mama, the flirt, + bad influence

[kaleidoscopeminds]

oh fuck that's pretty spicy

[ashtonsunshine]

Sorry, I don't know a 5SOS. I know Total Diva, Bad Influence, The Flirt, and Hot Mamma.

[danswank]

luke “what the fuck” hemmings

[pinklimodriver]

"Fine im circumcised!" That wasn't the question but I love your enthusiasm!

[hoonie]

total diva

[m5ra-sos]

L: Good boy!

A: *growls*