Well, my Professional Fan checks have yet to hit my account. Maybe they don’t have my correct routing numbers? Come to think of it, I should probably bill for my fandom all the way back to 1993. That should cover me for the rest of my life.
PS- since this has been an issue here on Tumblr lately, let me clarify that what I just wrote is true. I haven’t been paid.
PPS- I’m sure the person who alleges that fans get paid has actual proof of this, right? Of course he/she does….and will be posting that proof soon, we should all hope. Because we wouldn’t want to be spreading any unsubstantiated rumors on Tumblr just to cause drama and perpetuate jealousy and hate, now would we? No? I didn’t think so.
PPSS- since I pretty much know it’s coming anyway…. I’ll just have you know (and that person knows who they are) that body shaming me doesn’t work. It used to work, when I was like 15. But I’m older now and IDGAF what you think of my body, my face, my hair, my big toe, my clothes, my family, my pets, my plants, my national origin, etc. In fact, shaming me doesn’t work in any facet of my life. Try something else, be original at least. Thanks.
Peace out, enjoy your day!