DICK SQUAD

snash (snail trash) #savethegreattits

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I'm going to do witchcraft in your room while you sleep.

Jamila

[ddicksquad]

If it's on the Shrek soundtrack, I know every word to it.

Allie

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Not even raccoons would wear those shirts.

Allie

[ddicksquad]

There's nothing wrong with hot cheese.

Monika

[ddicksquad]

I think there’s a noodle somewhere in my respiratory system

Krystal 

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I’m a speed meemer

Jamila

[ddicksquad]

I often wonder about ducks.

Jamila

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Sometimes I sit on the toilet criss-cross

Monika

[ddicksquad]

the only thing I know about tequila is that there's lizards in it.

Lily 

[ddicksquad]

“stop kinkshaming the president!” - megan 

[ddicksquad]

*softly from across the room* yay! cutting things with a knife! - Sara

[ddicksquad]

"ya done spelunked up"

-Maya 

[ddicksquad]

I think that’s my favorite thing: imagining songs sung by vampires.

Amara (18 Aug 2015) 

[ddicksquad]

My egg looks so disappointed in me. It sad.

Maaya

[ddicksquad]

Don't mess with Latin American Shit

Krystal

[ddicksquad]

Do you ever pee clear water and just feel like a health god?

Monika (13 Mar 2015) 

[ddicksquad]

My hip wants to pop out and eat itself

Krystal  (9 Feb 2015)