This is just a another incorrect quotes blog!

This isn't gonna be funny :)

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Monika: *casually presses delete*

Natsuki: Mc? I don't feel so good....

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Sayori: Hey, Monika I wanna do something..

Monika: You hit send on confessing to MC and I hit END on your game file

Sayori: I have nothing to show you-

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Just DDLC as vines

Yuri: Is there anything better than MC? Yes a really good book.

Sayori: We all die you either kill yourself or get killed.

Monika currently hanging sayori: Whatchu gonna do?

Sayori: Alright perfect, and did you join a club... yet?

Mc: No, I didn't

Sayori worried he's gonna turn into a NEET: Oh okay-

Monika to mc: I love you, biiiitch. I ain't never gonna stop lovin' you, biiiitch.

Natsuki: Okay, okay stop the game real quick, someone left a cupcake on the ground and now my foot has icing on it, who the FUCK wanna die.

Sayori: And here is our wonderful Literature Club

Monika and Yuri banging Natsuki's head into the chalk board: MANGA ISN'T LITERATURE

Yuri: Natsuki I heard you were sick?

Natsuki: Yeah do you think I could get some Tea?

Yuri: No sit there and just die okay

Natsuki: Okay-

Sayori: *SCREAMS INTO A CUP* .... Everythings fine

Sayori: Black is the color of emptiness

Yuri: I feel it in my soul

Sayori and Yuri: Cause I'm an emotional mess :)

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Sayori: When I see you I think of tidepods, cause you look like a whole snack

Natsuki: HEY IDIOT I LOVE YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE BABY BITCH I LOVE YOU

Yuri: When I look into your eyes my brain takes a screenshot so when I use your pen I think of you ~

Monika: Your flirting capabilities suck.

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おそろいTシャツの文芸部員ちゃん

Ah! I’m sorry I don’t understand much japanese I just started learning so I can’t really answer this if this is an ask.

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hey - i just found your account, and i shall say, i am quite impressed

Awe, thanks I try my best :)

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This is to remind me later but uh PLEASE KEEP UR BLOG ALIVE? Fucking dumbass doesnt post cause of school. Thank you me and your welcome for the reminder

so uh i aha thanks me for the reminder. uh hm i guess im back hi :)

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[angistudy]

just for luck 😭

[floppyfruit]

school just started, not taking any chances

[clairityintimesofcrisis]

Might as well

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i need this so bad

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Random thoughts with the Lit club

Sayori: I feel like there should be an adoption center for gay couples or people who can't have babies in general

Yuri: Thats a really cute idea! They would put pride flags and toys all around the place too.

Monika: Oooh! We need to come up with a slogan to make people come.

Sayori: Oh! Oh! Great idea.

mumbling starts to surround the lit club

MC: What about-

Sayori: Mc, it's been 2 minutes you couldn't have thought about one so quickly.

Natsuki: What about "Adoption is an option."

Silence in the lit club.

[FADE TO BLACK]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[cosmicrystalwitch]

Lol wtf

[the-last-teabender]

Already had the best news of my life a couple days ago, I dare this bagel to top that.

[phreakattack]

i’ve bene ingoring the bagle but now i think it’s time to give the bagle a chance

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

all glory to the bagel

[luna-pon]

THIS IS FUCKING REAL. I just received an email from my teacher that our test has been postponed for another week so we have more time to study. THIS IS REAL.

[awkwardbutsmooth]

The fuckin bagel worked… This stupid shit… I said “within the next two weeks” and 10 o’clock last night I received a text…

[food-dont-know-her]

There are two types of people

People who talk about how it worked or that they are not going to risk it

And

“BURN BAGEL BURN”

[pretty-folksdonteat-deactivated]

Eh, fuck it

[i-hate--bread]

Sorry guys I’m fr so desperate lmao

[spoopy-rayvynnnox]

BURN THE BAGEL

BURN IT

COMMIT ARSON

[overworked-strawberry]

look it said i’d get good news but, like, WHEN

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die bagel i dont even want the good news

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Natsuki: Alright, Sayori. Are you ready to start baking?

Sayori: Sure am! I won't burn down the kitchen this time

A week before

Natsuki: Alright, Sayori. Are you ready to start baking?

Sayori: Yep!

Natsuki: *phone rings* Oh, I'll be right back. Don't set the house on fire!

Later

Natsuki: What did I say not to do?

Sayori: Burn the house down.

Natsuki: And what did you do?

Sayori: Made you cupcakes? :)

Natsuki: Aand?

Sayori: Burn the house down :(

Present day

Natsuki: Yeah, we don't want that to happen again.

[i-am-my-diamond-suf]

This isn't an ask but: Steven, in heels.

I mean. He do be a dramatic bitch tho so like he totally would if he found them intimidating.

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Steven would probably rock them too, tbh. I think he wouldn’t be shy to wear them around

[nothing-too-spectacular]

Share. Please. In honor or this nameless hero whom because of this letter he or she sent me, could save a life tonight. 

again, my box is always open.

[nothing-too-spectacular]

SIGNAL BOOST. BOX IS ALWAYS OPEN

[five-nights-five-friends-deacti]

I know this is hella long post but seriously, my inbox is open. I am serious and open-armed to anyone who needs comfort. You’ve all comforted me in my times of pain, and I love all of you, and would be grateful to return the favor.

[ask-doll-fnaf-rp-deactivated201]

My inbox is always open to those upset <:) or anyone for that matter!! We can talk and become bestest buddies… It doesn’t matter exactly what to me… What matters is that you’re happy <3 all of you

[askalicemare]

This needs to be here. Just…

[thelunaralchemist]

this is needed to be said…

[202-drawings]

i’m crying oh no

[ddlcincorrectquotes]

This doesn’t even need to be explained. Before you go spam hearting my posts, take a second to read them. My inbox is always open too, I can help and give advice if you need it. I know it’s late for most of us but take a second to read this. I don’t care who you are, you can be a murderer for all I care, but you are loved and nobody can say otherwise. If this is too long for you, please leave my page, and when you’re ready come back and read this whole thing, twice if you have to. This needs to be seen.

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News about me.

So, yesterday my grandma died, she had cancer for a while now and I was informed 2 months ago. I didn’t cry when I found out, I didn’t cry when I saw her, I didn’t cause I knew this would happen. I loved her of course but it didn’t phase me when she died, I feel so bad that I didn’t cry I just couldn’t. Above that my dog probably has an infection, we thought she was pregnant but it may be a tumor. She can’t run or walk as good as she used to and when she jumps on my bed she loses her balance, when she jumps off she falls down right when she gets to the ground. She was originally my grandpa’s dog and he didn’t know about this till’ now. Shes laying on her bed and sleeping, But, yeah that why I’ve been gone for a while. I’ll make more incorrect quotes soon!

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Hold on-

SO UH IF PATTON LIKES FROGS WOULD THAT MEAN HIM AND TSUYU WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS?

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I mean you’re not wrong-

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Yuri: How did we even find you??

Natsuki: Oh, my dad threw me out the window cause he thought I looked weird. Then you came over and picked me up, I remember that day very vividly.