scandinavian anroexic bite sized trashbag

losing weight as rapidly as the fucks that I give with art right now.

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hey, today is the day

when i thought i art would be a great choice of career

October 28, 2015.

The only good outcome is i lost my chubby loser look and got my honey to like me again. Sex have been great ever since.

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hypocrisy

ida h lauridsen 2016: i did and gave everything for my boyfriend, everything. then i notice this art university. i decided this is what i wanted to do and haven't been doing since i got into a relationship. this is what i love! this is what im gonna do! my family and friends are there to support me. gonna move back with my parents so i can concentrate on this goal!

ida h lauridsen one year later: my partner is the only one who i could be real and completely honest with, i found love with this person. i don't wanna have an art career, i don't wanna make art for others. i just happen to go through a difficult time of my life and art happens to be therapy. i will take archeology instead which i decided just like a week ago because i get to travel and pretend to do real science. for now i will take a job and get outta my parents house so now im back living with my partner. the sex is awesome, didn't have it for almost two years.

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it seems i cant go on and fill the whole month of May with different ‘accidents’ because I am starting to question my morality at some point. oops!

But I made it half the month so not bad I suppose? /shrugemoji

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a great scenario: staying overnight in a hotel with her class for an archeological field trip for uni, wore a contaminated tampon, suffer from stomach cramps -- then bam, toxic shock syndrome.

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it seems i cant go on and fill the whole month of May with different ‘accidents’ because I am starting to question my morality at some point. oops!

But I made it half the month so not bad I suppose? /shrugemoji

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you could lose all the post-breakup weight and gain more friends, confidence, a new job and an exotic side dish who find your skinny pale ass hot -- but you are still a hypocrite

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Since it’s totally someone’s birth month (turning 24, if I remember) instead of wishes, what about 24 ways of… series of unfortunate incidents ✌

Bitch deserve them all with the hypocrisy that could fill such dwarf sized trashy individual.

Week 1:

1) spring flu (epidemic) victim, since it’s happening mostly around colder climates in Europe.

2) starved to death during finals for the last semester for the school year. Possibly complications from anorexia, not surprised she have anorexia. Remember she forced starved herself, dropping 15 kg in less than 8 months and that IS before university.

3) but also due too much coffee and work/studying stress. Typical uni student woes.

4) sent naughty personal video meant for partner to someone else so oops.

5) tripped over while carrying groceries to her apartment.

6) got run over by a car while heading to her apartment.

7) food poisoning.

Idk if I could go on for 24th lol

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week 2:

8) some unfortunate robbing incident in her part-time job

9) or gets robbed on the way home to her apartment and shot on her face

10) short hair caught in fire or acid over freak accident

11) blunt force trauma on the head after tripping to one of their class expeditions.

12) gets attacked by bees during hiking outdoors.

13) gets attacked by cats while visiting a shelter

14) assaulted while tipsy during a sorority party

[adrenaline]

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me after losing almost 20 kg and my partner can’t wait after finals lol

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Since it's totally someone's birth month (turning 24, if I remember) instead of wishes, what about 24 ways of... series of unfortunate incidents ✌

Bitch deserve them all with the hypocrisy that could fill such dwarf sized trashy individual.

Week 1:

1) spring flu (epidemic) victim, since it's happening mostly around colder climates in Europe.

2) starved to death during finals for the last semester for the school year. Possibly complications from anorexia, not surprised she have anorexia. Remember she forced starved herself, dropping 15 kg in less than 8 months and that IS before university.

3) but also due too much coffee and work/studying stress. Typical uni student woes.

4) sent naughty personal video meant for partner to someone else so oops.

5) tripped over while carrying groceries to her apartment.

6) got run over by a car while heading to her apartment.

7) food poisoning.

Idk if I could go on for 24th lol

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tfw you really can't celebrate your birthday when it's also your University finals.

And deleting your porn blog just in time of it's anniversary

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The art vs artist tag is trending again. Hilarious.

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

girl…

[naik2seki]

who she fuck? shrek?????

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Bryson I’m gonna slap u for making me read all of this

[adrenaline]

by broken sundowns

[adrenaline]