Dead Dove Diner

Just a lost soul who writes unholy smut from the deepest darkest pits of hell

[dead-dovediner]

Welcum to the fucked up incestous family!

Hai, if you don't know me yet, let me introduce myself; I'm Mira/Mirana more known as The Chef. I own and run the blog, and it's been running since 2024! The original and first deaddovediner tumblr account was terminated somewhere way back in the start of 2025, and straight after, I created this account, which has all the same fics and more on it!

The blog itself once had a diner-like roleplay to it when I first started it, and even though I still use that theme it's definitely far more casual now on here :3

I would like to welcum you to the fucked up incestous family of our diner, it's a very welcumming place (I should stop with the puns but I'll never-) with rotten dead doves served on silver plates, fun people, random convos, wholesome thoughts, and an overall chaotic charm to all of it!

As the name suggests, it is a dead dove diner for bandom fanfiction! I warn you now babes, if you eat something in the diner, and you didn't like it, not my problem, I do not want you to digest anything that you can't handle, read the warnings and scroll away if you don't like it.

Fine Dine Menu (masterlist)

Things to know:

I take requests all the time and any time, but I don't promise a fic of it! I do not write ship fics, this is THE place for self-insert and self-shipping <3

If you wanna talk to me, DM me, or just contact me, go ahead! I don't bite, here's my main if you ever need it: @miranaisnotdead (the chef face and identity reveal in the big 2026) (my insta is miranaisundercover if y'all wanna come look at my even more chaotic personal life).

Alas, talking about contacting me- I have a vent account for this community, if need be, which is @the-chefs-gone-insane!

We also have a lovely discord server, that is also very chaotic and a mess, but shh it's fine, come join us, HERE

If you don't feel like reading on here, or if you prefer ao3 I have good news for you! Here's my ao3 (that I'm very lazy on and post there even later-)

And if you ever feel like listening to music while reading- let me give you the playlist I made for the blog <3

If you want an anon or tag, please read the anon list first, I can only keep up with this many people this way :3

Now that you're here, that means you wanna know more! :)

So let me tell you about how this place is safe for everyone (except for the pieces of shit that roam the internet sometimes but ehh-)!

I'm a very strong leftist and I will speak up about politics if need be! FUCK ICE AND DONALD TRUMP

I was also once anonymous on here, and people wouldn't know my main or anything- but let this new era start, cause uhhh I've got confidence, PLUS it has been a long time, and my community is amazing so I feel comfortable enough to bear this account next to my name and face! :)

I'm still not native- lol

If you're unsure if I write for someone you wanna request for, don't worry just send me an ask and we'll see if I know the person/band or if I don't :3

I think that's all for now, enjoy your stay at the diner!

-The Chef!

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Everyone remember the time where I was making social experiments on y'all-

Mhm, me thinks me should bring that back, so me will boot up my lovely diva of a computer and torture you all with questions-

I might make a questionnaire of sorts 😛😛

As it has been over a year and me wants to see what changed

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THANK U SM FOR THAT ACTUALLY-

u made me realize I'm kinda an oversharer, especially for my age 😭

thnks so much, twin <3

-🎃

Anytime diva <3

Just making sure people are safe on here no matter what

You're not the first youngling to pass on by, I'm just lowkey maternal abt y'all 😭

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WHATS THE BEST ACC I CAN BE ANONYMOUS ON AND YAP ABT MY GIRLFIREND MAKIG ME SO HORNY....CUZ YK UR ACC IS MAINLY BAND MEMBERS, BUT I JUST NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND SO BADLY....

LIKE RN THEYRE CALLING ME SUBMSSIVE AND A BOTTOM AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS, AND I'M SCARED TO SAY THE THINGS TO THEM BC I'LL BE EMBARRASSED AFTER

LIKE THEY ARE BEGGING ME TO TELL THEM WHAT I MEANT BY MY BODY REACTED AND AND AND YEAH....

YA KNOW.....

MB IF THATS A LOT....

-🎃

Uhh I have no idea babes, maybe possibly confession accs, but again I don't know

These things are usually private, or if she knows you yapp abt her that's cool, just make sure not to say too much on the web

Just as a precaution yknow? But alas if you wanna say something to them, go ahead, no need to be shy, you're in a relationship no? It would be normal

And now- I do not want to sound rude or anything, but from what I've gathered, you're a minor, definitely on the younger side, so just please don't go around people telling everyone your business with your partner, alright babes?

It's good that you're anonymous, and all, that's lovely, I'm just a tiny bit concerned for you honey :3

There are things you just kinda have to keep to yourself sometimes

But again, if I'm wrong or anything, just ignore this, and maybe try those confession accs on here, as there are so many 😭

This seems more like a you'd ask a friend for advice type of situation, than rather go on tumblr and tell the whole world- but it might be just me

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OKAY I HAVENT BEEN ON TUMBLR FOR A WHILE BC OF WHAT HAPPENED (it’s been rough babes…)

BUT

HEAR ME OUT HERE.

ABUSIVE RAPIST TRAILER PARK GEE.

ITS BEEN ON MY MIND.

I totally headcanon him to like beat his wife (US WE ARE THE WIFE), and like, slut shame, , threaten to kill himself if dear wifey tries to leave, will fuck whenever HE wants, might restrict stuff if wifey’s been bad… (HIGHKEY basing around TRAUMA THANKS DAD!!!)

(IM TALKING ABOUT MY DAD THREATENING TO KILL HIMSELF IF I HYPHENATE MY LAST NAME WITH MY MOMS AND WHEN THEY’D GOTTEN DIVORCED HE’D PULL THAT SHIT)

And like.. if Trailer Park! Gee ever got diagnosed with anything, say BPD, he wouldn’t take the pills because he couldn’t get hard 😔😔

-🦔

MAMA I MISSED YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL MIND 😛😛😛

I had a draft like this once, I might go back to it, who knowssssss, it'd be peak tho

Ughhhh I miss writing but I can't be arsed to write either

[dead-dovediner]

I just want to pop in and say hi since it's been like years since I sent you anything

-Gerard Way piss kink lover

Awww hi babes

How have you been doing? :3

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PLEASE DO OLDER BROTHER BULLETS FRANK

I WILL, IF I GET A WILL TO LIVE AND IF I GET THE WILL TO LIVE PRAY FOR A TIME WHERE I'LL HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO WRITE

I'm not a robot, I'll see what I can do in the upcoming future, but don't expect a full blown fic in this period of time 😔 as I am still searching for my spark to come back after kinktober drained the life out of me 🥀

Much love dear anon

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mcr orgy plus uhhhh hm idk js mcr orgy also hii

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I should write more mcr orgy

Ughhhhh I need to get back into writing again

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hear me out fem frank somno-ing you

-🐾 ྀི

I hear you 😛😛😛😛

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God i cant stop thinking about the guys in their im not ok school outfits all tag teaming cheerleader Gee. God i need frank to hold Mikey's face and whisper into his ear as he helps guide his cock into Gerard and tease him about how he's so hard for his own brother good lord........ ough

I'm not okay mv guys are just meowww

But alas no thank you to the waycest, I have no problem with it, but this is not the place for it sadly, as I don't write ship fics

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Cowboy gee who hits his wife??

Great prompt, maybeeeee

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okayokay i will

-🎃

Thank yew 💅

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also patrick stump around 2007 PLEWSSEEEE i meed that. or in the dance dance music video. i just wanna dp so much ro him

-🫀

Nerdiest nerd ever he's so adorable in the Dance Dance mv

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ooghhh vampire mikey way 🤤🤤🤤 and werewolf ray 🤤🤤

-🫀

Bring back monster fucking, hmmm maybe for this year's october I might do some au of the sorts

Who knows 😛

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ohhh okayokay

CUZ I SAID SMTH ABT WANTING MY GIRLFRIEND TO TREAT ME LIKE A DOG AND HOW I WANNA HUMP THEIR THIGH ND STUFF AND U DIDNT ANSWER IT AND I WAS ABT TO BE LIKE

"damn...was that a wee bit too freaky"

BUT NOW IM REALIZING ON THIS BLOG THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO FREAKY IS THERE LOL

-🎃

Nahh dw about it, there are only so many boundaries, which are: lets not talk about the mcr kids, kids under 14yrs, and actual animals

The rest is just fine 🎀

[dead-dovediner]

But alas, lets keep my inbox filled with mcr or bandom things please as this is a fanfiction page, thank you in advance

[dead-dovediner]

ohhh okayokay

CUZ I SAID SMTH ABT WANTING MY GIRLFRIEND TO TREAT ME LIKE A DOG AND HOW I WANNA HUMP THEIR THIGH ND STUFF AND U DIDNT ANSWER IT AND I WAS ABT TO BE LIKE

"damn...was that a wee bit too freaky"

BUT NOW IM REALIZING ON THIS BLOG THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO FREAKY IS THERE LOL

-🎃

Nahh dw about it, there are only so many boundaries, which are: lets not talk about the mcr kids, kids under 14yrs, and actual animals

The rest is just fine 🎀

[dead-dovediner]

I want frank to shave my head to punish me

Well that's something I haven't heard yet