Welcum to the fucked up incestous family!
Hai, if you don't know me yet, let me introduce myself; I'm Mira/Mirana more known as The Chef. I own and run the blog, and it's been running since 2024! The original and first deaddovediner tumblr account was terminated somewhere way back in the start of 2025, and straight after, I created this account, which has all the same fics and more on it!
The blog itself once had a diner-like roleplay to it when I first started it, and even though I still use that theme it's definitely far more casual now on here :3
I would like to welcum you to the fucked up incestous family of our diner, it's a very welcumming place (I should stop with the puns but I'll never-) with rotten dead doves served on silver plates, fun people, random convos, wholesome thoughts, and an overall chaotic charm to all of it!
As the name suggests, it is a dead dove diner for bandom fanfiction! I warn you now babes, if you eat something in the diner, and you didn't like it, not my problem, I do not want you to digest anything that you can't handle, read the warnings and scroll away if you don't like it.
Fine Dine Menu (masterlist)
Things to know:
I take requests all the time and any time, but I don't promise a fic of it! I do not write ship fics, this is THE place for self-insert and self-shipping <3
If you wanna talk to me, DM me, or just contact me, go ahead! I don't bite, here's my main if you ever need it: @miranaisnotdead (the chef face and identity reveal in the big 2026) (my insta is miranaisundercover if y'all wanna come look at my even more chaotic personal life).
Alas, talking about contacting me- I have a vent account for this community, if need be, which is @the-chefs-gone-insane!
We also have a lovely discord server, that is also very chaotic and a mess, but shh it's fine, come join us, HERE
If you don't feel like reading on here, or if you prefer ao3 I have good news for you! Here's my ao3 (that I'm very lazy on and post there even later-)
And if you ever feel like listening to music while reading- let me give you the playlist I made for the blog <3
If you want an anon or tag, please read the anon list first, I can only keep up with this many people this way :3












