Eskel rulez

19 yo/Poland/SICK FUCKER/she

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The actual fuck

What have I done

It's nearly 5am and I'm not sleeping, becouse of

✨DADDY KENOBI✨

Pls help me, I fallen and can't get up

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Trish Uno x Fiat Uno

This is what I’m doin on online lessons

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Story time

I was playing my old-ass Sims game

I made some ppl, builded them a nice house

Then hell started

Josuke meet Okuyasu, then started cooking

...

THEY BURNED THEMSELVES

...

That's why i think they have one braincell and Koichi have it.

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Josuke, Okuyasu and Koichi have only one brain cell.

99% od time Koichi have it.

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Jojo dancing part 4

Josuke: somebody come get her she's dancing like a striper! - have those moves, aspire for pole dancer

Okuyasu: nibba dancer

Koichi: scared of dancing, he would be stepped a lot

Rohan: this fuck is 100% fortnite dancer

Yukako: only with Koichi

Jotaro: still don't

Kira: has a stick up his ass, robotic moves, but looks classy

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I think that Koichi would like a love triangle with Yukako and Rohan.

Yukako will be mothafuckin mad about it and trying to stab Rohan.

It will be cause of IIIrd world war

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Jotaro: *real emo, rebel kid, doesn't give a fuck*

Jotaro part 4: *depressed bitch, hard outside, soft inside, give all of fucks*

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Josuke: I wouldn't fuck u bro

Okuyasu: U wouldn't?

Josuke: Unless u want

Josuke: ...

Josuke: No homo

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Josuke, Okuyasu and Koichi have only one brain cell.

99% od time Koichi have it.

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Crusader porn searches???

Jotaro likes to watch anything that’s aquatic themed. Videos by the beach or by the pool gets to him (If he has the patience to watch for the plot). Besides that, he loves watching domination videos, daddy kink, Shibari and BDSM. degrading and choking are other favourites for him.

Joseph loooooves amateur videos, especially creampie ones! He also likes to watch ones with “age gap”. He’s actually kind of vanilla so he wouldn’t watch anything rough or degrading, but he does have a size kink.

Polnareff , like Joseph, is quite vanilla. He would opt for more passionate love-making videos. Ones that have a long plot and end with a nice creampie. He also likes squirting, massages, fingering and oral videos. Again - all of these have to be soft - nothing too extreme.

Kakyoin likes hentai. He also likes to watch shibari videos and school girl/boy videos. He’s a switch, so he’s on the fence with regards of dominant/submissive videos. He doesn’t like anything too hardcore. Squirting is another one of his faves.

Avdol likes intimate videos with minimal bdsm. He wouldn’t do anything too extreme, but he enjoys wax play videos, and anything with rope/tying up. He also enjoys creampie videos and praise.

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Smels of JoJo's

Jonathan - peppermint and wind

Speedwagon - pasteries and light cologne

Joseph - fancy strong perfume and tea

Caesar - SOAP

Jotaro - cigaretes and sexy cologne

Kakyoin - fresh laundry and tumeric

Polnareff - breath taking cologne

Avdul - oriental scent

Dio - fear and roses

Pillar men - dust and night breeze

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How JoJo gaynes started

Jonathan: Why you do this to me Dio?

Dio: Because fuck you and world. That's why.

Jonathan: ...

Jonathan: Didn't expected that coming. You should tell me earlier, we would do something about it *winks*

Dio: To late, I've becomed immortal vampire and gotta stalk your family.

Jonathan: Well, F U C K